Hour 4 of NMN, More on Fauci + The Hand-Off

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So, Joan, I don't have a TV in here. So can you tell me what exactly is happening in the Anthony Fauci testimonies? He's still pleading the fifth. I've got, by the way, some audio that I'm going to play from Rand Paul. But are they still, you know, pleading the fifth or what are they doing? That's literally all they're doing. Listen to this. And my decades-long record of cooperating with Congress. Under the advice of my attorneys, I will invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution to refrain from answering your questions. Thank you. And that was it. Every question that they ask him at this point, he just repeats the same thing. Is anybody saying you're welcome? I don't think, anybody. I don't think Rand Paul is going to say you're welcome. This is what Rand Paul, oh, go ahead. Yeah, there was one kind of a funny moment. Rand Paul asked him, do you have a folder in front of you? Committee, why you chose to fund this dangerous research in China. On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer. Okay, so goes on here. Based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution. Right. In the red folder on your table is a copy of Section 192 of Title II of the U.S. Code. Your counsel has been provided a copy as well. That section makes it a crime for a witness appearing under subpoena to refuse to answer any questions pertinent to the question under inquiry. Do you have that in front of you? Here we go. On the advice of counsel, I respectfully declined to answer based upon my rights under the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution. Let the record record that the witness has refused to answer whether there's a folder in front of him based on his Fifth Amendment right. I love it. I love it. Yes. Well, okay, so we've got some audio here, and I... I'm assuming there's no cursing. You might want to curse at the audio and video when you hear it, but I'm assuming that no one is is actually cursing in the hallowed halls of Congress. This is Rand Paul, got video here, Rand Paul, and I believe this may be his opening statement. Admit that the risk of this dangerous research exceeded any possible benefits. Ask forgiveness. and pledged to help our government devise safeguards so a man-made epidemic never happens again. Instead of an apology, you have for years avoided responsibility. Regarding the lockdowns, you argue that you did not personally issue every lockdown order, close every school, or impose every mandate. But officials across the country invoked your authority to justify these decisions. And you presented your recommendations, not as judgments open to debate, but as dictates of science itself. Your own words demonstrate that you understood the influence you exercised. On March 14th, 2020, you wrote that the task force recommendations were driven by me, yourself, Deb, and CDC. The next day you wrote that you had convinced Mayor Bill de Blasio to close the New York City schools. Yep. So you were involved.

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That same night, Governor Gavin Newsom's chief of staff told you that the governor had decided to close California schools, bars, and restaurants after watching you on television. Presidents, governors, mayors, school boards, corporations, and Congress all bear responsibility for the decisions they made. The COVID lockdown, however, could never have been inflicted without you aiding and abetting the crime. I wonder if... If Anthony Fauci, in the past, has he tried to evade responsibility for the lockdowns and all that? Because he seemed pretty proud of it way back when. He seemed incredibly proud of that. And he wrote it in the diaries. Oh, do you know what I wonder? Is anybody, hey, Joan, is anybody asking, and I know you're trying to monitor two things at once, is anybody asking Anthony Fauci about like the really girly stuff in his diaries? Are they keeping it focused on the COVID stuff as opposed to, you know, why were you fan-girling over Barbara Streisand? Is anybody asking him anything about that? So far, nothing that I can tell. Like, I keep going back. there's online audio available and the television. So I'm watching both. But I'm not hearing anything like really personal like that. Yet it's still very rampal using very scientific terms about what they were doing at the Wuhan lab. And, you know, if they did this and they did this, then it could potentially create this. And did that happen. And of course. you know, Anthony Fauci just takes the fifth. And I think that I think probably the personal humiliation of nerding out about or fan-girling out about being able to talk to Barbara Streisound. And some of the other things that he, that he said, I think, you know, the personal humiliation is enough. But here's one of the questions that I would ask. Somebody in the gallery right now is trying to make a scene. I think it's his attorney. But pot it up. You guys have TV? I don't. It's as a team. We'll hold off. But you will respect these proceedings. You were told not to sit at the table. You insist on sitting at the table. And we told you you would not be recognized. You are not invited here for testimony, sir. You are being disruptive. Would you behave this way in a courtroom? No, because the judge would put you in jail. I can't do that today, but I can have you escorted from the premises. So I would say, sir, sit quietly and don't say another word. I said sit quietly, you are not recognized. Another word and you're gone. Kick him out. Kick him out. Come on. Come on. Go ahead. Mr. Chairman, I'd like to hear what the attorney has to say.

