Chad Hartman (WCCO 830)August 14, 202639m

Swift Takes! & Am I Wrong?

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Presented by T-Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join T-Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. I'll go quick on this first one. You'll go swiftly. Lieutenant Bonespurs, our commander-in-chief, five deferments. I'm sure they're all above board for those Bonespurs. We covered this yesterday. The reporting, which has been out there for about a week on very difficult conditions on the Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier. They've been out there months and months longer than expected, longer than the normal protocols, individuals. attempting to take their lives. One person was pulled back from the water. Others were stopped. Lack of food, normal conditions. And obviously, if you're going to have that many people, Dave, there's going to be somebody who you might say, thank you're overreacting. But if that many people are speaking out, and it's from, by the way, again, the military times and stars and stripes. By the way, the Pentagon with... Our fearless leader, Pete Hegseth, trying to shut down the stars and traps. If it's not propaganda, this administration shuts it down. And so they push back strongly, but funny, when all this reporting is saying in place, guess what happened? The George Washington, the aircraft carrier, is coming, and those sailors on the Abraham Lincoln, thank you very much for what they do. They're going to go back to this crazy thing we call land. Okay, and have a little bit of normalcy. So the lieutenant, Lieutenant Bonespurs has asked today, there have been a number of families because in these outlets, military times, stars and stripes, where family members have been quoted, very concerned about their daughter, their son, husband, wife, whatever might be. on the ship. What do you want to say about that, sir? Oh, nobody's complaint. No one has complained. Zero. No one's complained. And then he adds, when he's asked another question, the time at sea wasn't long enough. God, he can just be such a callous bleep. A guy who did everything and anything. To avoid military service himself, I believe those reports from the first term from John Kelly. John Kelly or Donald Trump, who you believe? Are you honestly telling me that's a debate with you? John General Kelly or serial liar, Donald Trump, when military for suckers wouldn't go to things? And so these folks are out there representing, defending our country, and because the mission is longer, there are some who are struggling with it. And yeah, you put some people together, some probably complain too much. And I'm not expecting it to be the W and the four seasons. They're not sitting with major in first class.

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But he can't show a morsel of empathy because unless it's someone who flatters him, it doesn't enter his mind. And so he can't just say, you know, this has been an extraordinary circumstance. I read those accounts. I ask Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth, about that on a regular basis. And yes, this war has continued to go on. And we are going to prevail. And I'm asking those folks to be patient. But we're doing our best. And I am well aware of some of the pain. Some of our soldiers are facing. Sailors are facing. And I thank them. And we announced yesterday that George Washington aircraft carriers coming. And these folks were relieved of their duty. He can't just say that. Nope. It's never been in the playbook. He's a military guy. That's what he tells us. Nobody has supported the military more than him. John McCain, not a war hero. I like war heroes who aren't captured. Funny. When early in this conflict, when an individual... defended himself and we used our brilliant technology and intelligence to rescue someone. Donald Trump gave out the whole game plan and called him a hero. Good. Thank you. I appreciate that. But if it's somebody who does it, if we would have found out that was someone who had voted for Kamala Harris, he wouldn't have made any mention of it. That's what you want out of your commander chief. This guy. Your guy, Dave Eric. Oh, yeah, yeah, my guy. No, I don't even believe Maga wants that out of their commander-in-chief, but they will just... Justify it, forgive it, justify it, however you want to phrase it. They'll just say, ah, well, that's Trump being Trump. Let's move on, shall we? Get the thing. I just saw Durasha walk by, and I've never seen him. More morose. Really? More dour. Oh, man. More sour. I've never, ever seen them. What's going on? It's a Lime Scooter situation. Yeah, that's tough. The clowns who are involved in this activity were apparently about to do it again. So Lime was able with the geo-fencing to thwart a takeover. We know last week there were hundreds. who had the slow and then not so slow going very fast around U.S. Bank near HCMC on 35W. Again, no one in the show was calling for the firing squad. But it was an example of what is happening all over the place with the e-bikes and the e-scooters. Whether they're younger, Whether the parents are paying no bleeping attention or whether they're older and they just think, I can go wherever I want. Sidewalk, weaving in out of traffic, soup that baby up. I'm on my e-scooter. I'm fine. Let me jack that baby up. Listen, I'm not against scooters. You're not against scooters. But it's not that difficult to pay just a little attention.

