11-20-25 Hour 3 - Dems Plaskett and Crockett are Morons

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But now the site states that studies supporting a link have been ignored by health authorities. Well, have they? They claim that vaccines do not cause autism. is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism. Now, I, you know, I'm not an immunologist or a vaccinologist, but I'd like to think that these things have been examined thoroughly and completely. I think we have a great deal of data on the subject because over the course of decades, dot, dot, or period, period, period, period, as Joe Biden might say, were there an ellipsis in the teleprompter. Michael, let's go to Pam Bondi. the Attorney General of the United States of America, because now you see the House and the Senate have passed the ridiculously named bill about releasing the Epstein documents, the, you know, like Jeffrey Epstein Transparency Act of 2025. It's taken decades to get here, but never mind that. And the Attorney General yesterday, Pam Bondi, soundbite number one on our cut sheet today, as a matter of fact. And she's talking about handing over because, you know, now that the Congress has voted in the House and the Senate on this bill to release the Epstein documents, now it's apparently the hands of the Justice Department. You may remember Pam Bondi when she was brand new in the Justice Department as Attorney General said, oh, we're going to release the Epstein documents. Lickety Split. And then that didn't happen. Lickety Split. And now Congress had to pass an act that they made up with a ridiculous name. I'm surprised it's not an acronym. But Pam Bondi yesterday saying, hey, we've released lots and lots of documents. And, you know, the Democrats have already had plenty of opportunity to comb through the documents and do their word search for the name Trump so they can find whatever sinister incriminating information they would like to use. And they haven't released any smoking gun, any bombshell. from the 22, 23,000 documents insinuating or even suggesting that Donald Trump had done anything terrible. And they did redact the name of the lady who was one of the Epstein victims as a young girl. And she died apparently by suicide a few years ago. But she came out and said, Trump never had anything to do with any of this. And the Democrats left that out when they were leaking documents to the New York Times from their congressional investigation. But let's go to the Attorney General Pam Bondi yesterday on the documents been released. And, oh, and as I said yesterday, they now have 30 days at the Justice Department now that Congress has passed the bill.

which shouldn't have had to have been done at all. They have 30 days at the Justice Department to release the remaining documents. And they've already said out loud, the Speaker of the House, has, well, there are names in there that need to be redacted. So there are going to be redactions from the documents when and if they're released in 30 days. And again, it's going to kind of stink to high heaven. But here's the Attorney General Pam Bondi. We have released 33,000, over 33,000 Epstein documents to the Hill. And we'll continue to follow the law and to have maximum transparency. Also, we will always encourage all victims to come forward. Which sounds like a good idea. I'm in favor of that. I've got to say, didn't Hillary Clinton destroy 33,000 emails and have her staff pound their phones with hammers and smash the hard drives? That was 33,000 documents, wasn't it? It sounds like a lot when you're talking about Jeffrey Epstein documents. But when Hillary Clinton destroyed 33,000 presumably entirely classified documents, isn't that amazing? So 33,000 documents and maximum transparency, that word transparency is used a lot in Washington. Sometimes they seem to know what the word means and encourage all victims to come forward. It's been years and years and years and millions and millions of dollars have been dispersed to victims. And none of the parents have come forward except one father on Capitol Hill day before yesterday. We played the audio for you yesterday. Never mind that. Kamala Harris, former vice president. In fact, she's at the National Cathedral right now where the Dick Cheney funeral is taking place. And there have been some funny moments. Joe Biden and not a Dr. Jill Biden are sitting next to George W. Bush and his loving bride as well, who's a very nice person. And sitting next to them who said it might be Kamala Harris sitting there, right? And Mike Pence is sitting there. And George Bush had Al Gore was sitting behind him. Remember Gore versus Bush? Bush, it was a Supreme Court case. And Al Gore is sitting right behind George W. Bush. And George W. Bush was turning around and leaning back and telling jokes. And laughing. And Al Gore wasn't laughing so much, but W. Bush was laughing because he's always having a good time. And he was laughing. And I think he was probably saying, it funny that I was president and you weren't? Remember that dangling Chad thing? That was funny, wasn't it? And you guys brought the Supreme Court and you still lost. And then Hillary lost. Hey, where's Hillary? She lost. That's great. But Kamala Harris, she lost to Donald Trump. And Hillary Clinton lost to Donald Trump, too. The only two women ever run on major party ticket, both lost to Donald Trump. That's just fun. Kamala Harris doing another lame podcast with another wanker from the Democrat Party. I think it is, again, just another, the current president's...