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The Democrat is not recognized by the committee or the chair. If he speaks again, he will be removed from the room. This testimony is from Anthony Fauci. This is not a game with his lawyers. He can advise. His lawyers can give him advice. He's got a half dozen here. They are all allowed to talk to him. Yes. All right? But the attorneys are not recognized. In fact, the attorney was told not to sit at the table, and he's not obeying that recommendation. There's a row behind you, sir. That's where you were told to sit, and you're not. And now you're disrupting the proceedings. And so, look, this is the way Anthony Fauci wants to be remembered. For a lawyer not listening to the rules, that's the way you want to be remembered, and that's what you're going to do. You are not recognized, sir. Security, please, remit in from the room. He just said, would you allow me to make a short statement? That's what's getting him kicked out. People are applauding. Yes. And now he's being escorted out by the officers of the court. Don't let the door hit your arse on the way out. All right. Good. Yeah. I don't think Anthony Fauci will actually be remembered for his lawyer, not listening. I think he'll be remembered for a lot more. One of the things that I was going to say before his lawyer rudely interrupted not only the proceedings there, but also yours truly, I think one of the things... That is a legit question is you were enjoying the adulation of Hollywood and the media and all of the media attention and the hits and, you know, being interviewed. And remember the Anthony Fauci 5 where he was one Sunday. He was on every single weekend show on the networks and so forth. He was so enamored with himself and all of the publicity that he was getting and the attention that he was getting. And is it possible, perhaps, that some of the recommendations and the decisions that he was making were designed to get him more media attention? I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if he did because he was intentionally doing everything that he could to get on TV. To try to score another Anthony Fauci 5, a Sunday where he could be on all of the big Sunday talk shows because people like Anthony Fauci, that's what they're, that's what they get excited about. There is one more, and I want to play this real quick. This is Rand Paul. And it's only 28 seconds long. And he's talking about Anthony Fauci pleading the fifth. A pardon may protect a person from criminal prosecution doesn't rewrite history. It does not erase documents. It does not convert a misleading statement into a truthful one. And it does not prevent Congress from establishing what happened. It is secrecy that destroys trust. It is arrogance that destroys trust. It is censorship that destroys trust.

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And it is the refusal to admit error that destroys trust. That loss of trust may be your most damaging legacy. There you go. And Rand Paul is right. There are Democrats, by the way, in this as well, Joan and Sam. And Gary Peters, I don't know where he's from. Michigan. Michigan. So Gary Peters out of Michigan, he's a senator, I assume? Yep. Okay. He is apparently trying to blame somehow Donald Trump. Yeah. I don't understand how he would, and I don't know if Joan has that audio, but how would he, why is he trying to, well, he's a Democrat, so that's what he's going to do. He's going to try to blame Donald Trump. Well, he's trying to obfuscate. So earlier at opening statements, he wanted to blame Donald Trump for the lack of preparedness and the lack of preventative measures when it came to the COVID-19 pandemic. And now in this closing statements, he's talking about how. We've had measle outbreaks in the country, and a thousand people have died from Ebola in Africa. And it's like none of that has anything to do with what the committee is meeting about today. And in fact, I think I figured out exactly what Rand Paul was trying to do, knowing that Anthony Fauci would plead the fifth of some of these things. Because as you pointed out in that clip, that clip or another one, it does make it a crime to not answer questions before a congressional committee. then what they can do under 18 USC 6,05, you can request a federal court order to grant a witness use immunity. So basically, you would be trading the information of what you could charge him criminally with based on perjury or whatever to be able to charge him with contempt of, technically it would be contempt of Congress. Yeah. But it would be a criminal contempt order that would still result in some kind of. you know, criminal charge and maybe even some jail time. But it's kind of a which... Steve has a really good question. Does, do they even need to answer questions? Does Anthony Fauci even need to answer questions? Or do they even need to ask questions if his diary proves that he perjured himself? Well, in other words, if he... Compare dates and times and scenarios? So the problem becomes any perjury that would have been committed would have been from previous testimony that falls in that window of the Biden auto pen pardon. So even if the diary would technically prove perjury, they couldn't charge him with it because it falls under that window of immunity of when he gave that testimony. unfortunately, which is part of the purpose of today was to see if he would answer questions and perjure himself today, July 29th of 2026, that does not fall under that pardon window because that expired January 25th of 2025. Yep. So it's, we might get something out of it with this criminal contempt order because it, your Fifth Amendment right specifically is to protect you from self-incrimination. And the idea around it is when you either speak to the cops or when you testify on your own behalf in a criminal proceeding at trial. Those are the two times that you're really supposed to bring it up. What are people saying is...

