Islamic LOOPHOLE for Loans, BatTECH for ICE, & the Future of immigration

So we were talking about Islamic mortgages. Did you hear that? Did you hear that topic, Mason? I did. So somebody was like, how do these companies make money? And so I was like, that's a good question. So I looked it up. I think we should add a little more context to that. And we got on the topic because Abdul al-Rahmahman Muhammad Abdul El-Sayed. The guy that wants to be the senator in the state of Michigan, he is still living by Sharia law in his life, and he got an Islamic mortgage. And one of the big things is that they don't want to pay interest because that's usury, which I thought that's pretty base, not going to lie. I'm actually a fan of that. But you got to make money somehow, right? So these companies make money through a profit on real asset transaction rather than by charging interest on a loan. The structures are designed so their return comes from trade, rent, or partnership income instead of Riba, which is the interest. So for diminishing musheraka. Guidance Residential, which is the one that's in Murphysboro, which we talked about. You and the company buy the house together as co-owners, and each month you pay two things. Rent on the company's ownership share and an amount that gradually buys out the company's share. And as your percentage of ownership rises, the rent portion falls. The company's profit comes almost entirely from the rent. It collects on its declining share of the property. It is not interest on money lent. It is rental income for the portion of the home. It's still owned. So it's interest with extra steps. Right? Like many things in that religion. We're going to do it anyway, but we're going to do it differently. So that way we can skirt what God says. Right? Like the hubris of these people. Here's what I'm going to do. The book says no interest, right? That's direct from God. So, I'm going to defy that with extra steps. Got it. Got it. That's interesting. Uh, got a text here. Super intelligent AI. It's a rival in just a few years expected to change our world. I'd love to hear this discussed. It's extremely dangerous. I feel like we've discussed AI a lot, right? We're often discussing AI. Not a fan, but I am. Like, so weird, right? Like, I'm not a fan of it in the terms of the Terminator Skynet, technocratic, dystopian future that we have that's, like, evidently coming our way. But I am a fan of it as a force multiplier for what I do. I learn a lot of stuff on AI, man. I really do. Like, for instance, I literally got the specifics on an Islamic mortgage. And then last night, I don't know what the heck happened to the charging cord for our little cordless vacuum. I have no idea where it went.

So I went back in my Amazon orders, and I found the vacuum, and I just copy the link and put it into AI. And I was like, can you find me the replacement court for this? So, like, I mean, the range of things that it can do for me is wild. It's so helpful. It is. So this guy said, article this morning says AI purchasing rare books and destroying them. Yeah. So, yeah. We went through the book thing. So. I don't mean to get squirrel. I'm already getting squirled by the text line. Have you seen you notice that? So it's not just AI that's destroying these rare books. Like you should, you should be keeping a book collection, but it's like the companies are destroying their own books. Is it Puffin publishing? Penguin Publishing? I think it's Penguin P penguin. can never trust a bird in a suit. So... It's the flightless birds. You know what I mean? And I've seen videos of them, which I'm pretty sure are real and not AI, where they're smoking cigarettes. So they're a bad influence on the kids. Terrible. Terrible influence. So these penguin jokers, not a Batman reference, there will be more Batman references in the show, I promise. Stay tuned. I promise. That is not going to be our first and last Batman reference of the program. Because ICE is going full Batman. So anyway, we'll get there. And I also want to figure out how to also go full Batman. We'll talk about it. I promise. I promise you we're going to talk about it. So where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. So the books, these penguins, these penguin jokers, they got all the Royal Doll books. And they changed everything to make it more inclusive and less fat shamy. And I was like, I'm sorry. I like my kid's books to be fat shamy. You know what I mean? What's wrong with that? What's the issue? Like Mrs. Trenchbull was like a fat ogre of a woman. And that was part of her appeal. You know what I mean? Like that added to the story. So they took all the royal doll books. And then they started making him more inclusive and getting rid of all the language. They changed Roll Doll's book. And poor Roll Doll, he can't say a word about it. He's dead. So he's stuck with people like me who, I don't know if he would even agree with my political opinions. But like you're stuck, now you're stuck with me defending you. And that's probably not a good thing for the doll family. So they changed all his books. Here's the thing, though. If you're reading on a Kindle or on a tablet, They can update that thing as soon as they want. You might be reading the woke version and you have no idea. So what book was it? It was one of the role doll books. I don't know if it was James and the Giant Peach or Matilda because I'm not like the homeschool guy. Like I love homeschooling and I help from time to time thanks to my good friend AI. Seriously. I'm like, we're doing like third grade stuff and I'm like, yo, I have no idea. But I can figure it out. So we're doing the homeschool stuff. And my wife is like, oh, they're reading this book this year. And I was like, that's the woke one. And she's like, oh, crap. So she like immediately gets on the mom group, the message group. She's like, just so you guys know, they changed all the books. You got to get one before this year. I think the year is 2023 when they changed him.