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A little attention to the laws. Is it that hard, Dave Errigan? You're a noted lawbreaker. Is it that tough? I am actually much more against these scooters than you are. I think they're a nuisance and injuries waiting to happen. But no, it should not be that difficult to not engage in a public scooter takeover of downtown and onto 35W. But an aging shock jock who's still trying to relate to younger people. It was harmless fun. We know no one was shot. We know nobody killed it, killed someone. But it's a part of the clownish behavior. And any parent who's not paying attention, when by the way, again, the last few days, I've seen kids who are seven, eight years old, just buzzing by me on their scooters, no helmets on. Do you pay any attention to your kids out there going 25, 30 miles an hour and they're 8, 9 years old on their scooter? Or just weaving in out of traffic or weaving in out of the sidewalk? And we're supposed to say, hey, nobody got hurt. So it's just fine. It's all in good fun, Chad. It's all good fun. So I don't even know if he'll be able to do the show. That's because he's so down about it. Lime. Bravo. A no-go zone where scooters were stopped from going. And those who went on the highway, boom, you're done. We're done with you. You're done. And going after others. I say, let's go. If you're out there just using the scooter and you're paying attention to the laws, you actually don't bug me at all. But clownish behavior is not difficult to determine. And by the way, did I do some dumb things when I was a kid? Absolutely positively unequivocally. So because I did that, I can't call out dumb activity now. Or by the way, oh, you're automatically a Republican. Oh, yeah, that's me. Mr. Uptight on the rules. Fraud. Oh, my God. Fraud. It's utterly ridiculous. Brad has asked me to fill in. I'm unavailable. So hopefully Jason's spirits will be better. What do you think? I checked your calendar. You are actually available. No, I'm not. Yeah. Yeah, you are. Plans have been canceled. I wish I could have. Plans have been canceled. In fact, your friends are avidly pushing for you to stay here for the next three hours. 17 past 2 on CC. Presented by T-Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join T-Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. Same texture with this line. Chad, here's something to think about it. Remember the astronaut got stuck in space longer than they were supposed to? It was a number of them, right? None of them complained. How do we know that? So at no moment, yes, publicly, they never complain. You're telling me if you're in space for months and months and months longer. And at times there were safety concerns, at no point, Dave, during any conversation among...

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your fellow astronauts, which was not unavailable to the public. They never said at any point to someone, what's going on? I mean, I'm struggling with my mental health. You can't acknowledge apparently that you're struggling with your mental health because apparently you're weak because of it. If you're on a ship or you're in a capsule. And you're just assuming because when they said, when they publicly said, hey, we were fine. There was never a moment where they did. Not a single time did one of them get off the horn after talking to NASA, turn to an astronaut buddy Bill and say, you're not going to believe this. What a bummer. Yeah. That didn't happen. And also the person. And you know what? Not one of them tried to jump off the ship even. Yeah, they did. That is also accurate. Also, don't tell the enemy about the aircraft carrier. And some individuals speaking now makes it easier to hit. That is such a bizarre leap. Such a bizarre leap. All right, let's talk Mexican food. You've got a story about kind of the salad days. I guess, maybe I shouldn't say the salad days. A taco salad days. You know, the considering what's going on. But the... The great success Mexican restaurants are having all across the country. This is it. This is the peak time, at least in the U.S. for Mexican food. We've never had it better than we do right now. Take that, Don Pablo's. Yes. Don Pablo's. Yes, Don Pabloos was fine. It was nowhere near a list of top places. Those places were. packed for a time, man. Everyone went to Don Pablo's. It's like down here when the major chain, Chipotle is packed. And we don't have as many because everything happened. We used to have some of the local authentic great ones that were cheaper and much better. And the sheep was just, must go to Chipotle. Can't go to La Loma, even though La Loma was so much better. Okay, where are the best Mexican restaurants in town? 651-461-9-2-2-6. If Dave Harrigan is going to say, Chad, what a week of show. So then we're already in a hypothetical. Let's go. I'm going to buy another hypothetical. I'm going to buy you dinner at one of my favorite Mexican restaurants. Where are we going? What do people have said? Where are maybe a go-to or maybe a couple go-toes Mexican restaurant in the area? What do you got? 651-461-9-2-26. If I'm taking you, we're going to Taco Bell. Okay, thanks. And I'm ordering off the value menu for you. That's what you're getting. Easy on the Chalupa, buddy. Calm down. All right. I would say El Burrito Mercado brings it every single time. It's still my favorite. And I haven't been there in a while. But that's number one on my list, too. Yeah. I was there last fall, I think. Yeah. And it was. How about you bring in some food from there next week?

