Hour 4 of NMN: Spakovsky Repeat + The Chris Cross Hand Off

807, Nashville's morning news on Super Talk 997 WTN. Welcome on in to a Friday, and Sam is out. RJ is in. RJ, thank you for filling in today. Joan, of course, is at home, as she always in, is on a Friday, which is why you don't see her on camera. If you want to watch the radio show, you can see us on YouTube, Facebook. Twitter, Twitch, Rumble, 997, WTN.com, so on and so forth. Okay. So earlier, we were talking to Hans von Spakovsky. It was like two and a half hours ago, two hours ago about Donald Trump's speech last night where, and people are screaming, what's new, what's new, what is new is China was accused of hacking into our database and stealing the information of 220 million Americans. He also said that the intelligence agencies. Kept this under wraps. Why? That is part of what the president talked about last night. And all of the analysts are looking now as the documents and the receipts, if you will, are being released. Yes, a lot of this did sound very familiar. I've been covering this for years and years. For you people, you haters on the supertext line, there was nothing new. There was actually a lot that was new. Haven't you been paying attention? Oh, yes, I've been paying attention for years. This is what I'm getting on the supertext line, Joan. Anyway. I like the way you characterize everyone's voices. I know, right? But anyway, so... Earlier, we did speak to the guy who, as I've been mentioning many times, he literally wrote the book on election credibility. Hans von Spakovsky to get his take on the president's speech last night, and here is that interview. First thing I asked him was, what could China do with that 220 million Americans' information? Well, that's the kind of information that could be used to generate, for example, fake requests for absentee ballots and fraudulent absentee ballots. And you'll recall that at one point, a couple of years ago, news came out that the FBI had seized tens of thousands of fake. state driver's licenses, which they tracked back to having been produced in China. And that's the kind of thing that can happen with that. Now, look, those who are skeptical about this, they shouldn't be. Remember, during the Obama administration, they announced that the Chinese had hacked into OPM's database. OPM is the Office of Personal Management. Remember, that's like the Human Resources Department of the federal government, and the Obama administration at that time said this was the largest hack into the federal government ever, and that the Chinese had stolen the personnel files of 22 million current and former federal employees. So this is...

something that China has been doing for quite a while. I actually think, Dan, one of the most interesting pieces of information to come out last night was that 10 states, including Tennessee, have taken advantage of the access that the Trump administration has given to DHS, Department of Homeland Security databases. and have found not only that there are 400,000 people who are dead, who are still registered in those 10 states, but they found 30,000 aliens registered to vote in those states. And, I mean, these are states who volunteered. Yeah. The president also said that four states who refused. To use the SAB system, apparently the government got hold of their statewide databases, I think by purchasing it. And those states, New Jersey, California, Pennsylvania, Nevada, they found a quarter of a million. aliens register to vote in those states. I have no doubt the largest number of those are probably in California, because California basically encourages aliens to register there. Well, the scary part, Hans von Spakovsky is joining us. The scary part is that, you know, Tennessee, we're very conservative, and we still have our issues. Can you imagine what it is like in a place like Illinois, a place like California, state of Washington, and so forth? You know, a lot of this stuff, and you touched on it. Previously, Hans, a lot of these things that the president was talking about, they are familiar themes. Chuck Grassley, for example, has been talking about this for a long time. Do you think that that's one of the attack points that the media is using is saying, well, you know, this is all Donald Trump regurgitating the same things. But I think there is enough new here to garner our attention heading into the midterm elections. Any media person who tells you that clearly has not looked at what is being released by the White House. They started last night today, which is all of this is not just claims being made up by the president. It's all based on intelligence reports by the FBI, the CIA, and other intelligence agencies, all of which has been declassified. and is being related to the public. Like I said, last night and today. And look, the other second most shocking thing last night was the president saying, those intelligence agencies have known about this for years, and they covered it up. They, specifically, he said, for example, they have emails in which intelligence people said, we're not going to put this in the daily briefing for the president. They kept this information hidden.