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far as the supertext line, not the supertext line, but the YouTube chat. And I think the question was, do you think that Anthony Fauci will actually serve in a jail time, perjure himself, whatever? How did we word it? And what are people saying? Do you believe Anthony Fauci will go to prison for, I should have put any length of time? But people are saying no, 91% no. They're not going to get them on anything. I think this is very... interesting way that Rand Paul approached it. There's very strict requirements for it to be a valid Fifth Amendment claim in the first place, which means if you're claiming the Fifth that there's a real risk of criminal prosecution behind those answers, and those answers must pose a genuine, substantial hazard of criminal liability, not an imaginary or trivial risk. So it's more social perception to people who actually understand how that works, that he didn't answer any questions, even if there was a folder in front of him. Right. This is part of Anthony Fauci's opening comments. I got video here. Over 200 times over those 38 years. During and after the COVID pandemic, I have appeared multiple times for hearings in the Senate and the House, usually under oath and sat for several days-long transcribed sworn interviews. answering questions about the very issues that are now the subject of this hearing. You know, it's odd. So if you're watching on Super Talk TV, Laura Ingram is sitting right behind him, just shooting darts at the back of his head. Yes. You notice that, Joan? Yeah. And, you know, I mean, she's got a front row seat as she should. However. Given Senator Paul's obvious obsession with calling for my prosecution, his repeated slanderous comments about me, and recently his publicly releasing my unredacted personal diary aimed at embarrassing and intimidating me, the only conclusion I can reach is that the sole reason He is calling me before this committee is to get me to say something, anything that could vindicate his repeated public pledges that I end up in his words, quote, behind bars, unquote. Any reasonable person who has followed his unhinged obsession with me would readily come to the same conclusion. Therefore, although it pains me to do so, because... All right, so there you go. So basically the bottom line is here's what's going to happen. The Democrats are going to defend him, blame Donald Trump. The Republicans are going to lay into him. Rand Paul is going to go after him big time. Everybody's going to get there five minutes of, you know, yelling at Dr. Anthony Fauci. He will then turn around and plead the fifth on every single question. Basically, I think that I've got that down. Is that what's going to happen, Sam? That's exactly what's going to happen. There's going to be nothing. So these will be essentially statements from all of the senators. Gary Peters, you just.

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talked about, went on and ran about, you know, this committee used to be nonpartisan. We used to solve problems. Now we're doing this. There's already been enough. I think he said there have been 22 committee meetings about the COVID crisis. And they're, you know, we don't need anymore. Why should we continue exploring what happened? He also said, Gary Peters also said, you know, this is going to. create a situation where future scientific leaders are not going to want to take any positions within the government because Dr. Anthony Fauci has gotten death threats. Well, P.S., our president has been shot at. Right. You know, I think Anthony Fauci is living, breathing, walking and doing okay. It's just insane like where these people go. And that right now, Ron Johnson is speaking. He's the Republican from Wisconsin. And he said something to the effect of, I understand why you're pleading the fifth. I understand why you want to make sure that you don't say anything that's incriminating. He's got a chart behind him while he's questioning him of all of the different medications and the adverse reactions that people experience during a 68-month window. And then the deaths that came from that. And at the very bottom in big, bold, red numbers are the COVID vaccines. Yeah. And now he's running through all of the diseases people got from them and the lifetime afflictions of things, Bell's palsy that hasn't gone away, stuff like that. The heart ailments. I mean, we've... The heart ailments for males. Oh, my goodness. The young males died suddenly. Remember that whole thing? I think it's still going on. From my recollection, there were literal soccer players in their 20s around the world. Just in the middle of a match, their heart was given out. 8403, how did they get his diary? So basically what happened is you have... What was her name? The former DNI Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi Gabbard. So Tulsi Gabbard, he put it on government servers. I guess he must have typed it out, and he had his little diary on his computer, and they found it. And so Tulsi Gabbard either released it to Rand Paul or somehow it got into the hands of Rand Paul, and he released it. It looks like he's about to cry. Anthony Fauci? Yeah. Is he talking? No, no. He's sitting there listening to Senator Johnson from Wisconsin go over all of these adverse reactions and stuff. And the people that I think he's even named a few people that are living with permanent lifetime diseases as a result of this. And he looks like he's on the verge of tears. All right. Well, you know what? He should be. Chris, you're having a better day than Anthony Fauci? I think so. I mean, he's literally... You know, actually, I plead the fifth. Do you plead the fifth? I plead the fifth. You heard enough of that today.

