Asking Jay Town the Hard-Hitting Questions Everyone is Asking - 6-22-26

Did I slash did we make more money than we made last year? And she'll usually say yes. Yes, we did because Dale, you're so wildly successful and handsome. I'm like, look, we're talking about money here. We only talk about the other stuff. That's obvious. Yeah, obviously. And so she'll say, she'll tell me, yeah, we made, you know, $11,000 more this year than we did last year, like for example. And I go, oh, that's really great. But we notice that. We know that. We know that. We're aware. I think if it was 30 million, we'd catch on. And I'd be like, I don't know. I don't, I don't, where is that 30 million? Where is that? I mean, do you think they'd get away with something like this? They're not getting away with it, no. I mean, if anything, James Comer, who's the Oversight Committee Chairman, he's already requested all of the records for his businesses, for Omar's businesses. Remember, it wasn't just not even two months ago. Remember, the overt winery, it was, you know, value, that was the biggest part of the valuation was that winery. It was worthless. They had never sold a bottle of wine. They closed it two months ago. Just, oh, you're looking into me? Oh, I'm going to close my most valuable asset that's bringing in seven, maybe eight figures each year. It's kind of like when DOJ has sent these letters to all these daycares. saying you need to verify your child roles that you are taking care of children. If not, we're going to cease all of your funding. And they just didn't respond. Because it was all a scam. Like, you're telling me 75% of them that didn't respond, of all the people that got mail, 75% didn't respond. And, you know, they just want their business to shut down. It's just not worth responding, right? No, this is how fraud happens. This was the formula in Minnesota. This is why Tim Walz and Keith, what is it, Ellison? Ellison. You know, God, I mean, I hate that I even know that guy's name. You know, how is he an attorney general? But anyway, that's why they're being investigated as well for looking the other way. This is more of the same. Okay. All right. All right. Fair enough. Let's come back to the great state of Alabama here. Tommy Tuberville's in big trouble. And apparently I hate to be a part of this story. But once again, I find myself right in the middle of this because I asked Tommy Tuberville about a driver's license. in 2019 or whenever I asked him. And this has apparently worked its way into the latest court case. It also includes instances where Tommy Tuberville apparently said either in a speech, but I believe they're suggesting he said this to individuals, hey, just so you guys know, I'm a carpetbagger and I don't live here.

It's the hell of the thing to tell people. But I'm going to run for Senate in a little less than seven years from now. Don't tell anyone. So I don't know if he said that on a stage or to a person or anything like that. Is this where they get him? No. I mean, look, he owned property in Alabama in 2019. He filed taxes in 2019 in the state of Alabama, and he added Alabama driver's license in 2019. And, you know, look, if Alabama wanted to have a, it should say, seven consecutive years prior to running, prior to the election, right, or prior to taking office. It's not what it says, but it doesn't matter. Either way, Tommy Tuberville. was an Alabama resident in 2019. Like many Alabama residents, he has a home in the state of Florida on the beach. Some people have multiple homes on the beach or out in Colorado, let's say, right, or Park City. That doesn't make them a resident there instead of here, just because they spent a lot of time there. That's a very specific thing you just said. Is there a reason for that? Just being around, Dale. Is that a Doug Jay Jones? Is Doug Jay Jones have a place out there? Is that what you're talking about? Oh, no. I have no. I don't, I have no idea. Okay. I thought maybe that was just a very specific thing you said. I was very interesting. Okay. All right. So they're trying to make the argument that, you know, all these things mean that he's not there. Did I read this correctly? There's going to be a jury trial? Is this the, well, there's been a request for one. If you're talking about the latest lawsuit that they said, two veterans, two veterans. Oh, God, thank you for your service. We believe you already. I see how you're aggrieved. You know, whatever. They've requested one, but you have to request one in your initial complaint. And that'll happen sometime in 2036, 37 maybe. So we'll really get to the bottom of it then. And then we'll know. Okay. But there is the idea of jury shopping or maybe what do they call it, venue shopping or judge shopping, maybe the way you put this. So is it possible that that's what they're doing? And they find a judge in Montgomery. They go, yeah, we'll put this thing on trial. Yeah. Well, you know what? The neat thing about that. is that then you go to the most conservative court of civil appeals in the country. And then you go to the most conservative state Supreme Court in the country to stay the stay, right, to stay the injunction to it. So, and those will be immediately heard and immediately ruled upon. So. You know, the same thing that works at the district court level and federal court, it doesn't work in the state of Alabama, no matter how liberal the judge might be. We've seen this with Birmingham circuit court judges that then were immediately appealed and reversed because they were wrong. So is Tommy Tuverill getting thrown off the ballot, therefore making Doug Jay Jones the next governor?

Yeah, no, that's not going to happen. There's no universe that would happen. And look, I know Doug. I like Doug. I like Tommy as my governor. I'm supporting him financially and with my vote. But I can tell you that there's no universe where we couldn't run Dale Jackson against Doug Jay Jones and Doug could possibly win. Well, just tell you, you know, apparently I'm a key part of. taking down Tommy Tuberville. So I guess maybe I'll get that opportunity. Maybe they'll reward me. I don't think Tommy sees it that way. The whole thing is just ridiculous. They keep talking about it. Doug Jay Jones keeps talking about it. He wants this to be the issue. And I just outside of the fever swamps of left wing Reddit and maybe blue sky, I just don't think. Albamians generally care. They've already rejected Doug Jay Jones once. And Tommy Tumbryl's more popular now than he was before. Is that fair? Oh, for sure. And just so folks understand drivers licenses and databases, understand this, go look at your driver's license. Tell me when it expires, right? It expires probably three or four years from now, right? In Florida, driver's licenses last for, I believe, five years. So the fact that somebody says, well, he had a Florida driver's license until 2023. Well, sure, in their system. But it doesn't mean he lived there because he just threw it away and it expired in 23 and died a natural death. But he had a driver's license in Alabama in 2019. Yeah, nobody goes. I declare this license invalid. Remove me on a hill. Right, with lightning going off in the background, right? And music maybe, you know, crazy train playing. They're trying. They're trying. I got to get in props. All right, real quick here before we let you go, the reflecting pool. Apparently Donald Trump's biggest shame now is the reflecting bull. Donald Trump says there's vandals being arrested here. They arrest some Olympic canoeist. I guess that's a thing. So some Olympian who was peeling the paint off the bottom of the pool or picked up a piece of the paint that was floating around in the pool or some variation of this.

