Ep 57 - "Rainy Days"

Annie, are you okay? Are you okay? You okay, Annie? Hello, and welcome to the Greater Dayton podcast, where we talk about news, facts, and upcoming events with some comedy. I'm your host, Aaron Chamberlain on this... August 13th, 2026, and this is episode 57. I am only one half of the show, my co-host. His name is Jamie Yost. How are you doing? Great. Or like, let me put on my excitement hat. I'm doing great. Yep. What's up with you? What's been new? Nothing really. Just drawing and painting and house dad stuff. Yeah? How's that going? Okay. Yeah. I put a new screen door in. That's good. Yeah. Was it too hard? By yourself, yeah, a little bit. It was a little challenging, but then I paid for it the next day. Oh, good pay for it or the bad to pay for it? My arm was really sore. Oh, there it is. Yeah. Was it worth it, though? Yeah, I mean, I've had it in a garage for three years now and just never put it up. It's time. Yeah. It's weird because, like, it's a full... open door to where it's all like glass. Yeah. I know there's half stuff where you can let the screen up or anything. And I'm used to open in the door and not being like, it looks so clear that you could just like walk through it. We don't do that. Yeah. You'll have more than an arm hurting. Yeah. Come close. Yeah, my, uh, grandma's house when we were staying with her, um, she had like winter doors and summer doors. So. It basically is a frame, but you swapped out with glass or a screen, which I thought was interesting, but it's like, hey, it's not a bad idea, actually. The only thing I got to do is I got to put the weather stripping around the top of it still, but that's about it. That's good enough for now, right? Yeah. Nice. Well, I don't have, I haven't really been up to too much. Have you had any rain over there? Not like the pictures I've seen. I know. And I, you know, with the rain coming, yesterday, especially when I was at work, I was just like, oh, my God, my basement's just going to be flooded. Oh, my God, it's still raining. Three hours later, it's still raining. Surprisingly nothing. It was dry. I couldn't believe it. Maybe they fixed a clog or something that was causing the backup last time. I don't know. Did you get your refrigerator running? No. You know, I called that guy. I left the message. I sent him a text. My wife called him. I haven't heard anything yet. So probably got to find something, somebody else. I'd call him again. Sometimes they're busy. Yeah. I mean, that's fair. I mean, even just an acknowledgement. I haven't heard anything. Nothing. Yeah. I don't know. I'd try again, at least one more time. Third time's a charm. Third time's a charm. Or you're out, Jack. Yeah. So, but yeah, that's been frustrating. Like, the fridge kind of, like, works. I mean, we put stuff in it, but I don't know. I feel like things are not going to be great past a day or two. The freezer is just not really gone at all. Like...

I have a thing of ice in there that's kind of holding, but it's, you know, my ice cube tray has been melting. So I could see frost in the back and I've defrosted it, but, you know, I was looking online. I was like, if you got to do it multiple times, it's probably an issue going on. So. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well. Well, he's right down the street from where you work. Just stop in. There you go. you know where it's at not exactly no that's right there where hell's dungeon is oh i don't i don't really know where that's at either you know where the hasty tasty is yeah there you go now you're talking my style okay it's just before that right next to the thrift store Oh, okay. Maybe I can... It's a game stop there also. Oh, yeah, I still, you're speaking my language. I know the thrift store, another game stop. It's next to the thrift store and the game stop. Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll pop in there. Like, hey, help me out. Dying here. I got issues. Yeah, we went tubing on Saturday. It was pretty fun. It was up in Brookville. They got a place out there. Didn't it rain? No, not while we were on water. I can't remember if it did later on. I think it might have. Monday. We went and checked out the Tales of Earth Sea. It's part of the Ghibli Fest where they do a lot of Miyazaki studio Ghibli movies. It was a good movie. It's fun. I've never seen it. Well, now. Ghibli, that's a guy from Lord of the Rings. Close. Close. That's Gimley with a M, not a B. Not as tall. Not quite, not quite. All right. Well, what do you say we get into some news? Oh, are you going to talk about the guy that got banned from Walmart? Uh, I don't know. What do you know? What do you know? Uh, it's, uh, entertainment guy that's always on like, he's a comedian. He's always out helping people. Okay. The, the Damien Darling dude. Oh, no. I haven't, I don't think I've heard this. Uh, Oh, okay. Well, it's on the internet. It's all over the place. I guess they served him papers to, he can't go into Walmart and do his little, like, filming and helping people out. Well, that's terrible. Yeah. You're like, you can't pay their bills. We want them to be in debt. usually he goes in like he just starts taking people stuff out of a shopping cart and starts checking it out and then he pays for their stuff so then he hands people money so why yeah i don't get it i don't know i mean he's like he's actually helping people out i don't understand it either but yeah it's like the next thing since like bucky's big yeah well yeah we got we got a couple couple things to talk about that all right well let's start in ohio