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It's a plead the fifth Wednesday on Nashville's morning news. I'll tell you what. Time zones are hard. So I saw it was starting at 8.30. I was like, all right, cool. So it'll be like 30 minutes into my show, be able to carry this thing live. And I was like, oh, wrong way. I went the wrong way on my clock. It was 7.30 it started. Yes. I don't think they started on time, though. At least for me, a one-hour time change messes me up more than like a three-hour time change. Does it really? It's very confusing. Well. Are you then a fan of the whole, I don't even get the time difference thing. Like what are they trying to, I don't pay attention to it. I don't even think I talked about it on the air. What are they trying to do with the whole time difference thing where they want to make us standard daylight savings like all the time? Is that what they're trying to do? It would be this time all the time. It would be this time all the time? That's what I heard, right? I'm a fan of Fallback. I like Fall Back. I like Fall Back. I'm a dark kind of individual. Yeah. I mean. Moody, you know, you're brooding. Brooding is a great way to look at. I'm a, Joan, I'm a brooder. Would you admit, Joan, that I'm a brooder? I think that that's appropriate. Yes. All right, thanks, John. Thanks, Joan. Thanks, Joan. Welcome. Joan's got a brooding, though, too, at times. So, Joan, would you like us to stay in, hey, June called. They like their topic back. Joan, would you like to stay in daylight savings time all the time? You know what? I'm indifferent to this. Like, it doesn't. Okay, for you and me, getting up in the morning and going to work, do we really care? No, the only people that benefits are the Amish. And I don't know if you listened to my show yesterday, but we have a firm anti-Omish stance on the Chris Hand Show moving forward. How could you, Chris? They're beatniks. Beatniks? Dead beats. What are you talking about? They don't pull their own weight. I really had a revelation yesterday with, we had to call her Miss Bonnie. Okay. Miss Bonnie called in. She had an issue with Matt Murphy, of course. Of course. Of course. What was Bonnie's problem? Of course. Well, everybody loves Matt Murphy except for the Amish, apparently. I always have a bank of calls that are trying to air their grievances with Matt Murphy. Really? Yep. And Miss Bonnie, she was very upset that Matt had cut her off. And she knew that the Chris Hand Show was a safe space. So we weren't going to cut her off. We were going to let her say whatever controversial take she had. And apparently Matt Murphy is a friend of the Amish or something. And he wasn't going to let that slide on his show.

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So the Amish are depositing $7,000 in his account every time he says something positive. Is that what it is? So I get 9,000 just so he wasn't. He wasn't going to let that slide. Right. You know, the checks would dry up. So she had to call into the Chris Hand Show. And we quickly became very anti-Omish. Okay. Yep. Well, I like the Amish. Not a fan. Why? Why? Miss Bonnie sold me. Listen, these people, they do not rely on government anything. What do you mean these people? These people, these Amish people. They're handy. They make wonderful food. Oh, my goodness. Joan, you can say whatever you want. They can't hear you. Well, Murphy called in to defend himself. He said there's only, there's two groups of people that you can make fun of on the radio with impunity. It's the Amish and the deaf. Oh, man. Well, you can also make fun of white people because nobody's going to, you know, complain about that. True. So there is that. Oh, did you hear what I did? You play that again. Oh. Do you know what that is? That's like you have the old man grunts when you're moving. You know the dad grunts that you get? No, no, no. So that. I don't know what happened, but I left my mic on and got up to go to the bathroom. And, oh, that's what I, that's what happened. That sounds like that one joint that knows when a storm is coming. Oh. You know what? Did you like do something different to that? No, dude. I didn't normalize the audio. I didn't do anything other than clip it and rename it as the Dan groan. Amy, is that what I listen, what I sound like when I'm getting up? Oh. From the chair at home. Or the toilet. Okay, nobody's there when I'm getting up off the toilet. Although that's apparently where this show and Sam's career is going to go if it keeps that up. Matt Murphy's texting in. Oh, yeah? What did he say? He's got some revisionist history on why he had to cut Miss Bonnie off. Have them call up. He said... He said that it was because Miss Bonnie said Donald Trump is richarding around. Oh. But I think that the... Wait, was Bonnie Amish? She could have been Amish. I think she was saying that... So what does this have to do with Amish people? Trump was richarding around and needed to do something about the Amish problem. But what does that have to do with Amish people? I forgot about all the Amish gangs that are out there looting. They are. I don't understand what this has to do with Amish people, though. Like, why are you anti-Omish? If Bonnie said that Donald Trump is richarding around, well, then what does that have to do with you hating Amish people? I think it's just fun. I don't think it's fun. Oh, okay. So you just like to hate on people. Okay. Do you know what I heard, though? Dude, here's a problem, though. I heard the Amish people are pro Monty Fritz. Oh. So I don't know what you're going to do now. I love the Amish. Exactly. I take back everything I said. I had John Rose on yesterday. How'd that go? He just was like, don't vote for Monty Fritz. Whatever you do.