And they're all like, what? So then they're all like fleeing the eBay because nobody wants to go to Barnes & Noble and get the new one. So you're fleeing to eBay to buy a used one. So that way you have the accurate version. It's crazy. It's crazy what they're doing. But you're right. They are absolutely ruining books. Somebody said my shirt is salmon. Salmon? Salmon. Salmon. Salmon. They're killing me smalls. I don't, uh, I'm not, I'm not a big fish guy. Mm-hmm. I can do fried clam strips at the beach. Wow. That's, that's the good stuff. I literally, I'll go to the Outer Banks and there's one spot, like, because the Outer Banks is more for crab. Yeah. Like in North Carolina, but I don't like crab. It's gross. So, so, I'm like, crap out of luck out there. But there's one spot. This is the name of the restaurant, Dirty Dicks, Crab Shack. I didn't name it. I think they should clean it up, but personally. It's just the name. It's just the name. So we go to Dirty Dicks, and Dirty Dicks has clam strips. And they literally, like, we go like twice a year, maybe once a year. It all depends. And they're like, oh, it's the clam strip guy who's back, because I'm like, I just want clams strips. That's it. That's all I want. And they have to be fried? Yeah, they got to be fried. Of course. They got to be fried. Yeah, you're from Jersey. Like, you're going to thumb your nose at me? Like, you've never enjoyed fried clams strips? I love fried clams. Thank you. Thank you. And the real kind, not the, I don't need the frozen ones. Like, you better batter them in-house. Yeah. Otherwise, it doesn't count. Clam strips are delicious. Now I'm hungry. We were talking about seafood last night. I was like, that's probably the only thing that I think is a ding against this state. is the landlocked status of it. That's it. And you get some good crawfish. You get some good catfish. Everything else so you're like, I don't trust it. The U.S. Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Megan Klingeberg. And after interviewing so many dudes during this Men's World Cup, I'm so happy to be back with my U.S. women's national team players. I know the U.S. men's national team has changed how I think about myself, how I think about being an American, how I think about being on a team. It's one year out from that World Cup, and we're going to talk about the brightest prospects in U.S. soccer. You ready? I'm ready. Let's do it. The U.S. Soccer podcast. Presented by Henko. Follow and listen on your favorite. platform. Hey, soccer fans. U.S. soccer's gold medal winning women's national team faces World Cup champion Spain in an epic showdown at Audi Field in D.C. on October 10th. Don't miss this incredible match. Snag your tickets at us soccer.com backslash tickets. That would be my one recommendation. If I was in charge of the state, get some motion. Or a pipeline somehow. Mike said Captain D's has clam strips. No, it's not it. That ain't it, Chief. That ain't it. You got to get the real ones. Right. So by the time you transport them here, they're no good. They've been frozen. And that's, no. That ain't it. So, yeah, that would be my recommendation for Tennessee. How do we make it better? Get some motion. I literally haven't even opened up my notes yet. I got so sidetracked. Talking about Islamic mortgages and rolled all books.