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Yeah, I'll do that. Should I wait for it? No, it'll be here. It might come in a Taco Bell wrapper, but trust me, it's from El Burrito. Thanks. I would say I love a place. It's got a couple locations, one sort of near me. Katrina's counter service style. I've heard about it. It's... Phenal. Really good. It's really good. So is it above Chapo? Yes. Okay. Yes. You go in and you think counter style, okay, I'm getting Chipotle level cuisine. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Way above. They've got all the salas, all the different meats. The whole deal, they'll let you get samples. If you're new to the place, they'll... Who doesn't love samples? Oh, love samples. They'll, uh, you say, hey, I'm going to go with the, uh, the carnitas and the barbacoa. You make the call on the salsa. You know what's best, and they nail it every time. And the last thing I'll say, if it's a taco truck doing street tacos, I don't care what one it is. I'm in. I'm giving it a shot because they're all good. So many of them are good. We have lost the food truck businesses around the station. I am O for the summer. food trucks in downtown Minneapolis. In the teens, early teens, I was a fixture down here with the food trucks. We had 15 food trucks. That'd be right around the area. They'd give you the usual. That's how I learned of Ola Arapa. And Ola Arapa is still such a magnificent place in South Minneapolis. I wish they still bring the food truck down here. What else did I? I tried this britos, burritos in St. Louis Park recently. Okay. Pretty good. Lassa Campos, still very good. I haven't been to one of those in a long time. I should go back. And then if you want a little fancier, Colita with Daniel Del Prado, you know, with Martina and Josephina. But, and I haven't been, is it, is it Oreo by Nxta? Oro. Oro. Oro by Nxta? Orio by Nxta would be different. Yeah, it's probably, if they would have, cookies. Well, we have so many flavors. Oro by Nxta. I hear that's very, very good. All right. What do you have for the best Mexican in town? Oh, okay, well, here we go. Your town. Old Mexico in Woodbury. Now it says was the best. Is it done? Old Mexico hasn't been there in decades, but I used to go there all the time as a kid. We called it the chips restaurant because that was, you know, they'd bring out the basket of chips. But I remember specifically dining on the best Mexican kids menu item one could ever order. That would be the Mexie dog, which was a hot dog wrapped in a tortilla, then deep fried.

