Tom Shattuck: A Fear Of Snakes & Naked Truck Theft| 8.14.26 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 4

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I wonder how many pounds he had in his office. No, this is not a cocaine. This is not an associate of Marahili's. It's a fair guess. I'll say that. No, this is about allegedly... Gyping $1.6 million of COVID money to pay off his excessive debts, including three different mortgages and other loans in Lawrence. This is, it was a fair assertation by you, but in this case, no, this is about theft, alleged theft. You know, every time I hear Mayo Wu say, Boston is the safest city in America, I think of George Costanza telling Seinfeld, you know, Jerry, if you believe it, it's not a lie. It's not a lie if you believe it. Absolutely. Like, how many more shootings? How many more high-profile shootings are going to have? in Boston here and then you know they're knocking off they they broom so many you know so many cases they don't bring a lot to um they don't bring a lot you know to trial anyway you know the The default in Boston is to broom these things. This is about equity. They want the numbers to work out. Equity, equity, equity. That's the only score that there is in this city. So even though there's parts of the city that you would never go to, and there's parts of the city that we used to go to, like parts of Boston Common that you now can't go to. They're going to tell you and smile pretty at you and say it's much safer. It is not much safer. It sucks. Today's chump line is brought to you by Perfect Smiles. I know how good Perfect Smiles is because not me, Howie's been going there forever and his teeth look better than ever. Howie only goes to Perfect Smiles in New Hampshire. It is so worth the trip to tax-free New Hampshire. Visit them today at PerfectSmiles.com or call them at 603-5956699. Dr. Anthony Fauci, as a scientist, what do you think would be a more devastating eruption? Crackatoa or Tom Shattuck eating Taco Bell? On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer based upon my rights. I'll tell you. How dare you? I am gastrointestinely absolutely sound. There is no problem. I enjoy Taco Bell. There are times where my brother, Jim Chaddock, sometimes comes over, and he'll bring the entire family, like one of those cases of 50 Taco Bell tacos, and I whack out a bunch of them. My theory for Taco Bell is.

One packet of hot sauce per bite. One packet of hot sauce per bite. It is wonderful. I didn't know what Crackato was until yesterday. And I'm still not sure I believe it. You woe butide you, good sir, for using Dr. Anthony Fauci against me. When Omar was asked, how Hong could lose a 20-point lead? She said, some people did something. Yeah, Ilhan Omar about over 9-11. Isn't it funny that, you know, when Omar said some people did something about 9-11, that was like really bad then. Now candidates for Senate and other offices in the Democratic Party are allowed to love 9-11. They get elected now. You know, young people now love Bin Laden's writings. These are college students, obviously, which is why that entire institution needs to crumble. But we've come a long way since Ilhan Omar's offensive words. Just when you thought it was safe to use a porta-party Democrats release a documentary about Graham Platner called Occupied. Ooh, not bad. Graham Platner is coming back. In a few weeks, he will be headlining a Labor Day Democratic event. So Graham Platner is not done yet. Not done yet. And by the way, he might be in good company soon. With Troy Jackson, you know, having allegedly, according to at least one witness, smack the woman, they may need somebody else up there. If you've ever wondered why women don't do better in politics or upper management in business, just take a close look at the WNBA. Women don't play well with others. That is right, actually. I will say this, that in my life, dealing, that I found. that women who are managers are can be vindictive and cruel to other women in a way that guys generally aren't to other guys but i've noticed this forever especially even way back in the 90s when i was young and alive inside at hotels you know you'd get these you know cute co-eds from college who would be uh you know fresh out of the rapper and new uh working at the front desk or in housekeeping and these women who would win there who are in management were just cruel to them They hated them. There's something else at play there. But to WNBA, these people are so badly behaved, so badly behaved. They're ingrates. And, you know, this not so hidden hatred for the white talented girl is an ugly thing to see. But it's been encouraged. This is the culture of the left. They wanted this. They got it.