I've lost complete track of my first segment. We're already off the wheels. I did get a good Batman reference in, though. So that's sick. Should we do the Batman stuff? You don't know how disjointed I am? I opened up the text line twice, and I didn't open up my notes. Wow. I wonder why you got squirled. I have no idea. So, Batman. Batman. Coming to a street corner near you. This may be... One of the most heartwarming stories that you'll hear all day. And it's not just because you're going to be heated up by electric shock gloves if you're an illegal alien. That's not the only reason. I like that these guys are getting the tools that they need on the street. So here's the story, and it has been confirmed by Tom Homan that shock gloves are on the menu, boys. And I am... So, all right, so I don't know if you know this, but maybe I haven't said it this week about my mother and father-in-law are in town. And I got excited at the dinner table last night when I saw this story pop up. I wasn't... Okay, let me rephrase. We weren't eating dinner. I was sitting down doing show prep at the dinner table. And they happen to be around you. This is post dinner. So I'm sitting at the dinner. I wouldn't do that. You're respectful. Yeah. So I'm sitting at the dinner table. And I was like, yeah, let's go. And they're like what? And I was like, ice is getting shock gloves. My mother-in-law was like, oh. Oh, no. And I was like, I was like, let me tell you why this is sick. Let me, don't worry. I changed her opinion on it very, very quickly. She now thinks that it's based in red-pilled that they're getting shot gloves. And everybody should. Everybody should. This is based in electric-pilled. Shock gloves are back on the menu. And I couldn't be more excited about it. Axios has the story. And it's Axios. So they're like, oh my gosh, what are we doing in this country? Immigrations and Customs Enforcement plans to begin using electric shock gloves designed to cause pain and disrupt a person's ability to react. Well, yeah, of course it's designed to cause pain. Of course it is. The gloves could give ICE officers a new way to use force as their tactics face intense scrutiny after several deaths in violent encounters. Now, they leave out the part where the several deaths also included vehicles careening at them at high speeds, but, you know, I digress. ICE plans to spend between $10 and $20 million on the gloves and issue them to Homeland Security investigations and enforcement removal operations, officers, and agents. per Department of Homeland Security Notice published on Monday. I love it. I love it. This is good news. Not just for the ICE agents who want to make it home to their wife and kids, but also because every liberal in the continental United States today is melting down. Because they're shocked by the news.

It's so Batman. I love it. I love it. It's like, it's good Batman. You know what I mean? I like Adam West. I do. But he never had the tools that Christian Bale had. No. So, and to be fair, if all things are equal, Christian Bale never had shark repellent spray. That's also fair. So there was different tools for different times. Right? Mr. Bell had to fly around with a bomb. Adam West could carry it. You know, and here's the thing. Every situation is going to require different tools, right? And this is the Batman analogy works here so perfectly. You know, in a simpler time, shark repellent spray was all these guys needed to carry. But we're past that now. We are. And everybody knows it. So shock gloves are back on the menu. And I couldn't, I want one. I don't know if you can buy them as a civilian, but I am going to be looking for them. These are CTG-5 generated low-output voltage emitters or glove, as the acronym, which is sick. And it's produced by Kentucky-based compliant technologies who declined to comment, which I was like, that's kind of weak. Like, if I was the guy in charge of PR, for the Kentucky-based compliant technologies, my comment would have been pretty sick, right? That's all I would have said. Is it true that you're providing shock gloves to ice? And I would have said pretty sick, right? Pretty dope. The device's user guide says it should not be used against verbal defiance or as a form of punishment. The manufacturer advises it against using it on the elderly, the children, pregnant women, and those with serious disabilities. Jen Rollneck Borchetta, ASCLU's deputy director on policing, raised concerns about how immigrations could use the device. ICE spent the last year showing this country that they are willing to disregard the law and are too quick to use force with devastating and at times fatal consequences for citizens and non-citizens alike. She noted officers could use the gloves to deliver shocks covertly, a recipe for more harm to the public and less accountability. The gloves are meant to stop detainees or subjects from performing coordinated muscle movement by causing pain through direct skin contact. Glove users must undergo training for certification every two years, according to the manufacturer's user manual. A DHS spokesperson said in a statement that officers are highly trained in de-escalation tactics and regularly receive ongoing use of force training. ICE is also going to expand its use of body cameras after the agency's fatal shootings and other use of force incidents, which is great. Every time that these leftists is pushed for more body cameras, it always vindicates the good guys. There's rarely a case where the body cameras really paint the picture the opposite way. But the Axios says, zoom out. It's such a liberal language. Zoom out. In the background, millions of people are living in immigration limbo, colliding with the reality of ramped up enforcement at airports, application interviews, and beyond.