And that in itself also is just outrageous. And the president last night called for DOJ to investigate this. And those people, they ought to be prosecuted for that. Well, let me ask, why would they not tell the president? Why this, you know, big shroud of secrecy? I mean, you would think that they would understand that the president needs to know. Well, I think this is evidence of the partisanship that unfortunately permeates. Many of our intelligence agencies, we've seen that at the CIA, we've seen that at FBI, and they didn't want to give us to the president because they believed, oh, this would give legitimacy. to the claims that he had been publicly making about, you know, prior elections, vulnerabilities, that the election had been stolen from him. And that's why they didn't want him to know about it. You know, he talked about the fact that the FBI did a massive investigation. of an organization in Michigan. Michigan was one of the states, you know, that the president contended. And the FBI agents were shocked and discovered that this voter registration operation by this left-wing nonprofit was submitting all these fraudulent voter registrations. And who killed that potential prosecution? Why, the Biden Justice Department? You didn't start a business just to keep the lights on. You're here to sell more today than yesterday. You're here to win. Lucky for you, Shopify built the best converting checkout on the planet. Like the just one tapping, ridiculously fast acting, sky high sales stacking, championed at checkouts. That's the good stuff right there. So if your business is in it to win it, win with Shopify. Start your free trial today. at shopify.com slash win. So, two-part question, I guess. Number one is you talked about people being put in handcuffs. Do you think that's actually going to happen? That's number one. And number two, okay, now that we know all this. What do we do with this information? What are the action items that we can do to secure our elections? And I know that that's going to dovetail into the Save Act. Hans, hold on for 15 seconds. Yep, we're going to take a look at traffic real quick. It is 815. More with our earlier conversation with Hans von Spikovsky is coming up. Time to check the roads on WTN. 816, Nashville's morning news on Super Talk 997. WTN. As far as weather goes, Joan, if you're there real quick, can you give me a weekend forecast as well? So today it's going to be about 90 degrees and possible storms. What is going on for this weekend?

So it's going to look a whole lot like it's looking today. And that's the same thing as it looked yesterday. So we're looking at partly cloudy skies, most of the weekend. We're also looking at some shower and thunderstorm possibility throughout the weekend, mostly on Sunday. And then the temperatures are going up each day as you get closer to Monday. So I'm trying to go right to Nashville here. The temperature today, they say, is going to be right around 91 degrees, but then tomorrow, 93. Same thing for Sunday, 93 degrees. So it's going to get hotter and it's going to get more humid as the weekend goes on. Thank you, Joan. Appreciate it. Okay, we've got more with our interview with Hans von Spikovsky coming up next. It is 817. Nashville's morning news on Super Talk 997. By the way, coming up at 835. Courtesy of Joan Jay Jones, we are going to prove the hypocrisy of the Democrats on this issue. Stay close. It is Super Talk, 997. WTN. Joan has the news coming up at 830. Joan, what is coming up? 824, Super Talk, 997, WTN. Good morning to your friends. Hope you are doing well and welcome on in to a Friday. Okay, so we're going to finish our conversation recorded earlier with Hans von Spakovsky. a guy who knows a lot about election integrity. And, you know, just sort of decompressing after the president's big speech last night regarding the hacking from China into our election systems and stealing the identities or stealing the political identities, if you will, of 220 million Americans and the intelligence agencies. keeping it under wraps, including from the President of the United States himself. So I asked Hans von Spikovsky, will anybody actually go to jail? For the cover-up? Yeah, that may be tough to do. The one thing I can tell you is that this Justice Department is willing to criminally prosecute people if they can find enough evidence to do it. The minimum that needs to happen is any intelligence analysts, supervisors, and others who they discover from these declassified documents covered this up. They all need to be immediately terminated. No one like that should be working for the federal government. The other key thing with all of this, and the president said they're doing this, is every state... whose statewide voter registration database was successfully hacked into by the Chinese, they've got to be notified by the Department of Homeland Security. They have to be given all information on how this was done so they can fix the vulnerabilities that obviously exists in the system to make sure this doesn't happen again and doesn't happen in future elections. And the people who were aliens?