The great state of Ohio, as they say, right? Right. Hey, I got a joke for you. It's a little early, though. Oh, is something around and high in the middle? No. Is it the Cleveland Browns? No. Is it their starting quarterback? No. What did one, what did one, oh, say to the other O? Hi. Pretty much. Oh, hi. Oh. Anyways. That was one of them lame jokes, you know. Yeah, let me do an impression for you. Yodaloo dooddy. You still waiting for the punchline. And there's our show opener. Eight minutes in, you know. I just need to find a pencil so I can write down that time stamp. Because I did not prepare. What am I doing? I didn't prepare. 417. 417. Where is my pins? I usually have a bunch of pins and pencils here. Somebody's been raiding my office. I don't know who that would be. I don't have any back here. I could use some Sharpies, though. Sharpies. I got a funny story about Sharpies. I miss those Sharpies from work. Yeah. There's probably a thousand of them I can. Throw them out back. Like, hey, it's for the homeless people. All right. All right. Opener. So, speaking of Sharpie, since we're on that topic, when I was working at Applebee's years ago, we, you know, had to have a Sharpie for writing, like, expiration labels. Well, you know, Sharpies are expensive, you know. And I remember trying to find, like, some knockoff brand set. like Dollar Street and stuff. And I think they were, I thought they were actually Sharpies, but if you look real close, it looks like the Sharpie logo, but it's not spelled Sharpie. It's like, there was like Champi and then there's like Seanry, and they sucked. Let me tell you. They were not good. So it was like Sharpay. Sharpe, yeah, basically. They were like as close as possible. Hey, it's kind of like the Buckees thing, right? Not really, not close enough at all. It's a beaver. That's the only thing. That's the only thing that's linking them, in my opinion. All right. Let's go. We won't get ahead of ourselves here too far. All right. We're talking about Ohio. Talk about our storm that we had. Do you see that car that got flipped over? On the highway? Yeah. Yep. That's wild, man. As wild. He didn't have enough groceries in the car. I guess not. Weigh him down. Looks like Kings Island is officially offering heavy discounts on daily emission and rolling out its new gold and prestige season pass this year, including free parking and unlimited hot access. Isn't this year over? Yep, but maybe it's for next year. Or maybe it's like till the end of the year. So you get Halloween and are they still doing Christmas? They didn't say that. Oh, no. Probably. It looks like a new labor report reveals that the state of Ohio has added impressive 55,000 new jobs in July. In contrast, the broader U.S. economy lost 23,000 jobs. So where do they all go? I don't know. I was part of that cloud. Yeah.

The cloud or the crowd? Yeah, both. You've rained on your parade. I was just passing by. Ohio Secretary of State Frank LaRose. Did you know who that's who that was? Pete Rose? No, Frank Rose. La Rose. Frank La Rose. Frank La Rose. Frank La Rose. He's issued a statewide call to action, urging Ohioans to sign up through the National Poll Worker Recruitment Program, aiming to ensure local boards of elections are fully staffed for the upcoming election. So if you're interested. So you could row, roll, roll the boat. Yep. Give me just a second. My dog is a wine. All right, I'm back. Okay. He's back, everyone. Here I am. All right. So it looks like the Ohio Department of Mental Health and Addiction Services has implemented strict new operational rules for addiction recovery housing, aiming to weed out fraud, identify bad actors, and ensure vulnerable individuals receive safe and legitimate care. So that's good. Bad acting, huh? Yeah. So like a Zit, you just can't pop in? There we go. I guess so. I guess not. You got me there one. You got me on that one. Let's see. State lawmakers are reviewing a stringent new proposal. championed by political figures like Vivik Vivek Ramaswamy, demanding that massive tech data centers meet strict new engineer energy and infrastructure rules. The regulations are designed to prevent the power-hungry facilities from overwhelming Ohio's electrical grid. I think it even talked about giving free energy to the people nearby. So I don't know how it is. And AES will charge them. Yeah, there you go. I added this one because I thought it was funny. A brazen Ohio man is back in police custody after being accused of robbing a local bank exactly one year to the day after his first bank theft. Law enforcement quickly recognized the suspect's identical tactics and apprehended him shortly after the anniversary heist. That's hilarious. What a dummy. You change. Dumb. Is there a change joke in there? No. Changed it for dollar bills. Change for Ohio. The Beaver Creek City Council has officially approved the resolution affirming the beaver as a community symbol. I wonder why. It hopes to solidify their historic longstanding connection to the animal in the face of corporate litigation. Speaking of, Bucky's does, has responded to the lawsuit. Issuing a formal response defending his trademark claims, the corporate giant insisted must rigorously protect his brand identity from perceived infringement despite intense local backlash. Okay. All right. Good luck. The local nonprofit feed the creek has successfully moved its operations into a brand new headquarters in Beaver Creek.