Yeah. Yeah, that's true. ICE has been infused with billions from Republican lawmakers as the administration maintains lofty goals to remove unauthorized immigrants from the U.S. I don't want to stop at electric shock gloves. I think they need every tool that Batman had in his arsenal. Grappling hooks. Smoke bombs. The Batmobile? Batarangs? Yeah. Who says no? Who says no? Be kind of cool. I'll see him gliding around the city with those capes. Be based. Be kind of cool. I like it. I'm very excited about it. There's a debate raging on the Supertext line. I'm under the impression that Ice was inspired by Batman. Oh, yeah? Just a little bit. Other individuals are telling me that they were inspired by Spider-Man. And I would just like to point out, ICE is not getting web slingers. No. They're getting electric shock gloves. I don't think I hear him quippin very often. I would also like to make a formal position of this show. Okay. Batman is better than Spider-Man, and he always will be. And he's wrong, and it's okay. Batman is the greatest superhero of all time, and he always will be. And I hear other shows pushing falsehoods like Batman is not a good superhero. And you need to push that notion away from you. Batman will always be the goat. There's a reason I'm leaving the show. Batman's a Christian. There's two superheroes that I put above all else. It's Batman and Wolverine, both Christians. So, fight me. I'll have electric shock gloves. Speaking of which, Bible Man. Bible Man, yo, Bible Man was legit. And he's got a lightsaber, so like, throw that against shot gloves. I don't see it working. He also has God on his side. And the armor of God, it just is just good. Do you remember Bible Man? I love Bible Man. Did you have to watch that as a kid? Yeah. Have to? Got to. All right, so. And then now people are saying, oh, they're inspired by Iron Man. No. No. No. No. These are regular guys, heroes who go through intense training and then get put out on the street to go after bad guys. It's Batman. This is Batman all day. He's Batman. Nobody was bitten by a spider. Nobody's half robot. This is Batman. Although... Yeah, no. It's Batman. It's Batman. It's Batman. I'm sorry.