and who are dead, they need to be taken off the voter rolls immediately so that no one can use that false information on the voter rolls to cast fraudulent ballots into our upcoming election. One of the things that the media is using to try to discredit what the president said last night is that they're saying, well, it was a political speech because he wants to get the Save America Act passed. You know, as I said earlier in the broadcast, Well, two things can be true. He wants the Save America Act passed, and the reason why we want the Save America Act passed is because we want free and fair and credible elections. So I guess the big question is, okay, so within the Save America Act, is there anything that would prevent hacking to this scale? It won't prevent hacking. That's a matter of cybersecurity with computer systems. But remember, the president has said that almost 300,000 aliens were found registered to vote in 14 states requiring proof of citizenship before allowing somebody to register to vote would have ensured that almost all of those aliens, unless they faked their proof. had not gotten registered to vote. Well, and Hans, it's all about, you know, with China, you talked earlier about when I asked you, okay, so what could they do, the 220 or so million people where they stole their election data, their information, what could China do with that? And, of course, it all comes back to mail-in balloting. And so that's a big part of the Save America Act is restricting the mail-in balloting, understand that there's state regulations, and that's going to be a big battle. It continues to be. a big battle but you know for for me as i'm listening to all of this it does seem like if we just stopped the mail-in balloting with the exception of people in the military and people that uh... have medical conditions and so forth that would alleviate a lot of these problems would not yeah it certainly would and remember uh... A lot of the people in the past might have needed to use early, sorry, absentee balloting because they were simply briefly out of town on election date. Those reasons have pretty much gone away. Why? Because the vast majority of states now have early voting. Yep. You know, we no longer have just one day to vote. I mean, whatever you think of early voting. I mean, in Virginia, for example, early voting starts 45 days. Prior to election date, yeah, members of the military who are overseas, they're going to be gone that entire 45 days, so are maybe American civilians stationed abroad, like people work for the State Department. But how many other Americans who actually live here are going to be out of town, like for business reasons, for that entire 45-day period? Very few.

All right, so now I guess the question is, number one, are we going to be able to stop China from hacking? That's number one. We've also got Russia in the mix as well and Iran. And you also can talk about or ask the question, are we doing the same thing to China? Not that they have free and fair elections, but I think you get what I mean. Yeah, I'm not aware that we're doing this at all to China. People should realize that we have long known that the The People's Liberation Army, that's the Communist Army in China, talk to anyone in the cybersecurity area, and they'll tell you that we've known that for many years. The PLA has had two dedicated units inside the Army that are their hackers. And they are the ones who hack into our government's websites. They hack into the websites of aerospace and defense companies in order to steal. as much data as they can. Those are the units that are responsible apparently for having hacked into the personnel records of the federal government back during the Obama administration. So they do this all the time. So how vulnerable will we be heading into the midterm elections? I don't think the Save America Act is going to pass. Is there anything else that Congress can do? Is there anything else, you know, the average Tennessean can do to tell our lawmakers, look, you need to pass the Save America Act? I think everybody knows, certainly on this radio station, that we want this piece of legislation passed. I just don't think it's going to. Well, I'm afraid that, yeah, chances of passing are small. However, the recommendation that I make to states is that state legislatures ought to pass their own state version of the SAVE Act. Now, because of some bad... case law. They can't apply the proof of citizenship requirement to anyone who uses a federal voter registration form and wants to vote in a federal election, but they can apply it to anyone who wants to vote in state elections. And while that doesn't solve the entire problem, it certainly would solve part of the problem. Arizona has done exactly that. If you provide proof of citizenship, you can vote in both the state and federal elections in this state. If you don't provide proof of citizenship, you can only vote in the federal election, not the state election. So state legislatures ought to do that. Let me ask you, Hans, we were talking about this earlier. President Trump, and this is the last question. President Trump said last night that there were documents found in burn bags, I guess, like from previous administration.

So I keep hearing documents found in old burn bags. Like, what am I missing? Do these burn bags not work? No, apparently, this is not a news story. There were been prior stories. The FBI, for example, when Kash Patel came in, they discovered that burn bag had been put into one particular room. uh at the fbi building but which by the way is right next door to my office building in washington uh and the intent was that those burn bags would be taken out of that office uh and destroyed and apparently through some red tape sloppiness they were left in that room. They never were taken out and destroyed. And those are the bags that cash intelligence people discovered basically in a hidden room when they got into the FBI building. So that was just the kind of incompetence you see in the federal government. Hans, is there anything that I've missed in this story that we need to talk about? No, I think the most important thing for people to keep in mind is don't listen to media, liberal media sources who just want to dismiss this as nothing because the declassified intelligence reports back up what the president has said. Hans. There you go. Hans von Spakovsky, Super Talk, 997 from earlier this morning. Now, Joan, I do owe, by the way, great interview. I'm always appreciative that Hans is available to us. But Joan, I do owe the listeners of W10 a big time apology. Yes, you do. Because we blew right through the news. And this was like the newscast where you were going to include the term explosive diarrhea as demanded by the Daily Dan poll. By the way, is that Daily Dan pole still going? RJ? That one has concluded, although the yes still won out by 80%. 80% of the listeners to WTN want you to utilize the term explosive diarrhea. You know, it's so funny, actually, Joan, because I didn't realize you were so uppity about the news, but... Now it's like, oh, I can't possibly say explosive diarrhea in my all-important newscast. Well, why would I say that when the word cyclosporiasis is so... It just flows off the tongue, doesn't it, Joan? Yes, it's so easy to say. Yes, because everyone knows the medical terminology. Sure. You know what? We can all, I think, relate to explosive diarrhea. That other thing, it sounds like I need some penicillin. So anyway... But we had to skip the newscast because our clock is way off. I'd love to blame RJ, but I'm instead going to blame Joan. So what we're going to do is we are going to take a break now. And then Chris Hand is going to come in. We're going to do the Chris Cross handoff coming up here on Super Talk 997 WTN. 840 Super Talk 997 WTN. Good morning to your friends. Hope you are doing well and welcome on in to the Chris Cross handoff. Chris.