How many people are going to go to jail over the reflecting pool? Can it be a lot? I hope it's a lot. And, you know, look, Obama did the same thing when he cleaned up a different body of water in Washington, D.C. because there was algae. You can go find it online. What's interesting is that, you know, people care more about the algae. And, you know, like protect the algae. Can you imagine raising a child and then they grow up to get into some sort of a costume and then go support algae in a reflecting pool in Washington, D.C? Oh, it's happening here, Jay. No, I understand. But can you imagine that being your kid? What a failure you are as a parent, right? It was Father's Day yesterday. That father should reconsider everything that he ever did for that child. Well, you're right. You know, yesterday I went to the pool with my kid instead of going and protesting a neighborhood's right to get rid of their geese. But apparently that's happening. Still on the geese. Oh, no, let's leave them alone. Come on God. I'm on their side now. I've already moved over to the other side because I can't believe it can't be resolved quicker. Jay, Jay, we're on. There's three neighborhoods now. that are trying to do Goose Holocaust. And it is, they're calling the Honka Cost. I mean, it's, it's bad. It's bad. If I go, just a serious question. If I just show up in one of these neighborhoods that start clubbing these things to death, am I in trouble? Probably so. And if I attack an alligator on one of the lakes, I'm in trouble as well. I would wait for it to at least perceive to be attacking you. It's a prehistoric killing machine. I don't want that. It's a dinosaur. Yeah, I would wait too much for it. But so all these geese that are going, it sounds like I think we're in the middle of getting into a bunch of legal stuff here. And are judges going to say these neighborhoods have the right to kill these geese? Well, at least remove them. I mean, they do constitute a nuisance for sure. And I know we got to go. Can I say something real fast? Don't try to get out of here. We're still got geese. Yeah, go ahead. We got geese and driver's licenses today. I get it. So I think it could be a nuisance, though, and they could allow them to remove the geese. I don't think there's a scenario where they'll be allowed to kill them all. Okay, you can say the last thing you wanted to say that. Thank you, Dale. Our friend Phil Williams, his investiture is today. He's the new United States attorney in the Northern District of Alabama. And I just wanted to shout out to Phil. Are you going to his thing? I am. Yeah. Let him know. I'm undefeated. He better not mess with me. Just let him know. Let him know. I'm undefeated. And he better, he just, he better lay low. Oh, he knows. He knows. There's a, there's a, there's a, we have, we keep a book, like a book of secrets, you know, that we put in the desk. And, and, and it says don't mess with Dale in it, right? Okay. Yeah. I do actually have a very serious question here for you real quick. Yeah. In the discussion, and I was having this earlier, and this may not sound as serious as it's meant to be.

A registered sex offender who lost his license in Tennessee was found to be volunteering at a school in Jackson County. That sounds like that's against the law in itself, number one. It is. And number two, anyone that knew about that sounds like that should be against the law as well, right? It does. I'd have to give that some thought. It'd be some sort of inchoate theory, right? Conspiracy, perhaps, if they knew about it. But there's also some mandatory reporting statutes that teachers and administrators have where if they know someone is in the school that's a sex offender, they have to report it. And if they didn't, then at very minimum, their teacher's license or their job could be at stake. Yeah, they should go to jail. They should absolutely be fired, but I don't know about the other problems. The rest of it goes, all right, now two non-serious questions for you. Number one, since you're going to go meet with a bunch of muckety mucks today, I would like a tour of the cybercrime town. Can you make that? Oh, out at the FBI campus? Yeah, yeah. I would like to go see that. That would be the first thing. And then could Michelle Obama sue someone for them calling them a man? Yeah, she could. Would she then have to give DNA or something to test? There would be Discovery, Dale, and she would, you know, truth is an absolute defense. So I suppose that could be a thing. I don't think that Michelle Obama is a man. I don't either. You know, I don't think she is a particularly feminine woman in her appearance, but whatever. That's okay. You know, neither is Rosie O'Donnell. I don't question her gender. So I think we can probably all put that. That's just all very unnecessary stuff. Agreed. That's what Dana White said too. So I think you're correct. All right, J-Town, thank you very much. See, that's the kind of important legal stuff we talk about here on this program. Thank you very much. J-Town, in all seriousness, is about to go to a very serious thing. We're just laying the groundwork for it. J-Town, former U.S. Attorney Northern District of Alabama. We appreciate him being here on the Alabama-NM-350 million dollar bulldog hotline. We'll talk with him next week. We'll talk with you next. Stay tuned. You're listening to The Dale Jackson Show. The United States Soccer Federation presents the U.S. Soccer Podcast. I'm your host, Megan Klingerberg. One thing I promised you is an all-access pass that you wouldn't get on any other show. And we found out that whoever comes on scores a goal. Burhope, Freeman, trustee. U.S. soccer podcast magic is real people. We still got plenty of coverage all throughout this World Cup. Okay, let's get into it. The U.S. soccer podcast. Presented by Henko. Follow and listen on your favorite plan.

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