Beasman knows Larry Minner done cursed his beloved Boston Red Sucks team

Wait a bit. Speaking of troublemakers, I can't seem to get away from this guy. That's him. Yeah, we're hip-hopping here, Bees, when you like that? I ain't going to lie, Larry Minter. I was real sad when I heard you come back on electric radio today. You was like herpes. You just won't go away. No, I won't. That's your new name, Earpies Larry. Thank you. You went on vacation instead of retiring, so now we've got to hear about your travels. Boring! I didn't say anything about it. Go on and yammer about your Boston Red Sucks and lie about how the whole country loves the Lozerville Cardinal Convex. Because everybody complimented your Ulus male hat on vacation. up there in Hippie Land, Maine. Yeah, that's it. What a pack of lies. As soon as you left Ben Gay Park in Boston, they started a three-game losing streak, you bad luck charm. Yeah, that's true. You put the Larry Menter's always a fraud curse on Boston, so now they suck. The Boston Red sucks. Oh, I love it. The Larry Menter stink is on them Boston boys, so they're big-time glory. season is deader than Ted Williams' frozen head. That's graphic. We all know what you was really doing up there. He was up there in Maine helping Matt Bevin hide from Johnny Law. That makes you an accomplice. Herpes Larry should be thrown in jail right now for helping hide deadbeat dad Matt Bevin and Mitch the Stitch Mitch McConnell from the authority. I did not see Bevin. can finally wise up and fire your line, criminal hiding Mitch apologize that you lost spell cardinal bootlicking face before football season starts, so as good and classy Kentucky Wildcats can be done with herpes, Larry, at long last. Yeah. Fire Larry Minter, fire Larry Minter. Okay. Put Matt Jay Jones on W.H&S in the afternoon, while Larry Minter is put to pasture for good. Fire, Larry, fire herpes. Larry, because they won't go away. No, I won't. It's time for football to start, and Eulis Males start running back refuses to practice. No, he practiced. Another cardinal bum making sure y'all is terrible again. They probably ain't going to put Loserville on TV, just like your basketball team, hiding in the Bahamas, because y'all suck and don't want nobody to see it. That's not true. The Wildcats is supposed to be better, but we got a Ula Speller in charge, so I don't know. Even Matt Jay Jones knows U.S.K. football ain't as good as advertised. He acts like they're going to be great to keep the Big Blue Nation hopeful, but I hear tell him and the KSR boys is all betting on UAK going three and nine this year. I think it's safe. It's going to be a bad football season again in Big Blue. country. Oh, too bad. So please, God, make Yula's Mel suck too. So them saggy pants rap music, booths for breakfast, making babies out of it lock, God, hating, GED, D, flucking, carjack, and street, shooting, drug dealing, cross-side illiterate, Luserville fans, can't tease us good and classy cat fans. Oh, we will. A warning to Mark Pope, you better make sure you a gay basketball is good enough to beat Yule's mail, or there's going to be riots in the streets.

Hurt people, hurt people, and we're going to put a hurt on everybody if Yulasville sweeps us again. There won't be enough bridges to jump off of if Luserville dominates Kentucky again. They will. Wake up, Wildcats. Us you okay fans want to be the obnoxious rednecks that we used to be, but y'all got to beat Luserville for us to do it. Let's go, cats, let's go blue. Well, that was rather candid. Well, that was rather candid. The best of friends insisting that the world keeps turning on.