It's already the crisscross handoff. You pulled out your papers like you were going to do another ad read. I've done plenty today. Thank you. I don't know if I've ever been so happy to see an individual in my life than seeing you walk into the door at 837. Stop. You're making me blush. No, I want to go home. That's it. It has nothing to do with actually me. It has absolutely nothing to do with you. I want to go home. I do notice we don't really have a clock in here. We got that little one in front of us that's always off. Chris, we can't even get our TVs fixed. Are you, are you, are you, was it Joan that did that? I, I, it was finally not me. By the way. That sounds like somebody who broke the TV exactly what they would say. By the way, I want everyone to, shh, everybody would be quiet for one second, okay? Can everybody hear Jay Jones fan at home? Oh, yeah. Because that drives engineers and program directors and your fellow host crazy. That's what would have driven the animals at the zoo insane. That's exactly right. That's exactly what you would hear at a data center zoo. It sounds like a data center and it's been bothering me all. That's my problem today. You are channeling your inner snow leopard? Is that what it is? It's the clouded leopard. Clouded leopard. And I'm channeling my inner... I'm very anti-Zoo. I don't care. Clouded leopard being impacted by a data center by Jay Jones fan. Okay, now listen. Ready? Ah. She turned it off. Thank you, Joan. It's about time. I've only been complaining about it all morning long. When people complain enough, change happens, Dan. See, the problem is, as you know, equipment makes things hot. So you need to have a little airflow. See, that's a great thing, Chris, about the TV is now working in here for the fifth day in a row, is that... They're not exuding any energy or heat. I'm just going to keep harping on it because I'm not used to not having the TVs and I keep looking up to a blank screen. Murphy leaves on CNN, so there's always hot air coming off that. Oh, look at you. Do you. Do you've been watching social media? Always, yeah. Did you see Tim Burchett and Marsha Blackburn's reel yesterday? I heard that it didn't go well for either. If anybody is as chronically on social media as I am, you'll find yourself on Instagram looking at a collaborated reel between the Real Tim Burchett account and the Vote Marsha account. And I ask you to jump right to the comment section because it is flooded. 95% with Monty Fritz fans. Yeah? Oh, check that out. Is that what you call it, Chris? Completely ratioed. And then they're getting into it. They're like, Tim, we like you. Why are you doing this? And other people are chirping in going, oh, he was promised her Senate seat.

And then another person chimes in and goes, well, Glenn Jacobs was promised her Senate seat too. One of these guys is going to be disappointed. There's some people that know inside politics, man. And then it happened on other accounts, too. So Michael Knowles, Matt Walsh, and Ben Shapiro, who couldn't even move to Tennessee, he had to move to Florida. They all commented on Facebook. They put a post out. And it was copy and pasted. Like whoever's running their accounts put it. It was like, notable. Marsha Blackburn is going to be the best choice for governor. Every single one of their posts flooded with Monty Fritz. I feel like there's a groundswell of support for this guy. You know what? I was saying earlier when I was playing the audio from the various interviews that, you know, looking at the interviews, he's a straight shooter. And, you know, there's probably stuff that he's talked about that I would disagree with him on. I still don't know who I'm going to vote for. I think that he's definitely tapped into something. I think he is people like him. He's wicked smart. I just love how, I mean, all three of the candidates are really smart. But I just, he blew me away in the interview that I had with him. And I've been, as I said, playing audio all day. So as I said, we can't lose with any one of these candidates. I think that Moni has shocked a lot of people. And we're going to see what happens. I have seen this kind of ground swell of support for other candidates, and they've lost. Yeah, that's fair. Like, I'm still calling balls and strikes on this. I'm not jumping into anybody's camp. So, there you go. I hear, though, that you're going to be emceeing an event for Monty Fritz coming up on Monday. Big rally in Lebanon, Tennessee. Chris, you have nothing else to do on the 20th because nobody would debate him. They refused to debate. So I'm going to be out there. And they asked if I would speak or MC. And I was like, absolutely. It is going to be at the Farm Bureau Expo Center from 6 to 9. Doors open at 5. And there's a lot of room for a lot of people. So we did an event there. We're really excited. Yeah. Yeah, we did election night there. We did. That was when, you know, it's funny because people talk about the polling. That was the infamous night where Matt Murphy v. Brian Wilson. And they got into it about polling. You remember that? Right. Oh, how could I forget it? Because there was a big issue about it. What was it, Des Moines, the Des Moines Register? No, it wasn't the, it was some, it wasn't the Des Moines Register. It was a woman who was retiring. And she comes out with this poll that shows that, if I remember right, that, you know, Biden was doing really, no, Kamala Harris was doing really well. And everybody was like, oh, that is BS. That's what they say about polls. And then Brian and Matt got into it.