0376, bringing up James Bond. We don't qualify the British as superheroes. So. Side note, do you know that a lot of those movies were, like, inspired by actual, like, CIA, MI6 Tech? Yeah. Soft disclosure. Anyway, so are the Batman movies, clearly, because they now have shock gloves. I pulled up the site. for the ice uh the the ice gloves that are that are being used and uh it's from compliant technologies in kentucky and this is how they describe the gloves these aren't the exact model i feel like this is the downgraded version just so you know because if you're if you're watching me on super talk tv okay here let's just let's back the truck up a little bit you'll see two glove models okay the ctg5 And the CT G5T. The ICE agents are getting the G5T. The G5T. T stands for Taser. I thought the T's stood for totally awesome. It's a long lumped in. Taser that's totally awesome. Yeah, that's fair. And you click learn more and all you get is a picture. They look sick. They do. Not going to lie. But if I click learn more on the CTG5, I can get a little video. So I got the video. If you're watching on Super Talk TV, let's learn about these gloves together, shall we? Hey, guys, it's Jeff with compliant technologies, and I'm excited to share with you our Generation 5 glove. Let's just start if you're not watching on Super Talk TV. Jeff looks like he wears these gloves in real life. Jeff looks like the type of guy that doesn't leave the home without these gloves. I want to be like Jeff when I grow up. Like, I know that this is a cool job, right? Being a radio host. But I'm not in the lab making Batman tech. So there's levels to this stuff, right? Like, I don't think Jeff would tell me that my job is cooler than his and I would never claim it to be. Back to Jeff. This is our latest addition to the CD3 family of technologies. We believe that it's really going light years beyond what we had before with our generation four. All right, guys, this is a little close-up of the Gen 5 glove. As you can tell, it's not like the nylon materials like typically the F2 had. We also have seven sizes instead of five now. I love the music behind the tool. The microprocessor, the G5 microprocessor, it's not an SD card. You're just going to be able to download directly from the computer or the microprocessor itself. Same in my interview position. I'm able to activate the tool one second on. I can use my body, the individual's body, so on and so forth, and now these gloves are live. Still great for weapons transition, weapons retention, and elimination of weapons confusion. Some of the updates we had is the fact that we can use smart devices on the fingertips with our glove now. We also have this more resilient, woven,

conductive material instead of it printed on to a polyester. And then we also have the standby mode, which is a double tap on the switch, just like a lot of the body cameras are activated. This glove is now on standby, which means it won't stimulate. but I can go ahead and double tap it real quick. I'm now back in regular mode doing my tap test. I can tell you that this blow is ready to rock and roll. This is just one of the exciting things with our new light sound shield and our new single frequency and multi-frequency e-bands that are really changing with new generation products for CD3. It's sick. This is the sickest stuff I've ever seen. I'm here for it. Hey, soccer fans. U.S. soccer's gold medal winning women's national team faces World Cup champion Spain in an epic showdown at Audi Field in D.C. on October 10th. Don't miss this incredible match. Snag your tickets at ussoccer.com backslash tickets. The U.S. Soccer Podcast. These players are battered and exhausted, but you don't hurt like this if you don't care about this team, about this country, about this game. You can feel the intensity, the goals, the energy that, wow, look at us. Here in the U.S., I have got some news for you. There's so much more to come. My name is Megan Klingberg, and we're just getting started. The U.S. Soccer Podcast, presented by Henkel. Follow and listen on your favorite platform. Somebody somebody said Don't glove me bro And then another another person said These gloves ain't gonna do ish I don't know I would I would say fight an ice agent then I don't I don't I don't want to fight an ice agent Especially when they have Batman tech We need more Batman tech. A lot of people weighing in. They're talking about some superheroes are better. Superman has the edge. All of this stuff is ridiculous. Batman's beaten Superman so many times. He beats him with his mind. Another guy was like, oh, Batman lived off his dad's money and he couldn't make it back himself. Tony Stark is a genius. It's like, dude, get out of here. He made his first suit in a cave out of coconuts. He's like, no. Nobody's buying that. In real life, Tony Stark would have died on that island. It's just the reality. He would have starved to death and died. So, thank you for your attention to this matter. Oh, there's so many points I want to correct, but I'm not going to correct. It wasn't an island. Okay. He's in the middle of the Middle East. Oh, so yeah, so that, I think you actually have a better survival rate on an island then. Probably. And he made his shirt out of the coconuts. Is that the other point you want to refute?

