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Oval Office signing ceremony restoring the competitive presidential fitness test today in front of a group of school children. President Trump claimed that Iran would have launched a nuclear strike against the U.S. and Israel if he didn't start the war and added, quote, we can't let Iran have a nuclear weapon. And you just know those kids were thinking, yeah, but didn't President Obama reach a deal with Iran during his administration that reduced uranium enrichment by 98% as well? As allowed for international inspectors to ensure that Iran was hewing to the deal in exchange for sanctions relief? I mean, they were polite not to say it. But they were thinking it. I mean, look at their way. They were thinking it. Ah, the propaganda of the Democrat Party knows no bounds, has no limits. Quite extraordinary. They're trying to. They're using children, which they usually use for sex, but now they're just using them for Democrat Party propaganda. No, actually, Barack Obama gave the terrorist billions of dollars with which to enrich uranium so they could build nuclear weapons and put them atop their ballistic missiles, which Barack Obama paid for and greenlighted. so that they could wipe out civilization. That's actually what Barack Obama did. He sent them plain loads of cash, the world's leading terrorists, mass murderers, genocidal anti-Semites. Barack Obama helped. He might be the leading funder of radical Islamic terrorism on earth today. Because you know how the commies are? I look at the commies and the Iranians. You got the Chinese communist with Xi Jinping, Rikishay Rabbit, and he's helping the Islamists, the... communist dictator in China, murderer, criminal. And the Democrats love that because, you know, they love all those things, murder and crime and criminals and all that stuff. Isn't it amazing? Yes, it is. The Democrat Party, they're not on our side. And you got Vladimir Putin. He's helping him out. Xi Jinping and Vladimir Putin. helping the Iranians, along with Barack Hussein Obama, mentored by a communist as a teenager, Frank Marshall Davis was his name. And then, of course, Barack Obama, he started elevating and hiring communists, like John Brennan, also known as penitentiary face, because in a penitentiary face, he actually voted for the Communist Party candidate for the presidency of the United States, Gus Hall, and Barack Hussein Obama. made him CIA director, and then he sabotaged our presidential election with his Philonius 51 letter, which was a big lie in information operation run against the American people. And Barack Obama's never said anything about it. Of course, he's never been asked about it either because people like Stephen Colbert last night, they perform acts of journalistic gratification upon him and nothing more. The old tongue bath, the Democrats, they...

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They liked to, well, you know, give each other the hot oil massage in the hot tub. That's the thing about that. And, yeah, Barack Obama, he was on Stephen Colbert last night. But it wasn't at the studio like it normally would be. It was at the Obama. What's it called the Obama ugly building? That building in Chicago might be the ugliest building in North America, the most hideous building from the ground up. The moment an architect took a pencil to paper, they decided they were going to make an ugly, awful, terrible Soviet style, really more East German, to be specific, East German kind of building. And they built it in Chicago, and it's not a library because they're Democrats. And God forbid, they don't want them reading books or anything like that. So what do they have, Michael? I think they've got a basketball court in a shooting range. Is that pretty much it? At what do they call it, the Obama Center, the Obama Center. But they've got, so we've got some of that for you. Not too much, I can assure you, because I can't listen to his voice for very long, and I know you probably can't either. being good common sense people and all that. But, yeah, Barack Hussein Obama on, and not at the studio. And then they took the videotape back from Chicago and the ugly building, and they played it in the theater in New York so an audience could clap and pretend that they were pleased to be watching a videotape interview on the television in the studio, where they, the theater, where they normally do the Stephen Colbert show. So that's what's going on there. And Democrats, they're more rioting in New York because the Jews, they hate the Jews. The Democrats really do. They just don't like him and all. They don't like the Jews. They're anti-Semites. They're jihadis. Really, they're dangerous to civilization. They're the left. They're not the Democratic Party. They're the left party. And we just need to stop calling them the Blue Party and Conservatives, the Red Party. The Red must be assigned. to the Democrat Party, to the left, because they're commies. And commies are red everywhere in the world, except in the United States, where the Democrats got to choose. And they said, well, we're commies, but we'll make us blue. And we'll make pro-American people red because it has a negative connotation. And everything is a lie. Oh, speaking of everything being a lie, though Washington, D.C. I live in Washington, D.C. I'm in Washington, D.C. right now. Broadcasting from our studios in Washington, D.C. And I'm only broadcasting from one studio. They always say from our studios. And there are a bunch of studios here. But I only use one at least at a time. But here's the thing in D.C. that's going on. A bunch of top police officials in Washington, D.C., fired yesterday. I think 13 of them fired yesterday. And the reason is that they have been accused and found guilty. in the bureaucratic process of lying about the crime stats and deflating, understating the crime stats in Washington, D.C. because you know how Democrats love crime, but the D.C. Police Union on Tuesday confirmed that the Metropolitan Police Department, the MPD, D.C. MPD.