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As a kid. As a four or five-year-old, that was the greatest thing I could have. You mean I get unlimited chips and a hot dog that's all crispy on the outside? I'm in. The new Chula's in Pryor Lake. Is Chula's a chain? That's a good question. I don't know. La Cucaracha in St. Paul. Yes. Very good. It's the same for me. I just... I used to make an effort to go to those, that area of St. Paul was some great Mexican, and I haven't done it well, and that is my fault. Nico's Taco Bar, Colmo Avenue, St. Paul. I've been there. Okay. Yep. L. Rodeo, that's the place I think that is in the Grove, Maple Grove. I hear good things about it. I have not been there. It is in the Grove. You're right. Okay. Taxer, I haven't even seen a food truck downtown St. Paul this summer. To Russia. To Russia moves to St. Paul and the food trucks all leave. You think he'd have friends in the business, but apparently he doesn't have friends anymore. I had to check and make sure that this isn't Adam Carter texting in. Don't have a place but a question. Whatever happened to Chi-Chi's? They used to be everywhere. I mean, is this just baiting me? Is this asking me? Come on. Let's go to Chi-Chi's sometime. Chee-Chi's is a three. You don't know that. I ate there plenty. During their first run. Long time ago. Things have changed. I heard. People grow. I heard nothing change with the West, what do we call it over there? Westopolis. West End, Westopolis. I'm so glad you brought that again. My town, Golden Valley, we do not need to try to tie on with St. Louis Park. I don't want to be tied to Jim Peterson anyway. Okay. So they got... One of you got a hole in one in the last week. Jim Pete, a whole in a couple weeks ago. Tom Friedman, Mark Rosen, Cone Brothers, Passault. Golden Valley doesn't need that. We don't need to be part of Westopolis. So Golden Valley Mayor, separate. You're a part of it, whether you want to be or not. Oh, my God. Welcome to Westopolis. Boca Chica. Also, very good. Yeah, burritos, burritos, Cedar Lake Road in San Luis Park. Yeah. Let's see. I hate them. They can't engage with the coming by you or going past you. Is that a Mexican restaurant? Is that a scooter knee bike? I assume it's a scooter, but it could be, you know, a taco truck, something like that. Let's see.

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You two talking about food is like Jason talking about sports. Stay in your lane. Hell no. I'm an Uber foody, my friend. I eat food many times a day. Several times. You couldn't be more clueless about it. We've been laying out. Excellent restaurants all throughout. We'll save that one. Tel Avira and Long Lake, truly a mom and pop business. You'd like to see it. I've been there. Okay. I have been there. Solid. It's not too bad. Can we count the nachos Graham Platner at Zorbas? No. Where do we have? Well, my place San Pedro's in Hudson is more of a Caribbean place. It's phenomenal. But we had, I was with my friend Rick the other day, and we were out there. And their nacho display, excellent. Because you got to melt throughout. You just don't melt at the top. Such a lazy. If they do that, pay for that nacher tray and then walk out. You got a layer. And you have to have quite a bit on your nacho plate or else, you know. What are we doing here? You got to have a lot of stuff on there. What do you want on you now, Joe? Carnitas, be number one. Okay, okay. You know, I want some peppers. I want some jalapinos. I want some onions. Do you want the real cheese or do you want the cheese sauce? Oh, get out of here. Real cheese. Just asking? Just asking? Real cheese. Absolutely. Now, San Pedro's. In a suburb, closer to a friend, Corey. If you haven't been to Sam Peters yet, go out there, I had the grouper out there. Now, this is not a Mexican place, but it is that Caribbean, so it gives you a little bit of diversity. The grouper was unbelievable. Anytime I hear grouper, I can't think of our friend, Mr. Royce. Yeah. Hearing him at J.D. Hoyts, a little station outing back in the day as we're all, I'll have the chops, I'll have a steak. All right, sir, what do you want? When did they kill the grouper? Taco King at the fair. I don't love it. But it's a tradition, so I go. A tradition unlike any other. Yeah. Sometimes you just go to places of the fair and we'll finish with this because it's the winner. Yes, the tortilla soup at Costco. Hit the button for Adam Carter's favorite food item ever. Presented by Team Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join Team Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. Here he is representing the committee David Allen Harrigan. Go ahead, sir. Let's just say it. I think you alluded to it right at the end of the weather report there. You have missed the committee terribly, haven't you? Am I wrong? No, I've been fine. That's not what I heard. It's been a long time, but sometimes like a fungus hasn't come back for a long time. I mean, I'm going over emails right now.