allowing to organization to help better organize its food drives and pack more weekend meals. You know that Buckees has a food truck? Does it really? Yeah, they've also been banned from Beaver Creek's popcorn festival. Take that. That's funny. I mean, you can't even be surprised if you were Buckees. You're like, yeah, fair. The Beaver Creek Chamber. I got a lot of Beaver Creek stuff today. The Chamber of Commerce is officially moving to a new expanded home. It will have dedicated event space and house the new 55-50 word and the number five Rivers Cafe. Cool. Also, a new immersive entertainment venue. Escapeology is preparing to open its doors. This fall near the mall at Fairfoot Commons. The business will offer premium interactive escape room experiences. Cool. I like it. All right. Moving into Dayton now. Looks like Dayton Public Schools has spent over 330,000 on the new flock cameras. The community has pushed back on it. It says 60 new flock safety cameras with no formal policy in place, you know, with all the privacy concerns out there. Yeah. People are starting to push a little bit on that. Right. What were the flock were they thinking? Yeah, what the flock were they thinking? The Boone Shop Museum of Discovery is undergoing a massive $10.5 million facility upgrade. And it will feature a multi, extensive renovations will feature a multi-level. play tower and interactive water tables and it'll help enhance hands-on STEM learning experience. Cool. Dayton Police and the University of Dayton campus police are partnering with the Greater Dayton Regional Transit Authority, also known as RTA, to ride select bus routes during the upcoming school year. The visible police presence aims to increase safety for commuting students and deter disruptive behavior. Yeah, like people getting shot. Hey, I got a question. Yeah. If you're an amputee, can you go to a STEM school? stop it I don't think so I mean you could I don't think they'd they would like if you're of age for the school right no no no no no no we can't have that the city of Dayton has officially broke an over a 100 year old rainfall record after consecutive days of severe downpours we went from one inch to two inches yay we got another inch coming tonight Yeah, I don't see how they were measuring that. Like it looked like way more than two inches. Like I don't know if it's Warren County or one of the places they're still under like a like a level three transportation order because like they're flooded. It saw some videos. It's like the main intersection light was just like covered in water flowing. I was like, geez. I thought I had we had a lot of rain. They got way more. What are we at? Following recent safety concerns, a coalition of downtown Dayton business leaders and community groups released a new set of comprehensive safety recommendations. The proposed initiatives focus on increased lighting, dedicated foot patrols, and better communication networks to protect visitors and employees. That is needed. You know, the branch that we have in downtown Dayton is known to not go outside by yourself at night.

Even during the day, you got to be careful. But it's not too bad during the day. City of Dayton published a recent public news flash to keep citizens informed on ongoing municipal operations and community notices. These routine alerts help distribute important civic information and safety updates directly to local residents. So check it out. Dayton area citizens pushed back aggressively during a public hearing regarding the creation of a new community authority, NCA. Residents fear the special taxing district described by some attendees as merely a box being checked by developers could lead to unchecked taxation and a lack of proper community oversight for new commercial projects. In Huber, Huber Heights. Do you just say in Huber or do you always say Huber Heights? Huber. Do you say H.H.? I didn't know. I'll pick it soon for that. In Huber Heights, the popular breakfast and lunch chain. First Watch is set to open a brand new restaurant. You excited? Taking the old freshest. I've never heard of it. Yeah, they have signature avocado toast and fresh juices. Okay. And seasonal menu items. In Kettering. I hear it's expensive. Yeah, I'm sure it is. It's on the first watch. In Kettering, a long-term beloved Mexican restaurant is closing its doors permanently, which I wish I had the name here for some reason, and it's not getting me. El de Porto. Stop it. It is Los Reyes Mexican restaurant. Oh. No, it's not French. Los Reyes. There we go. I try to say it in French, and they don't necessarily roll their R's. They're ours. That's all you need to know about that. In Miami County, it looks like... Leg on. Public health officials confirmed that a mosquito trapped in Miami County has tested positive for the West Nile virus, which that has happened more than once. This is not the first time. Because of rain. Probably. Residents are urged to eliminate standing water on their properties. Well, what if the water is not standing but moving? It's still coming down. It's still coming down, everyone. Looks like at the Dayton Mall, a couple things. We have a new large-scale fitness center actively eyeing the former value city furniture. If approved, it will be completely repurposed into a modern gym facility for the local community. Also, a long-standing candy shop operating aside the Dayton Mall has announced his preparing to permanently close after 15 years. Who goes there? The candy shop or the mall? The mall. The mall. The Dayton Mall, Dad. What is the candy shop? It is. Sweet sensations. Soon to be gone. Soon to be gone. Sweet sensation. That sucks, though. In Miami'sburg? It's 19 weeks to Christmas right now. Is it? Yeah. Is that going to be our show title? No. We just read that. It's not Halloween. It's not the Halloween treatment. No, it's not Halloween. It's Christmas. In Miami'sburg, following the announced closure of Hart mercantile in Dayton's Oregon District, the boutique's owner is officially opening a brand new gift shop in downtown Miami'sburg. He'll have a fresh name.