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That's the real police force in Washington, the city police. Metropolitan Police Department had sent termination papers, termination papers, Soylent Green as people, to multiple high-raking command staff officials in connection with a scandal over falsified crime data. falsified crime. So they get out in front of it by firing a bunch of people now. You're not talking about the crime data. Now the story is about firing people. The Department of Justice last year accused the Metropolitan Police Department of falsifying its crime data and show a marked drop in criminal incidents. You see that, hey, our crime stats show that crime is dropping. We're doing a great job as a police department because crime is plummeting here in the district in March. Executive Assistant Chief for Patrol Operations, Andre Wright, and his wife, Inspector Natasha Wright. Now, that Soviet name, were placed on leave in connection with the scandal. And today, the Department is finally acting on those truths, the Union said. Multiple top officials implicated in the scandal are now facing termination for their roles. I don't think they'll be killed. I think that, you know, terminated. like the Terminator or anything, but just lose their jobs. Terminated for their roles in the manipulation scheme, it should not have taken threats from Congress to complete this necessary investigation and deliver accountability. I'd agree with that. President Donald Trump last year officially deployed National Guard to Washington, D.C. to clamp down on violent crime and illegal immigration in the nation's capital. City looks noticeably better, too. It does. U.S. forces are expected to remain. For their duration of Trump's term, of Trump's term. I like seeing the guard people out in the street. I like to, if I'm driving, I honk and I roll down my window and I wave and I thank them. And sometimes they look at me real eyed, like, is he being sincere or is he another Democrat? He's going to projectile vomit. Now, you know how they do a lot of that. But in any case, it is, I believe, I believe the 13. D.C. police officials have been terminated, though not killed, of course, for their involvement in the manipulation of crime data. These terminations are a direct result of the House Representatives oversight committee's work exposing dangerous efforts by D.C. police leaders to artificially lower crime rates. And John Solomon. at Just the News is reporting the news today, and he is, you know, he's a real reporter, and he does real news, and he's great John Solomon. And they've got the story, and the Washington Post doesn't, because they're not a news organization by any stretch of the imagination. But that's a heck of a story. 13, top, high-ranking, D.C. Metropolitan Police Department officials terminated.

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for their involvement in artificially lowering the crime rates so that they can lie to everybody about what a great job they're doing. And the Washington Post gobbled it all up because they're bootlicks. You know, they're just, it's what they do. They perform acts of journalistic gratification upon Democrats wherever they find them, wherever they find them. But it was Congressman James Comer tweeting out. last night because the House Oversight Committee looked into crime stats in D.C. and found that the Democrats have been lying about the crime stats for a long, long time now. And now a lot of the Democrats have been fired. What were Democrats doing in the police department anyway? They shouldn't be allowed near firearms if they're registered Democrats. Am I right about that? Yes, I think I am. Yes, I am. Oh, also in Washington, D.C. We've got a guy named Guido. Have you been hearing about Guido? We got a guy named Guido. And who doesn't love the name of Guido? The name of Guido is great name. But Guido is sitting on top of the Frederick Douglas Memorial Bridge in Washington, D.C., where he has been sitting since Friday. Since Friday. Today is Wednesday, just for the record. Oh, and that means that it's Mailbag Day here on the Chris Plant Show, too. And Hump Day in the Clinton household. in New York or wherever they may be. It doesn't really matter where they are. It's always hump day wherever they go on Wednesday. And it's mailbag day on the Chris Plancho. So we've got that come. But we got Guido. Guido is up on top of the bridge. The bridge goes over the Anacostia River in southeast, D.C., just barely. And it goes across the Anacostia River. It is by the baseball park where the Washington Nationals play, even though they should have been called the senators. They should have been called the Washington Centers. But it's where the nationals play. And it's a nice ballpark and all that stuff. And the neighborhood is nice, except for the people. You know, the problem is there are a lot of Democrats that live there. And so there's crime, a lot of crime and shootings and mob violence and all that stuff. But in any case, there's a bridge down there with these loop-de-loops. It has urches, I think, six arches. bordering the bridge, the Frederick Douglas Bridge, great Republican, black guy from long ago, Frederick Douglass, and he was a Republican. The Democrats wanted to kill them because, you know, they like killing. That's the thing with them. But Guido, in a case, Guido is up on top of the Frederick Douglas Bridge where he's been since Friday. And Guido Reichstadler, not Stettler, just Statter, Stattor, Reichstetter, is the guy's name. Guido, nice Italian name. Reichstadter, German name, you know, like Reichstadter the third, but he's Guido and great stuff. Hey Guido, hey, hi, it's Guido. He's got a Twitter and he's got electricity apparently.