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Oh, wait, there's Murphy Show. To be fair, I like John. I like John a lot. He knew that he was coming in with some hard questions, and he came in anyway. All right, so let's see here. Hey, Matt. What's your issue with the Amish? So what's the problem with the Amish? I'm so confused. Dan, you're the only one confused as to what Chris is doing to you right now. But, I mean, everybody else is pretty crystal clear. Okay, what is he doing to me? He's trolling you, Dan. No, I take offense to that. Dan is my friend, my mentor. I look up to this guy and you think that I would, you think I would troll him? I hate the idea that Bonnie curses on my radio show, and it drives a wedge between the brotherhood that Chris Hand and Matt Murphy has forged these many years on his radio station, in friendship. But I got to tell you, Dan. Bonnie was speaking truth to power, and Matt didn't want to let it happen. Dan, these homage people are just a pawn in this wicked game that hand is spinning before you today. Hey, Joan, do you understand what's happening? Like, I am so confused. Do you know what a men coda is? The what? A men coda? No. Matt might know this. Mencota? Yeah, it's a brand of trolling motors, and you just got steamrolled, brother. Here's the deal, Dan, here's the deal. Chris Hand is using these poor, poor Amish people to warp the minds of the audience between 9 and noon. And, you know, I'm not going to stand for it anymore. We're going to hash this out on mostly peaceful, which here's this Saturday morning at 7 a.m. on all of your podcast platform. Dude, it's like 6 a.m. We release it at six, not seven. Dan, I don't get that doesn't mean that doesn't make it any less available at 7 a.m. Thank you, Chris. You know what? I think I am getting trolled to this segment. You know what? No matter how deep this wound might cut me, Chris, you still have my back when it comes to Dan. Thank you. I value truth at the end of the day above everything else. And here's the thing. Bonnie was saying the quiet part out loud when it came to the Amish and Matt didn't want to hear it. Yes. Bonnie was saying that Donald Trump was bleeping around. I dumped her, and she called Chris to get mad about the fact that I dumped her, Dan. In the context of that call, Bonnie unleashed an emotional tirade against these poor, poor Amish people, which I've never quite liked, but I was forced to defend. So there you have it, Dan. That explains it all for you. You don't like the Amish people?

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I've always believed that the Amish people are easy targets, Dan, because they don't have radios and they don't listen to you on the radio. That's what I said. Okay, very good. That's what I've been saying for 25 years, Dan. You just said it today. Okay, here's it. I've decided out of protest because I'm being picked on by both Chris and Matt. I'm not going to show up for the podcast. We're not picking on you, Dan. We're trying to explain how deep this Amish conspiracy goes. You've seen Amish Mafia on TLC. Sure. Dan, I think it's beyond all of us, and I'm a little bit nervous that we're publicly talking about it right now. Because if Word gets back to those folks, if somebody clops down the dusty trail and tells these Amish people in Summertime that we're talking about them on the radio, all hell to pay my friends. Okay, I want to make sure that people know that not only do I have the utmost respect for the Amish. I used to watch that vanilla ice show that he did with the Amish. That's how much of a fan I am of the Amish. I smell fear on Dan Mandis. If you hear that clip clob coming, keep your head on a swivel. You know what? It's funny. You guys are talking about this. I'm... I'm picturing like a horror movie where you're like alone at night and you hear the clip-clopping coming down the road. Jebediah, get thine wooden mallet. We must haste to demand this household. Elon Musk said he was going to do an AI, The Odyssey, but what we really need is an AI version of that, the Amish Revenge. I don't think you got a shot, Dan. I don't know why you're so anti-Omish, Dan. I don't know why you're so anti-Omish, Dan, clearly the Amish people aren't taking it that way, based on the reactions that Chris and I are getting. This is bad for you. The amount of texts we would be getting right now if they had cell phones. There's going to be a bunch of angry carrier pigeons. So Mike says Bonnie wants the Amish deported because they allegedly don't pay taxes? Yep. That's what she said. Bonnie is of the misguided opinion that they don't pay taxes because most of the Amish people as they begin their working lives work on their family farms and so they're not required to pay Social Security or payroll taxes for that. So that is what Bonnie was so. 70.30 says you're so easy to Richard with, Dan. Whoa. There you go. Okay. Hey, Matt. Have you ever accidentally left the microphone on and done that?