suburban location with a quirky edgy merchandise. So. In Oakwood, their city schools have become the latest local district to actively combat the youth vaping epidemic by installing specialized environmental vape sensors inside the school bathrooms. The high-tech device alerts administrators, the high-tech devices alert administrators in real time with vaping is detected, allowing for media intervention. Hey, who in there smoking? I think it's good. I think it's needed. I mean, it's pretty crazy how much vaping is. You don't need to do that school. Just buy you some of those fog machines. Just buy you some cigarettes, man. What are you doing, vaping? Yeah. Take home some dry ice. You'll be fine. Hey. In Springfield, hundreds of local residents and advocates gathered in Springfield to rally at the site where Haitian immigrants are required to check in with federal authorities. The massive demonstration was organized to show community solidarity. Sinclair and CVG drone partnership has officially joined forces with the Cincinnati, Northern Kentucky and International Airport. to advance unmanned drone systems. The unique college collegiate aviation partnership will focus on utilizing drones for airport perimeter security, runway inspections, and specialized student training. So who's flying them if they're unmanned? Well, unman doesn't mean it's not uncontrolled. It's bad wording. Well, unman means there's no man. I get it. But if it's still stupid. It's still stupid. Somebody's still holding the doorstep. I didn't say they weren't stupid. I'd just say it's uncontrolled. Yeah. Well, you know, what? It's also, what about unwomaned? Unperson. It's just, it's still, it's stupid. Somebody's flying it. Yeah. It's not like the Skynet is just taking over the earth here and flying these things around. Well, they don't call RC cars unmanned RC cars, right? Unless you put a little GI Joe on there. All right, let me finish this up. We've got three things from West Carrollton. Looks like the city has officially voted to lift its temporary moratorium on recreational cannabis sales, clearing the legal pathway for licensed dispensaries to begin operating. They need money. Yeah, there you go. I bet they were like, you had, you had like hours of people like, this is bad, this is why we don't need it, this, blah, blah, blah. And someone's like, well, here's the revenue. All right, let's go. Greenlighted.

No pun intended with the green. Hey, green green, green. The popular sandwich chain, Jersey Mikes, is officially opening its newest location in West Carrollton this Wednesday, which was probably either yesterday or next Wednesday. So, woohoo. And in last, West Carrollton School District proudly celebrated the grand opening of its massive state-of-the-art connected middle and high school campus. The multi-million dollar educational facility unifies a student body, provides modernized classrooms, collaborative spaces, and upgraded athletic facilities. That's all, folks. Yeah, I saw the building that was being teared down. It was like torn down. It's near our house. Yeah. That's it. That's it for the news. That's a lot of news today. It's a bit. Yep. All right. I already told you the joke. It didn't fall. It fell pretty flat, but whatever, you know, whatever. I did forget a famous person today, but that's all right. We can do, we can just do the fact. The fact of the day, August 13th, 1860, Annie Oakley was born in Dark County. You know who Annie Oakley is? Yep. You seem like, yeah, I'm well versed. Yeah, I used to have to drive through Greenville. I delivered flowers all the time. Really? And then it was a pain in the butt when... It was Annie Oakley Days out there. You had to go reroute your trip around the town, basically. Really? Yeah, it's a big thing. Yeah. And then they have, like, the Dark County Fair. That's the second big thing out there. Yeah. Is that still going on? Did that just happen, I think? What, Annie Oakley Days? No, the Dark County. I think it's next week. Yeah. Well, is today there, do they celebrate on this day when she was born? Her death? You know, I don't even know. Well, do you want to learn a little bit about her? You seem like you got some beef? You got some beef with Annie. Yeah. Take this in your rifle and get out of town. Do you know what her actual name was? Annie. Close. That was still not even 100% right. Her name was Phoebe Ann Mosey. She couldn't decide on the name. Who would achieve worldwide fame as a sharpshooter, Annie Oakley. Born in a log cabin in Dark County, Ohio. Following her father's death when she was only five, her family fell into deep poverty, forcing Annie and her sisters into an orphanage, followed by an abusive foster placement for which she ran away. She taught herself to shoot her father's rifle at age eight hunting quail and small game to feed her family to sell to the local grocers. Annie's game. Annie's game commanded premium prices from Cincinnati restaurants because she specifically shot animals through the head, ensuring no meat was wasted. By age 15, her hunting earner...