Rosie's TDS leaves her constantly myth, and this in spite of her useless facelift, now her latest claim is she has new fame, and that Orange Man Bad is to blame for this myth. So it's funny, Rosie O'Donnell in the 1980s was a comedian, a straight-up comedian who was pretty funny, stand-up spotlight. She was the host of Stand-Up Spotlight. I think it was on VH1, am I right? Or MTV, or, yeah, VH1, I think. And she was a normal, a seemingly normal human being. And then she got into acting, became famous, got her talk show, and she just cracked and became... crazy crazy the fire doesn't melt steel stuff having the problems with tom selling she who she jumped during an interview and also she's been just absolutely emotionally and mentally unhealthy for a long long long time and it seems like not surprisingly that uh the offspring are too this is like don't be a hyperventilating If you're a hyperventilating person because of the news cycle, then move from the news cycle, but she can't seem to stay away from it. Love me. Thank gosh it's the last day with Tom Sadsack, an anti-dino fool who suffers from gyno comastia. That pathetic man looks like Janet Mills dressed up as an unemployed shopping ball Santa. You, S-O-B, John Forbes Robert F. Kennedy Jr.. Some of that description may be accurate, but still. What horrible things are you to talk, JFK. You look like one of those, like, Killer Bees from, I don't know, the B movie or one of those Pixar films from the 2000s. You look nothing like you used to look. If people only remember him from 2004, He was Mr. Huge Chin before that and had 86 different procedures done, which never looks good. It looks so desperate. Can I appeal to people? With the exception of my friend, Howie Carr, who doesn't dye his hair, by the way, there you go. Bad hair dye jobs are just terrible. Just terrible. You know, the other stuff, don't do the John Kerry thing either. You know? I will say the perfect smiles was a good choice for Howie because his teeth look great. But that's, you know, everybody means a dentist, right? John Kerry. Hey, Tom. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez beautiful? She looks like a female marked Mark Zuckerberg. Are you bleeping kidding me? Mark Zuckerberg? Looks like Gene Wilder. She doesn't look. How could you say that? You've got the total of the wrong person. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez does not look like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Looks like the woman who was, I can't remember her name, from Mexico, the beautiful one from the early 90s, you know who I mean, she's beautiful. And she was in another movie, I can't remember. So it doesn't matter. But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a naturally beautiful woman.

She just is. That dancing video from BU was Bueno. Selma Hayek. That's what I was thinking. If Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the closest thing that Congress has to Selma Hayek, dare you. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump. today's chump line is brought to you by perfect smiles how he knows how good perfect smiles is because he's been going there forever and his teeth look better than ever he only goes to perfect smiles in new hampshire it's so worth the trip to tax-free new hampshire visit them today at perfect smiles dot com or call them at six oh three five nine five six nine nine love me thank gosh it's the last day with tom sadsack an anti-dino fool who suffers from gyno camastia that pathetic man looks like Janet Mills dressed up as an unemployed shopping ball santa that is a good point i need the help of every howie car sponsor actually there's not one sponsor that he has whose help i could not desperately need Oh, my goodness, poor me. My name is Tom Shattuck. This is The Howie Car Show. Follow Howie on X. I've got to post a link with Witty Comment. At Howie Car Show. Howie Car is back.

Wow, bad day. Bad day for progressives today. Luigi Mangione pled guilty to a couple of charges. Unfortunately, some judge knocked off the federal gun charge. It could have gotten him a death penalty, which would have been nice. So no point on that one. But it's a bad day for progressives. Luigi is going to be going away no matter what. And they love him. They love him because he's their hero because progressives are not okay. uh matt what is the poll question and what are the no no actually today's poll question here we go i'm riding the ship today's poll question is brought to you by mansey appraisers and restoration in wuburn now open his mansy marketplace in wuburn it's your go-to destination for curated consignment and estate fines located at three green street in wuburn Call Dave Manzi at 617-995-00-22. That's 617-995-00-22. Manzi Marketplace, timeless fines curated for you. Matt, what is the poll question or what are the results thus far? And you can vote in the poll question by going to howie car show.com with Luigi Mangione pleading guilty. Who will be the left's favorite heartthrob jailbird? Michael Avenatti, Luigi Mangione, or Jokar Sarnayev? Luigi Mangione, they love him. They can't let him go. Luigi has 67% of the vote. Sarniaev has 20%, and Abenati only has 12% of the vote. Yeah, well, I mean, he doesn't have tousled hair like the others do. And even though Sarniav, they wrote, the Globe wrote about him lovingly, and the Rolling Stone wrote about him lovingly, and the left loved him. it's you know that's uh six 13 years ago now it's 2013 so that's tough because you know the millennials the zolinials don't know him they're too young he just missed his time that was back in the disco era for these people they just don't know him but luigi is he's their guy he is front and center he shot somebody in the back which somehow uh in 2026 is is noble and not cowardly apparently for young people culture i don't know maybe this is i mean i don't uh play enough roll blocks i don't even know what it is but apparently that's the uh that's the deal even though he's a total total dirt bag total dirt bag Soniaev is too. I just hope he's nice and safe in prison. I wouldn't like anything to happen to Whitey Bulger happen to him. That would be terrible. Okay, let's go to Maura Healey. We have the new Heatsar. So what they do is they go to a college and they find somebody with a degree in a useless field. But as long as that person can speak woke. that person is hired and so there's a new heat sard this person's going to explain to you why it's actually not morahili's fault that we can't get any pipelines natural gas delivered by pipe and so it has to come in a boat and we'll explain to you why it's very important um that we have windmills that fall into the atlantic ocean along our coastline and why it's important that we have solar farms