Which was, it was awesome. Like, poor Dan got so uncomfortable. And I was like, I felt like Michael Jackson and the meme pulling out popcorn. I was like, let's go. Let's go. And I'm just, I'm trying to, I'm trying to sort of get everybody back on track. And they just kept going at it. And I'm like, I got a little heated. And I kind of leaned over after. I was like, great radio boys. Yeah. And you know what the thing is, though? Like a couple of, you know. Master Talk Show hosts. Total pros. Total pros turned off the microphone and they all just, they'll be nodded at each other and off they went. So it's very cool. It was awesome. I love both those guys. I mean, listen, those two guys. complete pros you as well now me it's a work in progress for me dano now me on the other hand i did a daily dan pull on whether or not joan should have to say explosive poop is that what it was explosive diarrhea explosive diarrhea explosive diarrhea in her newscast to be fair you know when you say i'm a total pro i was way ahead of that diarrhea story you know what you were actually We talked about it here first. Congratulations, Chris. That's something to be very proud of. We were the first ones to run with it. Mm-hmm. Okay, that's good. That's good. Yeah, the rest of us, we were so late on this story, we really stunk up the place. Yeah, you guys were a little backed up. Okay, that last one was a stretch. All right. I'm working on it. Yeah. I thought stinking up the place was good, though. That was good. Anyway, so Joan. Yeah. So the last, we, I'm, see, this is the thing. I am so. discombobulated a day that we actually had to skip the newscast at 830. It's a relatively speaking slow news day, so not a huge deal. But it happened to be the one newscast. Everybody was looking forward to because the listening audience wanted Joan to use that term explosive diarrhea. And since you can skip the news, I don't have to. No, that's actually not true, Joan, because... I've asked that you would go ahead and do a reader here during the crisscross handoff and that does include explosive diarrhea. So go ahead. Hold on one second. By the way, the vast staff, they just fact-checked you. Meaning? The poll was the Des Moines Register. Was it really? Ha. Are we? It may have run in the Des Moines Register, but it was the woman who did it. Even when Dan says I'm wrong. I happen to be right. Fair enough. I'm not going to, listen. I think you could both be right, right? Couldn't she have been somebody who wrote for the Des Moines Register who was? I think she did the poll. Okay, here's what it is. No, no, no, no, here's what it is. The Des Moines Register published it, but she did not work for the Des Moines Register. It was her polling company. Yes, yes.