earnings completely paid off her mother's farm mortgage. Her formal shooting career launched at age 16 during a visit to Cincinnati where a local hotel owner arranged a match between her and famous marksman Frank Butler, who laughed at a female challenger before Annie beat him by hitting 25 out of 25 targets. Boom! The two... The two married in 1876 and took their shooting exhibition on the road while with Annie adopting the stage name Oakley from a Cincinnati neighborhood. Standing just five feet tall and dubbed Little Shore Shot, she famously joined Buffalo Bill Cody's Wild West Show in 1885, touring it for 17 years and demonstrating feats like shooting a tossed dime from 90 feet away. She later started on a Broadway. On Broadway, before returning to the Dark County in 1925, passing away at the age of 66 the following year. Man, she was young. Yeah. You know, Michael Jackson wrote a song about her. Yeah? Yeah. How to go? Annie, are you okay? Are you okay? You're okay, Annie. There it is. Yep. You've been shot by a smooth criminal. Make my own words up here. Yeah. I'll write that one down because that might be... You're okay, Annie. That's pretty good. Yeah. Do you make it out of? Nope. You heard that from somebody? Was that weird out? Probably not. Annie, are you okay? I think it's been... Passed around. Different jokes, especially at work at one time. That's funny. That's good, though. Yeah. All right. That's it for that today. Okay, dokey. And you want to talk about some cool days of the week coming up? Sure, today's national, everybody's looking for Alani Day. Alani. Yeah, I guess the witches brew, the voodoo, some sort of apple thing is out. Man, I only got like three things for today on this site at least. Yeah, well, it's not official, but it's just everybody's looking for it. Today's International Left Handers Day. Oh, they get a day because they're always left out. That's right. That's right. And then on Friday, we got World Lizard Day. Yeah, Lizard, Lizard, Lizard. Do you ever watch the movie V or Cart TV series, V? No, I don't think so. The lizards. They were lizard people. They came to Earth looking for water since we had plenty of it. Actually, they were looking for us to eat. I don't think so. They were looking for, yeah, you should watch it sometime. It's just how you, the letter V or is it spelled out? The letter V, yep, TV series. They did it like a new version of it. Come on, Mals. Stop acting up. All right. I'm trying to look it up because I want to see. The show. Oh, it's a sci-fi? Yeah, you've seen Deadpool, right? Yeah. So his girlfriend, the real cute one, basically, is like in the newer season, she's like the head alien lady. And then there's Diana in the original with the big poofy hair from the 80s that everybody loved. Yeah, so there was a...

How many, how many, so there's the 84 to 85 TV series. Yeah. And then there's a 2009 to 11, I guess. Yep. Interesting. I'll have to check it out. I have seen that symbol before, like that, I have seen a V before. Now, I've seen that, that poster or whatever. Yeah, I probably would like it. I like that kind of stuff. What is today also? National Creamsicle Day. You like creamsicles? They're okay. Yeah, they're pretty good. Davao Code Talkers Day. Talking in code, Jamie, talking in code. I don't know what you're saying. What are you saying? I'm looking out of the window. It looks like it's going to rain. My windows are down. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is going to happen. So they definitely get that. Yeah, I might want to roll them up here soon. They see me rolling. Sunday or Saturday, National Relaxation Day. Kudagra. That's what I'm looking for this weekend. Oh, there's a lot of stuff on Saturday. We got International Homeless Animals Day. How do you celebrate? You go to a baseball game. Homeless animals? Sure, you know, because they can't still home. You go out there with some treats, throw them at them. Sure. I got a straight cat out here. Does that count? Is it homeless? I'm assuming so. Well, go celebrate with him tomorrow. You know, Saturday. The rose had stray cats were in town yesterday, I think. Oh. Show up for that. Like, hey, you're early. Yeah. You're supposed to be tomorrow. Saturday is also National No SpongeBob Day. What? No SpongeBob. That's a very specific. Somebody doesn't like SpongeBob. It sounds like it. Well, it's also the Nile festivals on Saturday. We've had enough of the West Nile virus, so I don't think we're going to celebrate that. You must be in denial. Without a paddle world. Honeybee Day. Okay, okay. World honeybees. Not just the local honeybees, the world honeybees. I believe football is back. Not yet, but it's coming. I think it's, oh, it's preseason. Yeah, preseason stuff. Maybe. I'm not good at keeping up with stuff. Today! What? Yeah, yeah. There's a Bengals game tonight at seven. See, you should be like aware of this stuff. Yeah, what do you think? They're the preseason game. No one cares. I mean, they always go back when school goes back in. Yeah, yeah. So the first official game is September night. What did we, how did we do on the first week? Nothing? No one. No, no, no. But you haven't lost yet. The Bengals play at 7 p.m., I guess today. Wait, all these teams play at 7? No, that can be right. I mean, I guess multiple teams play.