that only work sometimes, of course. And these things can't really store a lot of juice and batteries, but they're going to tell you why it's your fault. You can't have gas-burning stoves anymore because why cook efficiently? And really, it's about them wanting to make you uncomfortable. This is Cut 7. This is the new heat czar. Tell me if anything here means anything here. Environmental issues at the end of the day are people issues. The more that we can have programs like environmental studies that bring our scientists and our people who are interested in finance and our people who are interested in public health, the more that we can bring them into the same spaces. Thinking about all these things together, the better will be when we're sending this next generation of policymakers, of lawyers, of business people, of educators out into the world. It sounds like the more you know, PSA campaign series. There you go. She said a whole bunch of nothing. I think the original whole bunch of nothing I have ever heard as a young man, so much so that I was stopped in my tracks and I wrote it down since the early 90s. Malcolm Jamal Warner from the Cosby Show was on a panel. And they were treating him. Maybe he wrote a book or something. I don't even know. But they were treating him like he was... Like he was smart. There were a lot of deference. Kind of the same way people treat Ibram X. Kendi, like he's some towering intellect, and of course he's not. But with Malcolm Jamal Warner, he was saying smart guy things, or at least that's what he was there pretending to do. And I remember the line he said specifically said, you know, the media is a very powerful medium, as it were. I thought, wow, that didn't mean anything. but he added as it were you know to put an exclamation point on it the media is a very powerful medium as it were yeah as it were malcolm there you go but that's as long as you speak that language i i think you've all if you've ever been to a meeting or sales marketing meeting or some kind of planning meeting or whatever where you've had to just make it out of the meeting alive and you hate being in there and you're counting the watching the clock sometimes you just have to say the words that they want to hear And just to get through the meeting, like, you know, for when I was going to those meetings, it was always something about the tipping point. And I want to make sure we're reading off the same sheet of music. And now a lot of people say, let's double click on that. And, oh, in radio, it was always, if there was a promo or marketing meeting, you'd always come up with, if I worked at RKO, at W. RKO at the time, you'd come up with, because the frequency is 680, come up with 680 something. So we're giving a highway $680 for 680 weeks. And they would love that. And then you'd live to see another day. But yeah, I think now pretty much with some few exceptions, there aren't a whole bunch of local promotions departments anymore. My goodness. What are we going to do? 844542. Police Flutter Facts Friday coming up soon, the Howie Car Show.

Live from the Burna Less Lethal Pistol Pistol Studio, it's Howie Carr. All right, it is time for a police blotter facts Friday. Me and Taylor, Taylor, how's it going? I'm great, Tom. All right. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. I already miss you. Why do we have to close up the week? We should fix, let's come back in tomorrow. One more day. Are you footing the bill for that one? I can write you a check if that's what you mean. I don't, I only take cash. Oh, forget it. I'm not available then. Okay. All right, let's hear the music here. I like to keep up on local news, like the police blotter. Whenever the laws of any state are broken, the duly authorized organization swings into action. A fax! A fax is coming through! Oh, yeah, Fax! Here's the kind of adventure you've been waiting to hear. Hard-boiled action and mystery. So stand by for trouble and suspense. Stand by for adventure.

