Dumb Stuff You Need to Know!

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Now it's time for dumb stuff you need to know before eight. This is so good I can't hardly stand myself. There's a steakhouse in Florida that is now offering a once a month experience where you dine nude. Dumb stuff. No, no, no, no. We stay here. That's why I was excited. We stay here in this one. $250 for men, $150 for women, $300 for couples. Huh. If you, it's a steakhouse. And you're signing up, you're not, here's the deal. You're not going by accident. You're not going to go, hey, I'm coming. Hey, how long's the wait? And then you realize everybody talking to you is, don't have no clothes on. No, you're making an appointment for this. It's called the Class Suarez Steakhouse that they started doing this on the first Monday of every month. Okay, to each his own. 20 to 30 seats in this restaurant. It's not a giant place. Grown folks can do whatever consenting grown folks want to do. But I will tell you this. I can't see myself eating dinner with nude parts in my face. Yeah. I also feel like this. The chef and owner, Mr. Ali, said he came up with the concept as a way to attract new business, generate some buzz. When you come in... When you come in, you do feel more comfortable when you're not wearing clothes. I would disagree. What about spillage? What about spilling? There's things that could hurt you. You could hurt. So anyway, that's one of the dumb things. Go ahead. Dumb stuff, you need to know before eight. There's a new museum that you go to that is just for your nose. It's devoted entirely, this is in Paris, to smells. Visitors sniff everything from perfumes to unusual historical scents. So you are specifically going in to smell things? Nope. Okay? Does that go with the first story at all? Don't know. No. Don't know. Go ahead. Dome stuff, you need to know before eight. Flooding in China has been so bad recently. Hundreds of these have been released into nearby neighborhoods. Snakes. Hundreds of snakes are now free and loose because of flooding in China in your neighborhood. Now, you know, it's rare for me anyway. They've released snakes? No, no, no. They got out because of the flooding. So in their natural habitat, the waters came and took them all away. Now they're in your backyard. In your backyard hanging out and there's a bunch of snakes. All right, go ahead. Dump stuff you need to know before. That wasn't dead dump. That was just weird. Researchers are continuing to investigate reports of a specific hallucinatory mushroom, a specific one that is causing people who take it to see tiny people.

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That's the after effect. You see tiny people. I would like that because I like tiny things. I wonder, are they like... You'd be walking around and going, oh, you're so cute. Oh, look at you. Are you a bobblehead? Are you a bobblehead?