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Hey, it's Guido. I'm still here on the bridge. My water ran out Sunday, and I'm heading down in the morning. But then he didn't. He never did. I'm probably going to jail for a while. When I get down, I'll be handing off this account, and hopefully we can stay in touch. He's building his social media platform by sitting up on the bridge. He's protesting against Trump. And... against striking Iran because as a Democrat named Guido, he wants Iran to have an arsenal of nuclear weapons atop their ballistic missiles because that's who Democrats are. They're the party of Armageddon, of apocalypse. They don't believe in anything biblical, but they'll bring about the death of millions and millions of people because they're the left. They love that sort of thing. But Guido says he'll be handing off his Twitter account. He wants to stay in touch because he's mental. He said, I hope there's action. It was an action he took. I hope this action has offered something to motivate and inspire you. Yeah, sure, you dummy sitting on a bridge. I'm inspired. I guess fellow traveler morons might be inspired by such a thing. And then they might start shooting things or blowing things up because they're the left. But he says, I hope this action has offered something to motivate and inspire you and that it can serve as fuel pouring gasoline on the fire for greater commitment to action in the cause of peace and the fight for our future. And then there he is. Just great. End the wars, he says. Stop all. Oh, stop AI. Sorry, stop AI. You got to stop AI. And free D.C. I'm for freeing D.C. See you soon. Bella chow, he says. He's got a little Italian, a little German. And he's, you know, the German part of him took over the bridge. The Italian part of him didn't do anything once he got there. It's kind of the perfect melding of, and it's a, I think that Germany and Italy both had the fascism in World War II, right? And now Guido. He's up there. He's still on the bridge. He climbed up there last Friday. Today is Wednesday. He's still there. He's talked about coming down a couple of times, but then he didn't come down. He ran out of water days ago. He might die and fall off and land on the hood of a passing car. And then it will become a one-day story. One-day story. Yeah, we got Guido. Hey, Guido. Guido should call in. Speaking of which, we're at 888 630-9625. Guido, we want to hear from you. Protest remains atop the Frederick Douglas Memorial Bridge on Wednesday. Guido. Your mama must be so proud. 888-630-9625.

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water hoses and give him some fresh water. Water cannon. Bring in the water cannon boats, the fire boat. That's a good idea. I had suggested that it to bring in, because I love this idea for all kinds of applications. At the airport, they have those great fire trucks with the water cannon on the roof and it fires foamy stuff. And I've been saying for years we should be using those on protesters. And rioters, they call them protesters, violent, criminal, mentally ill mob of rioters who love communism or jihad or whatever it is. They're all mental. And Michael said, well, he needs water. So I should go hit him with a beanbag gun and knock him into the river below. And, you know, I think the Anacostia River. Yeah, not the best drinking water, to be sure. If he fell off the bridge into the Anacostia River, there's a danger he might actually hit another dead body floating in it. Well, any port in a storm. Yeah, that's... There's water. There's water nearby. But I do think, you know, Mother's Day is coming up this Sunday. May 10th is Mother's Day. And if Guido can hold out until then, maybe you can fall off the bridge for Mother's Day. Maybe they should put his mom on a barge below the bridge and he can do a swan dive. See, you are an idea man. You need to, you should have your own company because that's good stuff. Yeah, bring in the fireboat with the water cannon and bring mom in and put her on a barge. I like the use of the barge. Mom is down there and then it could be a tragic kind of gangster movie ending. where mom is crying on the barge when her son falls off the bridge and goes splat in front of him. They could put a trampoline on the barge, so when they hit him with the tranquilizer dart, he falls onto the trampoline. And then we need multiple cameras for that. We should have, now we're going to need camera boats. A Rube Goldberg, get the guy off the bridge scenario. And I think we're going to need three camera boats for that. We're going to need cameras on the bridge, one on the arch, a helicopter shot. We're going to need a lot of coverage for Guido falling off the bridge for Mother's Day, I think. And it'll be something to look forward to them. All in slow motion. The family can gather around the big screen TV and watch Guido. Guido's final moments. And the cable news people can program it for Sunday. This could be something here, Dave, I've got to tell you, this could be Guido's big opportunity to... It could be a special. Yeah, I think it's special already. He's clearly special as in education. And he, you know, and this guy, he's... Bring in the short barge. He's got to have the short barge for Guido because, yeah, and mom probably blogs the short barge too. Because, you know, like mother like son and old Guido Reichstag, he's up on the bridge. And they had to, initially they shut down traffic on the bridge and everything. Then after a while, they said, oh, what the hell? If he falls, he falls, let's just keep using the bridge. I can see the bridge out my window from home. I can see the bridge out my window. But I can't see the arch.