All week long, you send in your stories. You know how it works. We ask you to send in stories from your local constabulary, you know, the cops, anything involving funny, weird crimes, animals, things of that nature. Send them to police blotter at howiecarshow.com. And at this time each week, we read in our estimation, the funniest entries and the top two entries. Get a prize this week. They will get a copy of Mass Corruption Volume 1. Good reading in preparation for Mass Corruption Volume 2 out in October, but you can pre-order now at howiecar show.com. Click Store, save $5 off when you pre-order your copy. And today's Police Blotter Fax Friday is brought to you by Collette. You can join me in Portugal. How would you like that, Tom? Have you ever been to Portugal? I have not, but I've had the food, and it's absolutely beautiful. Oh, phenomenal. Food, the drink, everything. The Portuguese do it right. So go to howiecarshow.com. Click the banner at the top. We leave May 9th. So just learn about the trip. Learn more about how you can join. It's going to be a great time. You know, Colette handles all the details. You just sign up and go. That's all you have to do. It's got to be a lot of fun. So without further ado, let's get into these police blotter facts Friday stories. These are the runners up. They do not win a prize. Why are you naked? Wisconsin officers arrest naked woman driving stolen fire vehicle. Be well.

A 36-year-old woman was arrested early Tuesday morning in Wisconsin after police found her naked behind the wheel of a stolen fire department pickup truck. Body camera footage shows officers questioning the woman identified as Emily Flair, who is driving the stolen vehicle. When asked why she was naked, Fair responded, quote, I'm supposed to be meeting someone. Oh. Naked. So, uh, I have some questions. Is there a visual aspect to this particular case, Taylor? Yeah, there is a link to the body cam footage. I have not clicked on it to view it. So I can't determine if she was really guilty or not guilty. Yeah, because this is either a fantastic moment for American civilization or possibly a horrific moment. But you know what? First of all, let's put it this way. I mean, one column, one checkmark in the positive column was that she was able to fit behind the wheel. So that's a start. Well said. Well said. Well said. And also, let's say if she was somebody, if she was your love interest, if she needs to get to you, it needs to get to you naked so urgently that she steals a car. That is called quality. Yeah, hey, you know, any way to get there? And she'll hose you down, too. Court documents reveal the incident began just before 1 a.m. when Fair was caught on video climbing into the truck at Pleasant Prairie Fire Station 3, turning on the emergency lights and driving off. Oh, she knew what she was doing. Oh, points. More points. That's great. Dispatchers soon noticed unusual radio transmissions, including one where someone said, quote, I'm hungry. You got food in there? Officers found Fair's dress in the bed of the truck before taking her into custody. Fair has been charged with operating a motor vehicle without the owner's consent. She's scheduled to undergo a competency hearing on August 26. Could face up to six years in prison or a $10,000 fine. Oh, come on. No, we broom this one, especially if Fair is Fair. There's a fire station, not a police station. I'm not sure the guys there are willing to give her a pass, if you know what I mean. Yeah, it's just a pickup truck. Yeah, points off for not taking one of the cool trucks.

All aboard. Goats seen boarding bus in Oregon. That's a New York Post headline. I had to do it. Yeah. Two goats were recently captured on surveillance video in Portland, Oregon, briefly boarding a city bus before hopping back off. The incident, see, they got a whiff of the smell in there, and the goats decided to jump off. The incident happened Tuesday morning on the morning commute. Oregon Live reported, Trimet. Portland City Bus Company posted about the predicament involving two pygmy goats. How dare they? People made 911 calls to the area about the wandering goats. In the video, the pair can be seen stepping onto the bus during a stop. The bus remains stopped as a woman inside stands up and seems to attempt to shoe them away. The operator spotted them and reopened the doors. The goats wandered back toward the shopping center near the northeast corner of the intersection where they disappeared from... Trimet's cameras. Portland, please check the area, but they don't know if the goats were ever located. There were also no additional calls about loose goats later that day. Yeah, when I respect goats, and I think we all should respect goats because they eat terrible vines and awful vegetation and Christmas trees. And so they're they're the goaded eating rubbish vegetation. And so I would give them a pass. Two, that's one of the things that would be terrible. I see in Facebook pages all the time people saying, I have a really injured badger in my yard, and I called the police. Like, imagine being a cop and having a take a report about the... You have a badger in your backyard? I don't, but I've seen it on, like, neighborhood Facebook posts, and people with sick animals or injured animals bothering the cops. So the cops has to show up and take a report. I'm like, what do you want him to do? What exactly is the protocol? So leave the goats alone. I get no problem. I'm mad that they called the cops. Don't call it. Don't we want to live in a world, Taylor, where animals feel free to just board, you know, human vessels like that? I mean, we're making buses free in New York City. And, you know, some of the people there have been equated to animals. So I don't see much of a difference. You have some animals. acting a lot less animalistic than some New Yorkers. Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, free the damn goats. Nobody can stop calling the cops, you rats. Limerick guy says, Tom, the naked woman was in search of a hose. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. All right, rolling right along here. What not to do when caught having sex in the bar's bathroom? This is in Florida. While being escorted from a bar restaurant at 1 a.m. for having sexual intercourse in a bathroom, a 19-year-old woman spit in the face of the night spot's female manager, according to police who arrested the teen for battery. Investigators say Haley Serbel was being escorted early Saturday from the premises of... She so crispy in St. Petersburg. Oh, Jesus. When the alleged expect... An actual spit take. I apologize for those watching the video. She so... S-H-I-S-O-Crispy. She-So-Crispy. Serbel, who employees confronted for having sexual intercourse in the bathroom, was being guided to the exit when she turned around and spit in the face of Kalina Conklin's 37.