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That's a lie because you never read your emails. I know. Look at this. It's the biggest lie you've ever told. Work has emails. Look at this. Well, let's talk about the... Hallie Barry just texts me, and I'm off the emails. Happy birthday to Hallie. Oh. Way to go, Halley. It's nice. That's really nice. Yeah. Let's talk about somebody else who was away from home for quite a while. Yeah. Kevin Garnet. Yes. I don't know if you know that's also known as the Big Ticket. Yep. KG. You were kind of inside. It was Ticket. That's fair. That's fair. Still fairly, I mean, easily, fairly easily the most popular player in Wolves franchise history. I don't think there's anything in... No doubt about that. He's the best for sure. Ant's got a ways going. It's pretty darn popular. He's pretty popular. He's no KJ. He's second. He might be at some point. Who knows? Anyway, announced today that number 21 jersey will be retired this season on. February 28th. Saw that. Yes, that night the Wolves will be hosting literally the only team in the association you should not pick for your night to honor Kevin Garnett. You could pick any random squad. But you picked the Boston Celtics? I thought the same. Are you kidding me? You could pick a number of teams. You could pick the Spurs who routinely knocked the KG flip squad out in the first round. You could pick the Lakers who bounced him in the Western Conference finals, the most successful Wolves team KG ever was ever a part of. But you cannot. choose the team that you sent him to that then won a championship with him and already retired his number. Am I wrong? Uh, every one of those points I agree with. You can't! Except one thing. Uh, the participant, I have been told was doing some serious negotiating about when he was coming back. And I got a feeling. He said this is the night. Because I get it when you're saying, oh, hey, it's all by KG and the wolves. Oh, that's right. That's the franchise we traded him to. Didn't get nearly as much in return. He won a title. And if he doesn't blow out his knee in the next year, they probably win two more. So let's have the Celtics who've never won anything come to town. You know, I thought about it, and I thought, well, is there anybody really with the group that he wants to be there? Doc, not there. No, I don't think so. Paul Pierce. He gone. He's gone. He's with him on the podcast. I don't know. Is he talking to Ray now? He wasn't for a long time. I don't know. Now his boy, the White Mamba, Brian Scalabrini.

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is their telecaster when KG had his number retired. What Kevin loves to do is somebody interviews him through the PA thing. And Scalabrini did that with him in Boston. So I don't know if he's comfortable having Scaliborny there and he goes down Wolves memory lane with him. But yeah, I could see how a wolf's observer or a fan would be like, that place? Unless he said, I want that place. And they negotiated with him. And he just said, okay, this is the deal. And then you say, Kevin? You also said Troy Hudson was going to be one of the guys to carry us to the finish line. Yeah, there were a few. They could also say, Kevin. We trust you. We love you. We shouldn't say trust. We love you, Kevin. But sometimes your judgment has proven to be slightly faulty. So maybe we can handle this. They're paying them a big chunk of change too. It's not a small amount. It's a number of figures. Let's just put it that way. And they're also milking it. Because aren't there five other nights? You got a lot of KG this year. Why not? A lot of KG. Milk away. He's been gone for a long time. Tickets will be cheap, though. That's nice. You know that. Yeah. Yes. I'm sure there are a lot of packages. I do. If you want to see the 28th, guess what else you're going to have to do. But if I was that, I'd do the exact same thing. Of course you would. You like to gouge people. That's what you're about. That's it. Let's talk about our primary, shall we? Oh, yeah. Let's go. Big primary voting day on Tuesday. A lot of reaction. Catch how was her yesterday, by the way. He was excellent. It was very good. Yeah. Excellent talking primary stuff. We all hate the system. We are proud that, what, we had a quarter or so of the eligible voters in Minnesota. We set an all-time record. Yeah. We had 1.1 million. 1.1. Yeah. Still not a real high number. Nope. Doesn't. compete at all with what we get for the general election. And we end up with, in a lot of cases, folks that we aren't really thrilled about, whether it's Democrats, normal, you know, more middle of the road moderate Democrats, not so thrilled about Peggy Flanagan or you see examples all over the country. The far lefties, the far righties, whoever it is. Winning that primary and knocking the more moderates out. Here's our solution to our political quandary we have right now in this country. Third party, never going to work. It's just not. Okay. We need to figure out a solution that doesn't include a third party. It's been tried enough times. Very, very limited success. It hasn't been tried. It hasn't been tried many times. Every single ballot, see third parties. Oh, with the forward party, Andrew Yang was going to do it. They don't work out. We need a general election with each of our two big parties putting out not just one but two candidates. So the primary, with the primary continuum?