statements most recently about this are another example of him attempting to gaslight the American people. And I say that because all of a sudden he is saying he'll wait to see what Congress does. Since we release the files. Release. the files. And the wanker podcaster doesn't say, well, may I pause for a moment and point out that you were vice president for four years and you didn't say a word about releasing the files and Joe Biden was president for four years and he didn't say a word about releasing the files and the Biden Harris Justice Department, which was the most corrupt in the history of the country. had possession, custody of all of the files for four years and didn't release the files. Nobody says that because they're not journalists. They're fluffers for the Democrat Party. Aren't they amazing? Now, CNN, CNN, they got this woman, Pamela Brown, and they're talking about Stacey Plaskett, the Democrat non-voting delegate from the U.S. Virgin Islands, who is technically a member of Congress, yet a non-voting member. And talking about Stacey Plaskett, who is taking her marching orders directly from Jeffrey Epstein by text message to her personal phone from Jeffrey Epstein's personal phone. And, you know, that's where pedophile island is, is in the U.S. Virgin Islands. And she's like, oh, he's a constituent of mind. Yeah, well, he actually lived in New York. And then six months plus one day in Palm Beach, Florida for tax reasons. And then he owned, you know, child rape island. in the U.S. Virgin Islands, and she says, oh, he's a constituent of mine, right? Stacey Plaskett on CNN with Pamela Brown. Why were you even texting with Epstein at the time? He was a known sex offender then. Sure. You know, I explained to people, I've been a prosecutor for many years. Irrelevant. And there are a lot of people who have information that are not your friends. Information. Information. That you used to get information for, to get it the truth. This was seven years ago. What were you trying to get it? And people need to understand. This was a huge hearing that was taking place with Michael Cohen. Huge hearing. I was taking place with Michael Cohen, Trump's former disgraced lawyer, Michael Cohen. Now, wait a minute. Now, the idiot anchor is sitting there saying, well, I don't know what any of that has to do with anything, or at least that's what she should be saying. And wait, you were, what, a lot of people have, you were a prosecutor and a lot of people have a lot of information. You were pumping him for information? You were during a hearing?

No, you were taking text messages from him and reading them aloud in the hearing room. He might as well have been in your brain or been your brain because he was speaking for you. You were parroting everything that Jeffrey Epstein texted you. You weren't quizzing him on some ongoing crime. He was already a convicted sex offender and a well-known notorious sex offender. CNN continued, but not with the appropriate follow-ups, of course, Pamela Brown and Stacey Plaskett. Yes or no? If Epstein had not brought up Rona to you in that text, would you have asked Michael Cohen about her independently? Yes or no? Probably not. I asked about three other individuals as well. Were they in the hearing? Other people knew that this woman had been the president's Assistant. The president's, Rona was no, that was, no, that was Jeffrey Epstein's assistant, Rona. And again, the news anchor doesn't follow the news because she doesn't know what follow-ups to ask Pamela Brown. It continued the eternal embarrassment of both of them. I believe that Jeffrey Epstein had information and I was going to get information to get it the truth. What? Having a friendship with him is not something that I would. deemed to have. And so I'm just looking forward. I'm moving forward. And I think that that's what we as American people should do is move forward. If individuals are not involved in illegal activity, they are. Extend what people are doing moving forward. What? None of that makes any sense at all. Pamela Brown, CNN, Fanker. Wait, let me just better understand that. What is that point? Because at the time, he was a known sex offender, and it had been detailed all the sexual abuse. There are a lot of people who have done a lot of crimes and as a prosecutor. You get information from people where you can. I've interviewed confidential informants. I've interviewed narcotics, drug traffickers, and others. And that doesn't mean that I'm their friend. That doesn't mean that they are friendly with me. It means that they have information that I mean. And that I'm trying to get at the truth, and that's what I did. So no regrets, basically, is what you're saying. I'm moving forward. I'm moving. The catchphrases, I'm moving forward. Moving forward. They are truly astonishing criminals. They're corrupt. They are dishonest. You don't marry any of these people. They will cheat on you. They will disgrace you. They will bring home monkeypox. These people are the most ridiculous of people. And the anchor woman is an embarrassment to journalism. And that's pretty hard. Pretty hard. So what is that not? It's got nothing to do with.