The Shiso Crispy General Manager, of course. The spit was visible on the victim's face, an officer reported, and there were numerous witnesses of this. Serbel was arrested and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge, later released on $1,000 bond. Court records show that Serbel is a defendant in two pending felony criminal cases. She was separately arrested last year for auto burglary and being an accessory after the fact to an aggravated assault with a firearm. In a third matter, Serbel was accepted earlier this year into a pretrial diversion program. Doesn't seem to have done much good. Following her arrest from criminal mischief, cops charged that Serbel wearing a black mask slashed a tire of a car parked outside a resident in Port Richie. Okay, so Serbel, this is Florida, right? Yes. She's 19. Mm-hmm. Okay, well, the odds work in her favor here, Taylor, that we're going to need to use some leniency. Now, she spit in the face of the 27-year-old female manager. Correct. And that spit was visible. Yes. This is an oddly kinky. Have you seen this video before? No, it's out there? No. Am I on the wrong? Do I have the, am I, should I not be showing this much interest in this? Because I like this 19 year old so far. Okay. Okay. Yeah. My instincts were wrong. Okay. I guess that. By the way, she looks a little rough. Can I just tell you something that if she was in the men's bathroom having sex, consensual sex, with a guy, and another guy ratted her out, that guy needs to be drawn and quartered immediately. It is honor among men that if you can hook up, you hook up where you can. And by the way, is that even illegal in a bathroom? I don't even know the answer to that. Now, women will rat each other out all the time, and there shouldn't be a guy in the women's room no matter what. But there's, I want a... more indictments on this if men ratted her out when you were a doorman did you have to look the other way on things like that well they used to ask us to get hookers all the time and um i never got the hookers but we used to hold their cars up at the hotel i worked on in cambridge all the time and they were always really nice and they jump out of their jeeps or whatever and jump upstairs and come back so i we all knew what these young ladies were doing but we didn't say anything so i guess in that sense we looked the other way you didn't say anything were you paid for your silence Don't fouchy out on me here. That's, I am vouching. I have no recollection. I have no recollection of that whatsoever. Yes, you want, you can get the best prices for the products at home. One of the girls was really beautiful and supposedly was working her way, making, paying her way through Harvard. That was the word of the street. I've heard that one before, too. Uh, high school football player practiced for an hour with a snake in his helmet.