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Or would the primary just narrowed down to two, kind of like the Hennepin County attorneys raise? That's the one. Where we got Frazier and Folk. You can have a primary. It narrows down to two candidates from each party, two Republicans, two Democrats that will go on the ballot for the general election. If you want to put up two wacky libs, two crazy right-wing supermaga righties, good luck to you. But I think that would force the parties to put, if you want to put a wacky, far lefty, far righty, you can. But you got to put someone more moderate, too, if you want any sort of those moderate voters. I think that's the way to do it. That's what we're going to do right now. Two parties, two candidates each. Am I wrong? Dumb idea. Let's just go with those pursuing the open Senate seat for the Democrats. So you still get Flanagan and you still get Craig and Flanagan won by 200,000 votes, excuse me, not 200,000, 200,000 votes. So why would it be any different in the general election? I didn't do that math yet. Okay. That's just the committee's football. Then for the Republican gubernatorial side, it's going to be Dameth and Pillowboy. And Damath kicked his butt. So again, you're just going to have more people or Republicans voting for Damath. I don't think you've achieved anything. I think you had a cocktail. You weren't paying attention to the committee. And you deviated from the committee. This sounds like your idea. The committee normally is better than this. You're better than that. First of all, the committee has never been better than this. Thank you very much. And I was not the only one. Enjoying the cocktails Wednesday night. We're having a great time, although it wasn't cocktails. I'll get into that. Just a moment. Molly? That'll probably be after we take the break here, I assume. Oh, yeah. Look at Rory, deep in the trees there. He wants to be in Memphis about as much as you want to be here. What are you doing, the St. Jude? Is that what I see? Yeah, this is part of the playoffs, and he doesn't care. He showed up. I don't think he even practice hit balls. He's just working his way to the Tour Championship. Dejected shock jock, Jason to Russia. May or may not join us when we come back because he's so down about the Lyme Scooter. trying to stand tall. Maybe he'll try to scoot in here, but they've probably geo-fenced. Have they geofenced the second floor of this building? That would be good if he buzzes in here with the scooter. This should be the day when you take a long look at your insurance and say, come on. I've got to find a way to have better coverage and to pay less. And I'm giving you a tremendous option. An office I have used for over three decades, different leadership.