Is that the other... That's how far I made it in the first Iron Man movie, by the way. I can tell. When we got to the coconut suit, I thought, this is weak, and I'm out. Not worth it walking out. No, not worth it at all. The new Spider-Man movie is pretty good, though. Yeah, that's pretty good. Pretty good. You said that the second Spider-Man movie with Toby McGuire was the best Spider-Man movie of all time. It's up there. I would push back against that notion. You are? Yeah. Which one do you think is above it? The latest one. New one? And I think it's because of the Punisher, if I'm being honest with you. That's fair. He was really good. I love their dynamic in the movie. Punisher was sick. Another guy said, ice is inspired by the Punisher. I don't know if that's an ice that I want. I do. I like my ice. I would say gloves off, but it's probably more appropriate today to say gloves on. You know? Shocking. If you're going to wear gloves... Wear electro shock gloves. Again, this is not a rumor. This is not a myth. They're literally going to spend $20 million on Batman gloves for all of the ICE agents. And Tom Homan himself confirmed it. Go from zero to 100, right? And first thing you go for is lethal force. So, you know, we have OC spray. We have tasers. So the glove is, you know, the latest thing they're looking at to help in situations. You've seen the videos in the past year and a half, the fights on the street where officers are overwhelmed. This would be a tool they can use to make someone compliant. Now, you know, there's a lot of training involved. There's still some, you know, background, you know. issues that need to be dealt with. So the implementation of these gloves out on the field are going to be a while. I think they serve a better purpose and detention facility that were detainees get out of control and there's fights in the facility. I love that. There's more reasons for ICE activists to melt down about. They're not just using them in the street. They're also going to be using them against prisoners. I love it. I love it. Imagine the salt that you could mine. It's inhumane. Oh. Okay. Some dudes coming at me with a prison shiv. I'm just going to shock him. I shock him with my gloves. I'll wake him up. I think it's sick. Like, I really do. Like, I'm such a fan of this. So we'll see. Still, the training protocol is being written and being reviewed. Then we'll see when they get rolled out. But it's just another two on the two belt of ICE officers who are under 9,000 percent increase.

Then we'll move on. The next week there'll be another one, some other place, and another sanctuary stay. And what really upset me, the response from the governor's office was that, well, ICE has billions of dollars. They should be doing the job. We did our job. We located this person in their facility. We did an investigation, found out he is an illegally United States. He has a criminal history. He is deportable. So we issued a detainer, asking them. to notify us before they release them. Now, I don't care about sanctuary policies all. They said, we can't honor detainers. We don't think they're legal. There's nothing illegal. There's nothing against the sanctuary law in California. For a deputy, just pick the phone up and say that, hey, this guy's being released in an hour. You don't have to hold them one minute longer than you would normally hold them. Just call us before we release them. It's common sense. So this person's dead. Because Gavin Newsom and the state of California supports politics hatred over President Trump over public safety. The person that's dead is a California retiree, a father, and he's not going to live the rest of his days like he should have because of the failed politics of California. So this individual had been arrested for... burglary charges, okay? He was on pre-trial release for burglary charges. This is after ICE had located the Venezuelan suspect, confirmed his illegal status in criminal history, and issued a detainer for notification before release. But California authorities didn't comply. So then he was released from jail one day before the stabbing. And it's like none of this should have happened. None of this should have happened at all. Now somebody's dad is dead. But people will melt down over the gloves. You won't hear a whimper about the story of the California father who was murdered because of bad politics. But you will hear a lot of crying, a lot of hemming and hawing over Batman gloves. Right? Like which is worse? A non-lethal glove or the fact that somebody lost their dad because California didn't do its job and work with ICE? I'll take the ladder every single time. Mike Drop, hosted by former Navy SEAL, Mike Ridland. What is your take? Was it what you expected? Oh, it was the best thing ever. It was something I always wanted to do. If you show me a clear goal, I'm like, okay, I can do that. Master Chief. He's like, you realize there's about 1% chance that you're making a 3%. That's all I need Master Chief. My platoon went home early, and I just went up to my chief, and I was like, I'm not going home. Turns out I'm staying. That's when we go to war. Yeah, I was like, okay, I could get used to this. Mike Drop, follow and listen on your favorite platform.