Far be it for me to argue with the vast staff. Don't do it, Dano. I love the vast staff. I'm feeling like this is a new thing. I'm going to start calling you Dano. Is that approved? It's really not. I was going to say, judging by the look you're giving me. You know what? Brian Wilson calls me Dano, and I love Brian Wilson so much that he can call me Dano like once every month he does it and I just let it go. What I'm hearing is he doesn't love you. Like he loves Brian. No, no, no. I love Chris, but I see him every day. And if he's going to call me Dano every day, I will not be seeing him every day. Wait, wait. You mean I won't have to come in for 835, Dano? Is that what you're telling me? All right. You know what? I know what you're doing. Dano. What are you doing to me? You're trying to stall so Joan doesn't have to use... Thanks, Chris. Keep going. I would never do that. I want Joan to have to say explosive diarrhea. You know that. Joan? The time is now. Okay. Here it is. We may now know the source of the outbreak of cyclosporiasis. Man. That's given thousands of people. Oh, sources tell ABC news that it's been traced back to tainted lettuce at Taco Bell. Also, we knew that was going to come, right? Taco Bell even knew it was their fault. Oh. We're like, we're voluntarily pulling our lettuce, by the way, and we're like, eh. Yeah. It's kind of a tell. How come it always traces back to Taco Bell? Like, this is not the first time. Well, people always joke about Taco Bell and how it gives you explosive diarrhea. It's Ozempic on a budget. There's a video out of Tim Burchett being asked by a TMZ reporter whether or not he heard about Chuck Schumer's fart in Senate chambers. And Tim Burchett says, well, maybe he ate some Taco Bell. Oh, that's funny. That's funny. Well, so do you think, you know what? If you wanted, like, you know, budget Ozempic or whatever, GOP1, you could just eat Taco Bell like every meal. That's it. Yeah, yeah. I don't eat it enough to, like, officially be able to say that it does give me that. Remember the movie supersized me? I never saw it. With the guy that ate McDonald's straight for 30 days? Well, that's the question. You should do it with Taco Bell, especially now that they're serving breakfast. Do you know what? I sense an assignment for Sam. Oh, let's go. Here's what we do. Oh, my God. Okay, here's what we do. He's trying to get in shape. He's going to make us pay for it. No, no, no. I will pay for a month's worth of food from Taco Bell. Because what is like, 10 bucks a day? No, it would be like that you're back in 2004 prices. Taco Bell's inflated since then, Dan. Oh, has it? They have. Clearly, I don't need Taco Bell. We're looking at like 20 bucks a day. 20 bucks a day? At least. Walking it back. Walking it back. Yeah, you know what? No, that's okay. But you know what? But if he's trying to get in shape, he might lose the weight. Here's the thing. He is. He wants to get his workout routine going again and the whole thing. So, you know, maybe what we say to Sam...

is, you know, maybe the three of us could pitch in and we could buy Sam's food for like a month and we could see how much weight he would lose. And he could go viral. I say we'd go ask the boss to make an allowance for him to go do this because clearly the radio station would support this. Can we get our TVs fixed first? Anyway. Do you think they would sponsor something like that, Taco Bell? Or would they run away from that? That's funny. You know what? I don't know. You know what? I don't know. It could work. Adam in the borough says 20 bucks a day does not cover three meals at Taco Bell. Really? Okay. You know what I... Oh, you were talking three meals? Well, yeah. Wow. How expensive could Taco Bell be? It's like it has no nutritional value whatsoever. Taco Bell menu. By the way, you hear my great joke earlier? I don't have it queued up. But I said instead of the bell... on the commercials, they should play toilet flushing. I like it. Right? Joan thought it was not funny at all. But I found it hysterical. So there you go. What do you Googling? I think it might be time to flush that joke. So Taco Bell breakfast prices, five bucks, four bucks. Yeah. I just groked it. I said if I ate three meals of Taco Bell a day for a month, how much money would I need? It's calculating. Okay, it can't be that hard. Okay, but here's the thing, though. We're not factoring in the additional, like, toilet paper. Well, I don't think that, I don't think we have to... No. Because he's obviously not listening today. So let's keep it bare bones for the time being. Should we like bring this up on Monday and say, hey, we got a great... Sam, this is a great way for you to increase your air time. If we went strictly value boxes, it'd be $5.40 for the month. If we went regular combo meals, it'd be $810 to $900 for the month. 0857 says, leave Joan alone, you're an idiot. Huh, there you go. Do you know what my favorite part of people to call me an idiot when they say, you're an idiot, but they say, why, oh, you are? I live for those moments, and it always happens. And then you just auto-correct them, you go asterisk, and then you type it out and send it back. Congratulations, 0857. You actually did it correct. So there you go. All right. Can I tell you that this radio broadcast is not one for the archives? I'm just telling you. That's how I'm feeling today. I thought your show sounded great. I'm all out of sorts. I blame RJ. I do too. You know, RJ? If you had to lose weight, I'd make you eat Taco Bell for like a month. See, I actually enjoy Taco Bell, so you know. That's okay. Well, then if you want to do it, I'm not totally not doing it. That's how I operate. That's how I roll, Chris. Someone on the text line said, Ask Jackson.

He'd be in. Yes, he would be. He would absolutely be in on that. But I think we'd need to make the budget. Okay. Stop. Everybody stop. We love Jackson. We do. No, I do. I love Jackson. So I'm yesterday. Great guy. I fist bumped him in the hallway. Did you really? Oh, then your best friends. Oh, you don't have the sound by it, but Jackson called me more on Mandus in the morning. Is that what it is? You know, and the best part, Ken Weaver laughing in the background.