other criminals and whether you were prosecutor. You were taking text messages directly from convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein, who has a child rape island where you're the non-voting delegate in the U.S. Virgin Islands. And, oh, no, we're not friends. You were just laughing and taking his text messages and quoting during the, you weren't pumping and you weren't uncovering crimes. You were engaged in covering up crimes and trying to lynch Trump. is what was going on. But Pamela Brown, just a dummy, not smart people. And I love, I got to say, I loved this, a 6A, this is just amazing. This is what she said. There are a lot of people who have done a lot of crimes. There are a lot of people who have done a lot of crimes. That reminded us of Ilhan Omar describing September 11, 2001. Some people did something. Right, exactly. Some people did something, and a lot of people have committed a lot of crimes. The Democrats. From holiday hosting to unforgettable gifts, Omaha Steaks delivers the world's best steak experience, and right now, during their sizzle-all-the-way sale, see Christmas theme, you can get 50% off the entire website at Omaha Steaks.com. Plus, because we hang out together, you get an extra $35 off with the promo code plant at checkout. Listen, I've told you before, my best girl and I, we love the filet mignons from Omaha Steaks. We cook them up and my grandfather's antique iron skillet. Just wonderful, delicious Omaha Steaks. Offers unrivaled quality and variety. Every bite is backed by their 100% guarantee. Every steak is perfectly aged to maximize tenderness and then hand cut by master butchers in America's heartland. They also carry mouth-watering burgers, chicken, pork, seafood, and they have great desserts, too. Right now, you can save big on gourmet gifts and more holiday favorites with Omaha steaks. Just visit Omaha Stakes.com for 50% off, half off, the entire website during their sizzle all the way sale, and for another $35 off, use the promo code plant at checkout. That's Omaha Stakes.com. The promo code is plant. Terms applies. See the site for details. Yes, sir. Yeah. A lot of people have committed a lot of crimes. Yeah, I think you might be among them, lady. There are a lot of people who have done a lot of crimes. Some people did something.

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I want to come to the phones in just a moment. First, we've got another idiot Democrat member of Congress, Jasmine Crockett, on the floor of the House of Representatives. And she was out there yesterday. They're just, they're desperate, they're crazy, they're dishonest. They have the brains of squirrels. And Jasmine Crockett certainly falls into all of those categories. I can't even say what it says on the sheet here, but beeping moron, Jasmine Crockett on the house floor. Because she said, well, you know, sure, I took money from Jeffrey Epstein. Sure, I'm taking my text messages and my questions and a hearing from Jeffrey Epstein. But, you know, some Republicans got money from Jeffrey Epstein to 25 years ago. Folks who also took money from somebody named Jeffrey Epstein as I had my team dig in very quickly. Somebody named. Mitt Romney, the NRC, Lee Zeldin. George Bush, Wynne Red, McCain Palin, Rick Lazio. I just want to be clear. If this is the standard that we're going to make, just know we're going to expose it all and just know that the FEC filings, they are available for everybody to review. What a charming manner of speech she has. Her accents. She's keeping it real, I believe, is what it's called. We've been making the buddy. You're in the Congress of the United States America. Maybe you shouldn't sound like trash living in a bus stop in a cardboard box. Just thinking. And wait a minute. What is all this? I'm sorry, Mitt Romney. But you're, so billionaires who live in New York, they send checks out at election time to everybody that's running because they want invitations and things like that, right? But I got to tell you, first of all, I'm going to say it out loud. The getification of the U.S. Congress is well underway, thanks to the Democrat Party, with largely illiterate, inarticulate. minority women in many, many cases, just sounding like trash. If they were Caucasians and from the South, they would freely call them white trash on MS-13 DNC and on CNN and in the pages of thousands of websites. But these people are low rent, low class. They're ghettoy. They lie. They don't speak well. And they're not truthful. And I've got to say that's kind of a kind of a big thing. That's the biggest thing, not being truthful, really big. I remember when that mattered, when that counted for something. Not anymore, as you can see.