at the same time. There's a 7-7, 730, and there's 3-7s, 4-7s. There's 4-7s. Oh, that's tomorrow. Okay. There's, okay, 7-7-30, 8-8-9. That's six games today. Interesting. Maybe. On a side note, my garage is clean, and now I can start ready to get ready for Halloween set up. That's a good. That was good. Yeah, I did that yesterday. What was raining. Oh, man, that's probably a, that was probably a great time. It was cool. It's still kind of muggy, though. Yeah. You just roll out your air conditioner. I was like out there in the garage, and pretty much I got done, I might as well just look like I got done walking out of the rain because I was just so sweaty. I was like, no, I didn't even go outside in the rain. Yeah. It's crazy. All right. Sunday is National Rum Day. Are you interested in Rum? Why is the rum all gone? Why is the rum? I like spice rum. It's not bad. I wish they'd bring that back again. He did a good job. Yeah. Well, he's dealing with too many lawsuits over his... He's got a Christmas movie coming out for her. He's playing Scrooge. Is he? He'd be good. Yeah. You've seen the trailer? It's amazing. I don't have it. I need to check it out. I'm not great with keeping up with movies, man. I'm not either. I love watching them, but I just, I don't... I just have nothing to do, so I see crap all the time. Yeah, they're like, oh, I'll watch that, oh, watch that. I've watched all of Netflix now. Let's move over to Hulu. Yeah. Yeah. We've been watching some older shows. Yeah. Sometimes they're like the cult classics or the, they're like the feel-good shows. You're like, I always love watching this show. I just put it on. Yeah. She's watching, I think, Matlock. Oh, yeah. The new one or the old one? The new one. Yeah, I love the new one. I like the old one, too. Yeah, it's been pretty good. Yeah. Yo, I'm all caught up on it. I liked it. Yeah. I didn't know. It was, like, been out for a few years, and I just keep looking at the ladies. Like, this lady looks like my doctor. Did you ever watch The Office? No, I've never watched The Office. Really? I figured like you would enjoy it. There's something about Steve Carell that just I don't care for. Yeah. Have you ever given it just a try? I've tried a couple times and just, I don't know. It's not for me. Yeah. Well, the lady in Matlock. She's in that show later on in the seasons. And it's just like a completely different character kind of. It was just interesting to see her in a different type of show. All right. Sunday is also National Backflow Prevention Day, so keep your flow going. And it's World Brought Worst Day. Oh, it's also Tell a Joke Day. Make sure you tell some jokes on Sunday, okay? Make sure you tell the Ohio joke. Oh, hi. Okay, so you want some jokes? Okay. Ohio has the largest Amos population in the United States, and also the most ugly people with beards. Just like... These are just, like, one-liner rips. I mean, some of these, it's just...

The world's largest drumsticks are in Ohio. My aunt has the biggest thighs in Ohio. The U.S. Air Force Museum. That's some big drumsticks. The U.S. Air Force Museum is in Ohio, but nobody cares. It's just like straight ribs. What is the scenery like in Ohio? There is none. Who wrote these, you know? I can start giving more of those throughout. our shows just be like, all right, here we go. Here's some one-liner dogs of Ohio. All right. That's a Cleveland Brown joke. Oh, there's some Browns in there. If the Brown flush them down, you know, taking the Brown to the Super Bowl. It's a poop joke. All right. On Monday, we have National Thrift Shop Day. Good second. I got $20 in my pocket. You should go up there and see if the refrigerator guys are. I probably should. I can send him a message. Do it. You be like, hey, I got a friend that's been trying to get a whole of you. What are you doing? All right, let's see what we got here. Monday is National I Love Feet, My Feet Day, and National Black Cat Appreciation Day. Janet Jackson Day. Baby Boomer's Recognition Day. Hey, you're not a boomer, are you? Are you an X? Nope, I missed it by a few days. A few days.

All right. No, I think I've been in your 60s to qualify for that. Yeah, I'd have to look up the ranges. I'm too lazy. Tuesday is National Couples Day. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Serendipity Day. Can you spell that? You know, there's a place in New York called Serendipity that has ice cream. Oh, I bet. It's in the movie Serendipity. That's funny. Tuesday's National Bad Poetry Day. Like Ohio. Oh, it's National Ice Cream Pie Day. I don't think I've ever had ice cream pie. I've had ice cream cake. Have you had ice cream pie before? Yeah, it's just like it's called a sandwich. These little ice cream sandwiches, they're pie. It's also World Photography Day. No, no, no, wait, that's next week. No, that's this week. No, which is it? It's this week. Wait, what week am I on? 13. No, no, today is the 13th. Okay. Yes, Wednesday is World Photography Day. Okay. And Thursday. Thursday, the 20th. National Radio Day. Yeah, it is. National Radio Day on Thursday. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what radio do you listen to? Radio not. Here I come. Sometimes I listen to 999, but I usually just listen to my own phone. You listen to Talk Radio. Yeah. It's also World Mosquito Day. Don't want to celebrate that. All right. West Nile Day. It's National Bacon Lovers Day. Let's go. It was just last week. Yeah, no. At the phrase Bacon Fest. Yeah. It's so funny. I read, was it you? Did you go to Bacon Fest? I did not. Okay. Someone else, I guess, had posted, I think on Facebook or something. They were like, I went to Bacon Fest at the phrase, and there were only three trucks that had actually bacon stuff, and they were like... random things like they put strips of bacon over the top of an existing item they already sold yeah i was like yep that was my experience too it's like i didn't go i haven't gone in years but yep i was like what is this what i went to a festival like that i don't remember what i think it was like the pizza fest oh really yeah which was like there was like one pizza yeah there was one pizza place and it was like dominoes and that was it and everybody else was like there was nothing there with pizza Just like sell mac, like it's a mac and cheese truck and sell it with a topping of a pepperoni, like sprinkles. Yeah. I do know there's like what the sweet corn festival this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, you're getting ahead of me, man. Oh, well, you got on have to hurry. Do you know where the sweet corn is? It's in the field. You nailed it. Nailed it. All right. Starting on our events, actually, we're jumping in on recurring events. So on Friday, actually, the rest of the year, we still got the iconic starfighters, rivals of the Silver Screen at the National Air Force Museum. Go ahead. Idle hour ranch public session in Troy. Yellow Cab, Tavern, paid leave, yuppie Empire Pool. That's a music thing going on, Yellow Cab. Why is that on this list? Oh, well, we'll just leave them on here. Saturday, we have...