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Was that one, you know, when I first heard that a few minutes ago, my, I mean, was that, were you letting one go, Dan? No, I was getting up. I was, I went to a, okay. I had to go to the bathroom. Can we listen to it one more time with that in mind, though? Can we just listen to it with that in mind? Oh. Thank you for turning the volume up, Sam. So, no. Just making sure. There was not a speaker behind it. Everyone heard it. I accidentally left my microphone on when I was getting out of the chair to go down the hall, and I made the old man sound what I did. And you ever do that, Matt? Tell me you've done that before, so I don't feel like such a foo. You know, I probably have left my microphone on in the past, but my executive producer, Young Jackson Williams in the afternoons, he and I have the type of relationship that he's got my back and he turns it off for me. Yeah. I see the bus, Matt. I see it. Thank you. I've got the kind of producer that not only does not have my back, but he actually gets the audio, isolates the audio, and then plays it incessantly on the air. And then just so people can hear it, turns it up about 4 dB. That's the kind of producer that I have. You know, here's the big question. Is it better for you to just accept the fact that you're that old, that you make that sound? Or might it be better just to make the excuse that you were, you know, you had a little, you're breaking a little wind and, you know. He did say he was headed down the hall. We know it down the hall. Why do we always go to the bathroom humor? By the way, I was standing, not sitting. Moving right along.

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By the way, we do have requests now. Can you play the Joan growl? Just one more to the rar. Gras. There it is. There it is. You know, it's not a complete day unless we hear the Joan wharer or whatever that is. Hey, Matt, you got anything exciting going on on the Matt Murphy Show later today? Well, apparently we're going to dig a little bit deeper into this huge Amish conspiracy. I have to begin the research right now to fight back against the hand to cabal. I've got to fight back between, I mean, you know, I've only got four hours to combat what Chris Hand is going to do between 9 and noon today. I got to get to work on it. I agree with TB on the text line. He says, we get enough Matt Murphy from 3 to 7. Can we get a restraining order on him for the rest of the day's shows? No, I love him. Hey, blame the man behind the microphone that's Vladimir Putin in the chair because he's the one that told me to call. Just so we're clear, I'm not Vladimir Putin in the chair. Which should be good news to you, Matt, and to you, Chris. That's exactly right. Yes. Dan Sullivan been anti-Pooten for years. It's exactly right. All right, I think we're done. Thankfully. Bye. Bye, Matt. Bye, everybody. Bye. Bye. Matt Murphy, ladies and gentlemen. At least Matt explained to me what the whole thing was, because he said you were like trolling me, but I didn't understand. I don't think that was an actual troll. I think it was just you not letting me in on the whole bit. $7,000 from the Amish has been deposited into Matt Murphy's account. Trevor says, sounds like constipation, Dan. Go to White Castle. True. No, when I want constipation. No, the opposite of constipation is going to. You turned to Taylor Farms. Well, yeah, we go to Taco Bell for the anti-constipation, right? You've constipated, nothing's coming out, right? We drove by the Taylor Farms in Smirna the other day with Virginia. Oh, did you? And we had all the kids in the car, and she pointed out the window, and she said, look, kids, it's the diarrhea factory. Behave, and we're going to go eat some lettuce. All right, very good. All right, well, thank you, everyone. This has been an outstanding segment, as always. Said no one ever. You're welcome. Randy agreed. He said, wow, this is riveting radio. Oh. Also, somebody said that the producers are the real stars of WTN. You know what? I love, I, you know what, I will tell you, I think that, you know, Jackson does a great job in the afternoon. What? You've met Gabe, too, right? My new producer? Oh, Gabe. Gabe does a great job. Mason, of course, has been promoted to bigger and better things. You know, if I injure myself. Bell's been doing it for years. Wow, here we go. Murphy, Joan, and Ken are the only ones I can stand for more than a few minutes. I think that's funny. Don't you think that's funny, Dan? That's hilarious. Yeah. Aha. Joan, what's coming up? You know, 5413?

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Same here. All right, go ahead.