All right, we've been talking about, I've got to tell you, one of the things people are really responding to is the vaccines and the Robert F. Kennedy Jr.. team making a change to the website that nobody should have even noticed for months, but okay. The news media jumping all over it and trashing Robert F. Kennedy Jr.., the only Democrat that they'll trash. Aren't they amazing? But let's, there are a couple of calls that I'd like to get to on the big board because people have had a lot of experience. A lot of people have had a lot of experience with this. Let's start with. Let's go to Jay, calling from Central Arkansas. It says Central Arc. I thought maybe a Central Park to begin with. Jay, you're on the Chris Plant Show. Good morning, Chris. Hey, Jay. You bet. Yeah, that was a wonderful segment you had on autism and vaccines. And I wanted to call and add my two cents to it. Thank you for that platform. I've studied vaccines. I told the call screener that I taught for 35 years, and I'm a Meredith's professor in a medical school. And people need to know that these vaccines can hit heavy metals. One of the heavy metals was thimerosol, which is a mercury compound. And that's been taken out of the vaccines because of its toxicity. Now it's been substituted with aluminum salts. And those aluminum salts act as adjuvants, which allow the slow release of the antigens in the vaccine that stimulate the immune response. So you get a longer... more fulminate in response when you have the adjutants. The problem is that aluminum is clearly a neurotoxin. The studies go back many, many years, and the proof is solid. The brain is composed about 60% fat. It's the fattest organ in the human body. And heavy metals are attracted to fat because they're lipophilic nature, and they accumulate in fat tissue. So it's clear that they do accumulate in the brain. In fact, meta-analysis studies have shown that if you analyze the hairs and urine of children with autism, they have high levels of heavy metals, most notably aluminum. Wow. So studies are there. I don't think it's absolute unequivocal proof, but it certainly needs to be investigated. you know, in a deeper way. And clearly there's a financial incentive to continue giving all these vaccines to children. Right. By the millions and millions every year. And, yeah, and how many vaccines are kids getting now? I think when I was... We were supposed to get three when I was a kid, I think. Well, I'm an old fella. I think I got three or four. And... How it's... Measles, mumps, and rubella. Yeah, MMR. Right. In fact, they give hepatitis B vaccine to infants, which is ridiculous because hepatitis B virus is transmitted sexually and from blood and blood products. So it's...

It's not likely unless the mother has hepatitis B that an infant will need a vaccine. So I hate to sound trite, but it really is a money-making proposition, and pediatricians are paid. by pharmaceutical companies to give these vaccines. Now, doctor, you saw the story today that we've been talking about and the change made to the health department website. And what's your tie? I assume that you have because you're an intelligent man and you're discussing the topic. And I assume you have access to high-speed internet. You know, the Democrats always trying to get high-speed Internet free to everybody. And when you saw the change, and it's kind of a tweak to the website, what was your response? Is that irresponsible or is that overdue? I think it's overdue, and I think it is responsible to do it. Responsible to do it, yeah. Absolutely, no question. And I applaud R.P. Jr. Wow. That man has a constitution to be taking all of this. I'm telling you that. Yeah. So I applaud him. It's time for us to take a serious look at this. And to do it scientifically, really scientifically, and there's so much money involved in it. It's a driving force in denial. And I'll go on record saying that because it is. And we're putting our kids to this just for the God Almighty dollars. Yeah, yeah. Well, listen, I'm very happy that you called in, doctor, in 35 years, Professor Emeritus, teaching medicine, and you're a Vax guy, your career, a virologist, right? That's correct. Yeah, and... And you think that the change made to the website is appropriate, and we ought to be looking more closely at this because if it hasn't been ruled out, then it's still a question on the table, right? It is, in fact, yes. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. No, no, you go ahead. You called it. You're my guest. I just think there needs to be more meta-analysis to look at, you know, multiple studies. and compile the data and look at it epidemiologically and to see. Because, I mean, what we have now is an epidemic of autism, autism spectrum disorder. And it's not been seen before like this. And this gentleman's daughter who's adopted within weeks from my readings, that's not unusual. It can happen very much. So, you know, I think there's people have one or two experiences, and that becomes, you know, that becomes solid science, and that's not, that's just observational. But there are multiple people with children who developed autism soon after these immune vaccines. And I believe personally it's the number of vaccines they get over a short period of time. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, well, I wouldn't be at all surprised. Jay, thank you. Thank you very much for the call. I appreciate your calm contribution. And that's why we're here to give people a platform to... to discuss the things that we ought to be discussing and tell the truth. Jay, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. And I am, I'm being nudged here by Jeff, and correctly, rightly so, because our brilliant listeners have called in and said, hey, plant, you're just talking about... Talking about all this crazy stuff, Jeffrey Epstein, because I was actually going to go back to that. And in fact, I've got another one to go back to now because it's true that you had this dim-witted Jasmine Crockett, dishonest, lunatic Democrat. who was, oh, prattling on on the House floor, the floor of the House of Representatives yesterday about all these Republicans that took money from Jeffrey Epstein because they're trying to spread the, you know, the scum. which is all over themselves. And so, oh, he gave money to Mitt Romney when he was running for president. That's because he's a multi-billionaire living in New York. And every multi-billionaire living in New York gave money to both sides of every presidential election in modern history. That said, Mitt Romney wasn't on the airplane with Jeffrey Epstein like Bill Clinton was more than a dozen times. And Mitt Romney didn't invite Jeffrey Epstein order to his house like Bill Clinton did when he was President of the United States living in the White House. And this goes on and on. And then, of course, there was the Lee Zeldin claim made by, and I was planning on getting back to this because it's in the next soundbite number eight. But I was planning to get on this because. The dim-witted member of Congress, Jasmine Crockett, said, oh, yeah, sure. Jeffrey Epstein gave money to Lee Zeldin. and he's now Lee Zeldin, former member of the House, and he's now in the Trump administration, of course. And it turns out that Lee Zeldin did get a contribution from a man named Jeffrey Epstein, but it was a medical doctor named Jeffrey Epstein and a completely different Jeffrey Epstein. And she had her staff go look at the Internet and find their websites where you can see who contributed to what political sites.