farmers market at yellow springs green county oakwood new carlyle um we have the kettering saturday night cruise in and kettering and then we have at yellow cab american whale plus age nowhere plus midwestern mrs god like i don't even know how to read that it's just like let me just put a paragraph in the title here oh look here comes the storms do you need to go roll up not yet I think I will. I'll be back. You're fine. I'm going. All right. On Sunday, we have Paris Flea Market, Skinner Pipe, Oregon concert, the Dayton Art Institute, Vinal Vinal Sunday at the Barrel House, and Outer Soul Sundays at the spot. On Monday, we have Motel Monday at Mojo's Bar and Grill. Boogie Bingo with DJ Fish Bowl at the Red Carpet Tavern. Tuesday, Tasty Tuesday Food Truck rallies at Cloud Park and Huber. Charity Bingo at Box 21. I think Yellow Cap. progressive ukra tournament at star city brewing dayton dragons are playing the quad cities river bandits and then on wednesday we have fairborn's farmers market food truck nights in pleasant hill uh date and dragons uh already said that they're playing all week i think or part of the week thursday we have come from away the lock comedian dinner theaters kicking off their first week of six for that show uh farmers market at the dayton va Food Truck Nights at Pleasant Hill again, I guess. We have Thursday food truck at a rally in Fairborn at the Hobson Freedom Park. Riverscape Music Bingo in downtown Riverscape. Singo music bingo in Dayton. And that's it for the recurring and yellow cab. All right. We are moving on to the rest of things. What is that? Get that off here. All right. Put that there. Here we go. All right. Going back to Friday. There's not a ton of stuff this Friday looks like. Oh, I don't know. So on Friday, we got the last day. It looks like a champagne county fair. We have Miami County Fair kicking off. German Fist picnic for three days. I think, where is that at? It's at the, I think it's like the leader or something, something club. We got Bellbrook Lions Club Summerfest in Belbrook. We have the F1, 2026 experience event at the phrase pavilion. We got Dayton Taco Fest, food truck rally at the Brightside. Runaway Fest at the Dayton Wright Brothers Airport. We got Twist on Taylor. That is a Taylor Swift tribute band covering in Centerville. Let's see, Mamma Mia, interactive movie night at the historic Sydney Theater. Nick Hoff at the Funny Bone, and the rest of these are music. American Patchwork Quartet at the Leavit Pavilion. Let's see, we have Mama, no, I said that one. Big Band Concert with Dayton Jazz Orchestra of the Riverscape. Nothing but trouble. Jane's on the main. Doolahan Live in Dayton. I'm not sure where it's that exactly, but it's a Celtic American hybrid folk rock instrumentation. G. Scott Jay Jones and the Freedom Ensemble at Whisper Speak Easy. Mack McDonald Band at the Barrel. Six-string hustle at the Brick Tap and Tavern. Southern Summer Band at Good Time Charlie's. Song Sung Blue at Frays Pavilion. And Jane and the Killers.

Killer Queens and Navery at the Bright Side. On Saturday, we have quite a few things going on, a lot of the same fairs and festivals we've already mentioned. We've got the Fairborn Sweet Corn Festival kicking off. Shop for Dignity, Craft and Vendor Show in Zinia. E-Town, Shakedown, Music and Art Festival and Eaton. Taco and Nacho Fest at Hudson Landing. Then we have some... Running races, exercise. We got Greenview Rams, Athletics 5K fundraiser in Jamest. St. John the Baptist, two-miler run walk in Tip City. Everything okay? You saved? Yeah, it's getting kind of dark over here. Getting kind of dark? It hasn't hit here much, but it's getting gloomy. We have the gauntlet 5K, 10K, and 15K trail race in Fairborn. We got kitten yoga at Front Street Studios. Wasn't that a video game? The Gauntlet? Yeah. It's been a lot of things. I think it's been like a TV show. I think it has been a game. It's got a couple different things. Pretty sure it was. We got kitten yoga at Front Street Studios in Dayton. Meow. We have Nick. Don't choke on it. I'm just thinking about bringing a litter box when I go to watch it. We got my dress. I'm dressed like a furry with litter box and say. Oh, Jesus. This is my yoga attire. I'll be like, litter box is full. We got Nick Hoff at the Funny Bone. We got the Ruby Girls Live in Dayton. Then for music, we have the Doug Hart Band at James on the Main. McGuffie Lane at 11th Pavilion. American Whale and Moore at Yellow Cow Tavern. Dysomnia and more at Hidden Gym Music Club. Satin Smooth Project at the Whisper Speak Easy. Southern Thunder at the barrel. We got Zizi Top at the phrase. Is that the real? I guess so. The real Zizi Top. Oh, actually, you know what? I think I signed up to try to get to that, man. I really want to go to that, actually. Comstock load. um that's this friday or saturday comstock load at the brick tap and tavern naughty dog at the courtyard lounge and the rangers had good time charlie's and then on sunday my thing messed up here back to sunday on sunday we have cincinnati triathlon and multi-sport festival in wainsville we got the badass bulldog rescue adoption meetup I'm not sure exactly where that is. Didn't give me an address, but check it out. We've got the All-German Car Show at the Dayton-Leaderunz Turner in Dayton, Ohio. I think that's also where the German Fest picnic is, I believe. Dayton Jazz Orchestra at the Hidden Gym, Tequila Sunrise in Petty City at the Frays Pavilion, and Sweet Beats at Wright Station in Springboro. Monday, just to mind county fair still going on. Tuesday, we have Wicked the movie at Freight's Pavilion. And that's it. Wednesday, we have Kettering Block Party in Kettering. And then Jazz on the Green at the golf club at Yankee Trace. And then last, on Thursday, we have Black Panther at the Frays Pavilion. We got Chris Yakov Kik.