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There's a tree blocking the arch where Guido is living. And that's very disappointing because I have a spotting scope. I could zoom in on them, but I can't because of a bridge. Because of a tree rather. What say? Oh, well. You couldn't see him from your... Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I might have to go cut the tree down. There you go. There's a solution to everything. See, there you go. That's why we need the patriarchy to figure out all this stuff. Speaking of which, you know, there's in the Strait of Hormuz and Iran and all that, and we keep seeing these maps from out in space, and you can see Iran and the Arab nations across the Arab Gulf from them, also known as the Persian Gulf. And you see all the little boats, and there are blue boats, and some are designated blue. But you can see the computer program that shows you all the ships and boats in the Persian Gulf, in the strait of Hormuz, and they're color-coded in red and in green and in blue. And you can see them moving and all that good stuff. And I'm looking at that and thinking, You know, this is all because of the United States of America. And the patriarchy. You know, the wonderful patriarchy. That makes everything better. And the constellations of satellites that we, the patriarchy, that's white guys in America. We put rockets into space with satellites in them. We have layers and layers of satellites orbiting the Earth held within our gravitational pull to keep them in static orbit around the Earth. And we've got all these satellites. And then the computer systems and the Internet to show all this stuff on. And I was just looking at that map and thinking, that's all patriarchy, man. That's all America. This is stuff that the Democrats are all against. They're against everything that's good. And the patriarchy also put those... those garbage disposals in the bottom of the sink to confound people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Absolutely confusing to people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. But yeah, but as sure I'm looking, you've got the satellites, the computers, the internet, the tracking devices on all the ships with GPS locators and... and showing the directions. And I was looking at that, and we treat all this stuff very casually like it's no big deal. But it's a very big deal that we, and it's amazing that we can very casually look at things like that and think nothing of it every day. And it just occurred to me that the left, if the left were in charge, we'd have none of that because they're against everything good and against people that do amazing things like, you know, put satellites. They're against Elon Musk.

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for whatever mental reason. Oh, because Trump. They would have us rubbing two sticks together to keep warm. They definitely would. You know, it's, you know, the great line, what did, what did Democrats use to light their homes before candles, before candles? And the answer is, of course, Dave. electricity electricity see everybody it's electricity that's right what the democrats use before candles electricity is the answer uh david fun call thank you have a great day thank you chris yeah man you bet you have fun i uh i got to tell you we've got uh Marco Rubio who's the secretary of the entire department of state He took to the podium at the White House yesterday because the White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, has, I believe, gone on maternity leave because she's becoming a mother of a child who will be either a boy or a girl. And she will be a mother. And she and her husband, who is a man, will raise the child with love and affection to be a decent human being. So not a Democrat, I think, is what we're getting at there. But Marco Rubio was at the White House podium in the briefing room yesterday. And he was fielding questions from all takers. And honestly, and they were making a lot of noise and being crazy. But I want to share some of this with it because Marco Rubio, I saw this and I said, oh, he's definitely running for president. Now he's running for president. But Marco Rubio and a reporter, there were many reporters, and they're all yelling and screaming and cackling. It was unlike anything that we saw during the four years of the Biden administration because, you know, it's just totally different. But a reporter, and this is kind of an interesting one, a little out of the blue, and Marco Rubio got this question. And in fielding the question, I think he, well, he came off very, very well, I would say. a reporter and secretary of state, and he also does 10 other jobs, Marco Rubio. You've had a deep faith for God and country. At the end of the day, with all that you've been involved in, you've been extremely busy. Go ahead, I'm sorry. As we all know, I've got to ask you, what is your hope for America at a time such as this? My hope for America? And how do you personally deal with that? Yeah, look, I mean, my hope for America is what it's always been. I think it's the hope. I hope we all share. We wanted to continue to be the place where anyone from anywhere can achieve anything, where you're not limited by the circumstances of your birth, by the color of your skin, by your ethnicity, but frankly, it's a place where you are able to overcome challenges and achieve your full potential. Huh, how about that? And that seemed to just flow out of him very easily, very comfortably. And it was a world-class response, the United States America, the vision you have for the United States as possible future president of the United States. What I be a place where anyone from anywhere can do anything, a place you can overcome challenges, achieve your full potential, regardless of your conditions at birth and where you were born, regardless of your skin color?