It's inappropriate to be texting with a registered sex offender about what you're going to ask a witness at a congressional area. So I'm not going to necessarily say that that's the case. Now, this is somebody that was a former prosecutor. Now, I haven't sat down and talked about all the specifics of why Stacey was doing what she was doing. I know that when she got up and she spoke, she talked about the fact that this is one of her constituents. The lies are so big that no one would dare to not believe them. Joseph Goebbels on a rotisserie in hell has to admire these people. For their shamelessness. What a disgrace. Hey, have you heard about the guy fired by the FBI after 16 years? He says, because he's gay, CBS News did a big story on it. They didn't have the facts. But that doesn't matter. They're just smearing Republicans as usual. That's coming up. Did I hear you correctly say that perhaps he was influenced by Gurgle? Choice Hotels gets you more of what you value. Comfort in. It's calling your name. Save on the stay. Oh, and free waffles are yours to claim. Book direct at sourceotels.com. CBS News had a big story last night. The headline is veteran FBI employee. Notice not the word agent. Employee files lawsuit claiming he was fired for displaying a pride flag. And Scott McFarlane is the person. A 16-year FBI employee has filed a lawsuit alleging he was fired last month because he had a pride flagged. A pride flag draped near his desk. Let's go to the semi number 13, Scott McFarland, CBS News last night. Were you surprised when you got the word he were to leave? I wasn't surprised. I was definitely disappointed. I knew not truly firsthand, but I knew I was on a list. There was fear after the administration took in, came in that they were going to start. looking at all of our personnel files where some of us did self-identify our sexual orientation. Some people did identify as trans. And were they all fired? That's David Maltinsky. He was weeks away from being elevated to the position of agent after 16 years. Seems like a long time. It continued. So there was fear early on that Doge was going to collect this and they were going to trade a list and get rid of the undesirables. You say it pretty casually. It's pretty powerful to hear that phrase. You say you were likely on a list. A list. You say likely. That's quite something. It is. It's concerning. Yeah, but it's not proven. It's not been established. David Maltinsky is weeks away from being elevated. The position of agent claims the firing is unlawful and sent a ripple effect of fear as the third time with fear through the LGBT employees at the FBI.

We're not the enemy. We're not some political mob. And I got to tell you, an FBI agent friend of mine texted me moments ago. A career FBI agent, well known. Says, hey, Chris, on my last squad, we had two gay agents, one female and one male. The male was very vocal about his gayness. He got promoted many times, many times. But, you know, CBS News, they didn't, they don't want to scratch the surface too deeply. because there it is, and it's all just another. So the guy wants a paycheck, and he's been there for 16 years. He's not promoted to agent. I think he might have some other issues, some other issues. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. But I doubt it. I'm going to have to bring this back in tomorrow. The story with Grindr put on a fashion show featuring the wool of gay sheep. How do they know the sheep were gay? Oh, they found out. They found out the old-fashioned where they found out the hard way. Hey, Mr. Sheep, are you gay? Nah. And I'll put your back legs in my boots over here, and let's talk about college football.

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