at the Curio Courthouse. That's the 12th to 2 in the afternoon. His name is Y-A-K-O-P-C-I-C-C. I don't know. You cop a kick. Get into the child park. Get out. That was a terrible version. Suffering suck as that. Away with your weapons. I mean, you know, harm. I could do him better than I could do Schwarzenegger. All right. Then we have the Levert experience at the Levitt Pavilion. And then last but not least, Peter Antonio, Antonio, at the funny bum. Yeah. Yeah. If nothing else, just make fun of his name. There you go. That's what I do. Hey, have you ever one of Tony? They're great. What's your favorite pizza roll? Oh, man. You got a tiger on your side? I do. Is it Tony? Tony the tiger. No, but yes. What's you got coming up this week? Let's see. There's a Sweetcorn Festival in Fairborn. Yeah, I mentioned that when you were going. Yeah, and then there's the work on stuff around the house that I never seem to get done. There you go. Actually, nothing really. I think... It might be taking a load of stuff down to the toy place to get rid of. Okay, okay. Yeah, just, I'll probably get store credit so I can buy more shit I don't need. There you go. Yeah. There you go. I really don't think we have any plans. I don't think there's anything going on for us, thankfully. Well, I am going to have a gig tomorrow at the Elks in Springboro, Spring, Springfield. And I have a haircut on Sunday. That's it. I feel like an old man. I got it on my schedule. Oh, we kick off work volleyball on Monday, so that's like 10 weeks, too. Yeah, I think it's going to rain. Yeah, probably. It's going to be mud volleyball. Mud ball, mud ball, mud ball. Yeah. All right. Yep. Got anything else? Probably start looking for a job here soon. Yeah? About that time? I don't know. I'm just getting bored. Yeah. You think you want to be retired until you go through it, right? I don't mind staying home. I really don't. I mean, there's stuff to do. Yeah. I just want to interact with more people. Yeah, you're a people person. That's why you're on this show. Yeah, yeah. If you weren't, I'd be like, give me somebody else. Yeah. Here's this lame guy that sits over here just goes, uh-huh, yep, yep, uh-huh. Occasionally he rings a bell if he can ever find it. Just have a bunch of cans in the background or random, like, noisemakers. But I did find it. Oh.

See what happens when you don't have nothing to do and you clean the house? Hey! You need to be ringing your bell at any time that you find something that... You know, that's you. Yeah. It's a real dinger. Ding ding dinger. It's a humdinger. You got anything else? I don't know. I can't think of anything. Let me look on my face, but I do have like, I have a situation, which it's kind of complicated, I guess. So I've been trying to stay in the loop on that. So I will tell you once we're all fair. a little bit of what's going on. Her tease for all those out there. Yeah, just for anyone that's listening, you know, there is some complications in my side of the family that things have happened. So this is our last podcast, everybody. No, no, nothing like that. That's fair. All right. Well, we can wrap this up. Sure. I was just looking to see what was going on in Jamie's week here. Where's the events page on Facebook? Keep your events locked in. Looks like I have nothing going on. All right. Well, thanks. We want to thank everyone for tuning in today. We hope we get some laughs, some knowledge, some insight. We are a value for value podcast. We do not charge for subscriptions or patrons or paywalls. We just give it all to you. We don't have any bonus content. We just have content. If you want to reach out to us or drop us a line, give us some feedback at greater date and podcast at gmo.com. You can also find all of our shows or tell your friends about us at greater datenpodcast.com or on all the apps that you got. That's it. We can wrap it up. Cool. All right. Well, Tammy, stay dry out there. All right. Get the painting. I'm ready. Oh, I will. I got stuff to do. I'm going to go cut out Charlie Brown here in a little bit. Oh, Charlie, what did he ever do to you? I see, it's cool because if you've seen a pitcher, he's the one where he's flying in the air and she's pulled the football way. So I'm going to get that done and prepped and put it out in the yard because... football seasons here yeah you gotta make sure you uh you go with the times you know exactly all right jamie i'll see you all right have a good one all right see you bye