Dumb Stuff You Need to Know!

Greg and Dan Show, WNBD, Dan, let's do dumb stuff before eight. Dumb stuff, you need to know before eight. Thank you, Ken Zerski for this one. A pair of, no, I'm not going to say that yet. A guy got pulled over, stolen vehicle, Missouri, outside of Kansas City. When cops came up to the car, they noticed suspicious noises coming from the trunk. They opened the trunk. Goats. Guy had goats in the trunk. He stole the car with goats in the trunk. They were returned or turned over to an animal protection group. They're not quite sure why there were goats in the trunk. But they did arrest the guy for stealing the car. All right. I'm just like channeling one of our good listeners, Pat, goats in the trunk, good band name. That is a good band name. Dumb stuff, you need to know before. If you ever have to pay a kidnapper, this is very good financial advice, by the way. If you ever have to pay a kidnapper, ransom payments are tax deductible. Wait a minute, but, okay. Do you have to get it certified by the kidnapper? Probably. Here's what I'm thinking. You can just make up that you're paying it, but so they're like, can we have the kidnapper's signature, please? Notarized. Here's the deal. I'm thinking you get yourself a little crossways tax-wise. You need another couple of deductions. Yeah. The waitresses won't give you the stack of receipts like they used to in the 80s. Yeah. So you say, hey, Dan, hey, Dan. kidnap me yeah and then ask me for some money i'll pay i'll pay you i'll deduct my payments and then you give me the money back is there any obligation from the accountant as they're processing and notarizing your deduction on a kidnapping do they have to report it to the police I don't know. Dumb stuff you need to know. Oh, Universal Studios has a new roller coaster. Neighbors are complaining because it makes people scream so loud the neighbors feel like someone's being murdered constantly. Universal say they're listening. We will start adding some sound barriers. That must be some kind of roller coaster. Oh, they smokes. Dumb stuff you need to know before. Are you a big roller coaster fan? No. I've been on them. I'll do it if I have to. Don't want to. Yeah. Dumb stuff you need to know before eight. And then finally, this one, chat, GPT, Chet Chat, cannot help you pick winning lottery numbers. It can guide you to less common combinations. So that if you do win, it is less likely you're going to split it with somebody. But it is not gifted or has any knowledge of helping you pick the numbers. They'd be randomly picking them like anybody else would be. However, point spreads. Point spreads they're very good at. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, Danny. I've never even thought about this. You just brought it up. What?

All of these chat box things are going to help gamblers with this week's college games and pro games. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. That's a whole new deal.