In Arkansas high school football player practiced for an hour with a venomous snake wriggling around in his helmet until his coaches discovered the serpent. Mamel High School athletic director Kirk Horton said his staff was left stunned after one of their players brought in his helmet for inspection during the middle of practice, only for them to find a two-foot-long cotton-mouth snake inside. The venomous snake had apparently found its way underneath the helmet's padding, staying hidden from view until the student began noticing the strange feeling in the headpiece during practice. The school staff was able to secure the helmet inside a tote bag before the mammal animal services arrived to take custody of the animal. Shocking images show how the agency was able to safely submerge the helmet in a sink to coax the serpent into coming out and capturing it. They noted that... Behind the rattlesnake, the cotton mouth is the second most venomous snake in Arkansas, with the snake preferring to take shelter in dark, protected spaces. Yeah, this is, first of all, this is what you need to do. You need to have everybody move out from that area and from the six surrounding towns, and then you bring in B-52s and you carpet bomb that entire click until it is nothing but a divot. Not a snake guy. What scares you more? Snakes or spiders? I snakes do I am dispatched to kill spiders in my house all the time it's funny my daughter my wife say I can't just like capture it and release it they want it dead so I kill him and I kill him I just whatever it's fine I have never to be honest I've never even touched a garter snake my kids do I am no point oh with snakes really yeah man I don't like that I don't like them I don't like that I'll kill a spider I'm not enthralled by the thought of a spider crawling on me Or finding one in my car. I'm not going to wig out over it, but I'm just, you know, kind of get the shivers. Snakes, snakes I can deal with. I once had to wrangle an eight-foot rat snake. No! Yeah. What, eight-foot what snake? Rat snake. Oh! Jesus, I'm feeling comfortable even talking about that. That's terrible, man. My uncle was petrified of it. I had to go out and, it was blocking the road to a job site, so I, you know, just picked it up and threw it away. That shows a level of instability. No, you're Robert F. Kennedy Jr.. There's some of that in you. You know, hey. Do we have to go? We just won't rocking. No, we're going to take a break and we'll come back with the winners. All right. Stay with us. This is the Howie Car Show. Missed today's show? Catch the stories everyone's talking about. Listen anytime, anywhere. Subscribe to the Howie Car Radio Network wherever you get your podcasts. Howie Car is back.

all right we continue on with please water facts friday taylor and tom tom and taylor tom and taylor top three right Top three. No, these are the top two stories. Okay. These are the winners. Machete, machete versus hatchet face off escalated quickly. In a face off straight out of the news, Team Rumble seen an anchor man, a machete carrying man faced off against a hatchet wielding opponent in the parking lot of a public supermarket. Would you rather be a machete carrying man or a hatchet wielding opponent? hatchet wielding. Yeah, I think so. You can chuck it if you need to. Exactly. As detailed in a criminal complaint, cops responded Tuesday to the Panama City business and found the duo each suffering from lacerations to their hands. Everett Crickbaum, 52, was in his car when James Gay, 35, drove up and stopped near him. After a verbal altercation, Gay exited his vehicle and approached Crickbaum in an aggressive manner. Matters escalated quickly. Gay then returned to his ride cops charge and retrieved a machete and struck Crickbaum in the face with a sheathed weapon. Crickbond told police that he initially brandished a hatchet in an attempt to deter Gay. During the 4.30 p.m. struggle over both weapons of the men each sustained hand injuries. Crickbaum police reported said that Gay struck him in the head, rendering him unconscious. They were both arrested. Nothing good happens when Crickbaum and Gay get together. That's what I would say. It's a general rule. And this one... I think you and I are going to be in the same team on this one. Arizona teen charged for relentlessly targeting ex-girlfriend with dodge balls during gym class.

Abel Shipper claimed he never meant to hurt his classmate when he and his friends hurled dodge balls at the girl during warm-ups for the class at Meyer High School about an hour outside of Phoenix in December 2025. He told AZ family on Wednesday, I didn't think a dodge ball would hurt. And these are small ones, too, so you can squeeze them. They're like they compress and stuff. A social worker who had contacted the Yavapai County Sheriff's Office just days before the alleged attack on the girl claimed the boys had relentlessly assaulted her with dodge balls when she came out of the bathroom. The girl was allegedly hospitalized with serious bruising on her upper right rib cage and lower right abdomen. Shipper and the other boys told police that the dodge ball warm up was already underway when they targeted the girl and were adamant it wasn't malicious. Shipper admitted to the outlet that he threw a dodge ball at his ex-girlfriend and hit her while another boy missed and a third also hit her. Obviously, I'm going to have to target somebody for dodgeball. It's dodgeball, the 13-year-old said. You have to choose somebody, throw the ball, then try to get them out. Correct. The teen's mother told AZ family she had no idea police had interviewed her son at school over the incident, only finding out months later when a letter from the Yavapai County Juvenile Justice Center arrived informing her that Abel had been charged with misdemeanor assault. She says it's ridiculous. If you can dodge a wrench, Taylor, can dodge a ball. Boys, thank you so much. Howie's back next week, everybody. Great week. Appreciate it.