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But as strong as this office has ever been with Amber Scholl. Amber spells her last name, S-C-H-O-L-L, and you track down this office at, guess what, TeamSholl.com. So it's a local office, it's a team. It's not just Amber, so if Amber goes to lunch or vacation, can't get hold on a minute, no. Specialized team members right there. And they work with American family. So it's not just a local office working with lesser lights. This is local office with one of the best, if not the best, national insurance company, American family. You get what you need. Find out today that you should switch. Teamshould.com. All right. Back with the committee. Jason's setting up. He'll join us. Jason will take you. Who do we have? Who's in town? Philly's that's right. We got the Philly. Oh, that's right. We have the day off. We've the day off. You score that many runs. You got to cool the bats. We're so tuckered. The travel from Dyersville. We've got to take the day off. Did you watch a little bit of the... No, I was at Dirty Dancing last night. I did replay the... Excuse me? Yeah. Where were you? Dirty Dancing, the musical. In St. Paul. Oh. Yeah. Or do I. What kind of dancer are you, zero to ten? Two. Two? Like, I like to dance. Quality? Yeah. Nothing. Yeah, I'm similar. I need to. But I like it. I need a crowded dance floor. Yeah, same. Crowded dance floor. Dirty dancing? The dancing was the highlight. Highlight? Yeah. Acting not so good. Yeah. Kind of hinting. Anita was raving about it this morning. Wait. Vanita was positive about something? She was sitting two seats next to me. I'm like, were we watching? Second act was great. First act. Slow. Did anyone put baby in a corner? Nobody did that. Yeah. Over under amount of money paid by Jason and Vinita together. That's why you have to be positive. That's not my approach, I guess. I just try to keep it real. I prefer that. All right, what do you have? Well, you accused myself in the committee of being deep in the cocktails at the meeting on Wednesday. This last one was just terrible. That was not true. That's nothing. Maybe it was. Maybe it was. We'll workshop that one. We'll spitball. We'll run up the flagpole. See if we can improve on it. We were not deep in the cocktails. We were deep in the craft beer. We had a craft brewery, a local spot. And we figured out why the boom is certainly no longer booming. It's over. That place is closing. We seem to have fallen out of love with beer. And that is quite simply because beer took the... Path of wine snobs like you, Chad Hartman. All of a sudden, everything's got to be just a little bit too precious. We went out over our skis. Oh, come on. Looking at the menu, I could not help. We could not help, but notice these phrases being used. Subtle notes of apricot. Grassy aromatics featured. A note of pine needles. Get out of here with that BS. How many pine needles would you like? Oh, more than a note, believe me. More than a note. Absolute joke. The only should be two things on your beer menu. If you are a craft brewery, you put the name of the beer, and then you have one of two phrases either number one, this tastes pretty good, or number two, this is an IPA. Am I wrong?

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Meaning it tastes like garbage. Yeah, I got it. Thank you. Thank you for the explanation. That helps a lot. I was deferring to Jason to let him go. I don't think there was a lot of nuance to that that I didn't really pick up on. You can say that now. So your assertion is that people aren't interested in going to craft breweries because the menus are too descriptive. It's too precious. I think it's too expensive. That's why it is. Well, he's right. That's part of the precious. He's right in IPAs. I've never been an IP. My point of beer is so good. It should be $37. He just wants. Coors Light. No. And Mad Dog. That's all you want. You don't want any specific tasty. Excellent. You never had a mad dog. I mean, that's all you want. Wines all the same. Bears all the same. What kind of beer do you like? What's your favorite, like, craft brew to sip on? I love what Liffbridge does. Yeah. Still makes me upset that they got rid of Farm Girl. I know. I love that. I did. But they put some effort into that. Still good. And I bet the description was whether flowery, don't you think? No, no. It was this is a farm girl. It's good. Farm Girl. Try this one. It's not an IPA. Well, they replace Farm Girl with a more masculine version of Farm Girl. Tom Emmer did some of them. I was waiting for that. How about that? I mean, when you practice that line over and over again, then when you deliver it, you don't get it right. Yeah, it's rough. That's too bad. I know I've been there. I've been there. I've been there. You got a good one. I have, too. The problem was it wasn't a good one. It was just the same. It's like I read a story today where a lot of Republicans are going to have Democrats because they're vegans. You know, they're not tough enough. Yeah. They can't keep our country safe, those softy vegans. I wouldn't trust a vegan, though. Would you? Well, they can't keep our country safe. I know that. No doubt about it. There's no chance. I'm skeptical of vegans, and if you have more than two food allergies, I don't want to hear about it. What shock jock take do you have today? Are you very shocking to start? I don't think so. Yeah. I don't know that I have something. I know like you, I wasn't really listening. I don't care for your show. But I heard like you were a little upset about my Lyme take. Yes. I was accurate. It might change. You never know. Presented by Team Mobile, the official wireless partner of Odyssey Sports. With an awesome network and great savings, there's never been a better time to join Team Mobile. Visit your neighborhood store to make the switch today. The podcast Campus Files is back with more stories of scandal, crime, and intrigue on college campuses. It is not hard to destroy a college. It's almost like a university under siege. Listen to and follow campus files. Available now wherever you get your podcasts.