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regardless of all of that race class and gender. The Democrats try to segregate us all along lines of race class and gender when they're not sacking and plundering synagogues like the Visigoths because, you know, the Democrats. And Marco Rubio, even done. You know, hey, the United States America, we're the model for everybody else. See if you can even try to imitate us, you a bunch of loser countries. I think that should be the goal of every country in the world, frankly. But I think in the U.S., we're not perfect. Our history is not one of perfection, but it's still better than anybody else's history. And ours is a story of perpetual improvement. Each generation has left the next generation of Americans freer, more prosperous, safer, and that is our goal as well. But it is a unique and exceptional country, and as we come upon this 250-year anniversary, I think we have a lot to learn and be proud of in our history. It is one of perpetual and continuous improvement, where each generation has done its part to bring us closer to fulfilling the vision that the founders of this country had upon its founding. Imagine that. And it flows right out of him because he's not a Democrat, an America-hating Democrat. There's not a Democrat in the country that could have answered the question as well as Marco Rubio answered that question. That's right. Leave the – and this is what we're supposed to do, and is what I was raised on, is that each generation is supposed to leave a country behind to the next generation that is freer, that is more prosperous, that is safer from all enemies, foreign and domestic. A lot of domestic these days. And it amazing. And then Marco Rubio, listen to the news media because they never sounded like this for four years. of Joe Biden being in the White House. Marco Rubio then looked up and he wanted to pick a reporter, the next reporter, to ask the next question, and it went like this. Are you in the black? Yes, ma'am. No, no, you. The first one I called on. Thank you. This is chaos, guys. Go ahead. Welcome to the White House. Welcome to the White House. And that went on and on the cackling and the gentleman. And, yeah, and he's like, hey, there's a woman wearing pink. And it was Tuesday, so she's not a mean girl because on Wednesday, mean girls wear pink. But Marco Rubio wants to call on the lady who's wearing pink. and the audience of reporters. All right. I have time for two more questions. Listen to this.

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Right there in the pink. No, no, no, no, that late, no, the one right next to you in the pink. No, no, no, no, the pink. I'm sorry, but I pointed to her. I need to get a laser pointer. Just go ahead. Now you in the pink jacket, the lady, the lady, the lady. How many people can there be in pink jackets? Just you and the lady, lady, lady. And Marco Rubio, and I'm going to get a laser pointer and lays them in the eyes. Get a rifle with a laser pointer and pick them, pick them that way, maybe an M4. carbine with a laser pointer and pick the reporters. You in the fourth row. Oh, oops. Oh, sorry. And I don't know if you saw the video of Marco Rubio. He was at whose wedding was it? His niece or something. It was at a wedding over the weekend, Mark Harubia was, where he was the DJ. And apparently he's got some background in DJing. And And so one of the reporters asked him a very pressing question. Many people want to know, what is your DJ name? My DJ name? Your DJ name? You're not ready for my DJ. Ah, yes, your DJ. I asked, I asked Percy what was your DJ name again? Oh, yeah, we can't say. Can't say here. And mine, I can only do the initials. DJ, well, GFY, I think. DJ, GFY is the thing. Yeah, Merco Marco Rubio in the White House briefing room yesterday. And the press cackling going wild. Never was there a moment like that. Four years of the Biden administration. It was all just panting like puppies and giving tongue baths. because acts of journalistic gratification must be performed on Democrats each and every day. We haven't even gotten to Barack Obama on TV last night. Speaking of acts of journalistic gratification, not technically journalism, but what is. My hope for America is what it's always saying. I think it's the hope. I hope we all share.

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