Jason's European Vacation, Parasite Illness Concerns in US

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I kind of want to get some love and some advice from everybody out here. 239-479-5592 is the phone number. Call us up so that we, I just want to know. Like, have you been to Paris? Have you been to London? All my New Yorkers. What is something I got to do? Where do I got to take my family now? Here's the wild thing. While we're in France, it's Bastille Day. which is their 4th of July, their independence, right? So we are going to go there and be there on Bastille Day. They do like the most badass fireworks show next to the Eiffel Tower. So that's going to be amazing. Now, we were originally going to London to see Bruno Mars, but we moved that show tomorrow. We transferred tickets and did some moving around and got tickets to Miami instead because we'd rather see it in Miami than in London. And I really don't want to be into a big arena in the middle of London ever. So that's what we did there. And then we're going to New York because every time I booked a flight to New York, I had like a 16-hour layover. And I was like, if I'm going to have a layover, then I'm going to stay. Yeah, he may as well stay and enjoy the city for a couple days. Right. So we adjusted it. I don't think Zohran Mamdani's had a chance to burn New York to the ground just yet. So you think I can find him? Like if I get there, you think I can go find him and interview him and act like, just get a one-on-one with him. Like, I don't like to talk to you, man. My wife would be so mad. She's like, we're on vacation. We're on vacation. You know what, Jason? France is going to be extra popping off for Bastille Day because their soccer team is going to be playing in the final four of the World Cup that day, too. Oh, are you kidding me? So that could be really exciting. It's going to be a real part of it. Look at you giving me some World Cup knowledge over there. Roger, are you a big, are you big into World Cup? I pay a little bit of attention. Wow, wow. Do you have any stickers? Is a sticker book at home? No, I'm not like that. Oh, we do. We do. My kid has every one. I have like, he has more stickers than it. I was like, you probably shouldn't put him in the book. Just keep the book and the stickers both. He's like, why? Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Yeah, it sounds like you're going to be in Paris, like on the best day you could be. Right. So that's awesome. And by the way, we land in New York. Are you ready for this? On the day of the finals. Oh, good. Right. Where Justin Bieber's going to be performing. Wow. Oh. Justin Bieber's been added to the liberal halftime show for the World Cup. The Beeps. You know, and then here's the funny thing is I'm doing my last little preparation yesterday for vacation. And they, the wife and daughter come running into the room. Like, hey, we're going to Jersey when we land. I was like, for what? She goes, because we're going to go stand outside the stadium and hear Justin Bieber sing. Okay. I'm like, we'll be landed well after halftime. Sorry, it won't matter. I don't know what time you land. I'm just saying, we will land after halftime. It won't matter. We're not taking that drive. You want to hear them sing? Put them in your headphones on the way on the way there and land. You'll have all the singing you need to hear. Oh, Bebes, the Bebster.

But I, you know what, here's the deal. I do want to, I got to get it. What is the one thing I got to see? If you've been to Paris, you've been to London, you know, if you're from New York and I know we got a lot of you, huh? I got a few New Yorkers. A couple of them that daybreak it all day, huh? What should I definitely take my family to see? What's one thing that you think I can't miss? And what's the one thing? where's the best shopping, like where I'm not going to get my head busted. Somebody tell me where to take my family shopping so I don't get my head busted by my wife trying to take me somewhere where it's too expensive. I would imagine for fashion. Paris would be a great place for that. I don't know about the shopping there, but in New York, you should actually take your family to go see Ground Zero. We're going. That's on our list. That will be one of the most remarkable moments of your list. That is on our list. That is on our list. And I got Brian from Sanibel. Hold on. Brian, good morning. Welcome to the show. How are you doing today, buddy? Brian, are you there? What's going on, right? Line one's been killing us the last two days. I don't know. Oh, wow. Call back on another line, Brian. We'll just leave this line on hold. Just call back. Hey, the last guy was there after I put him on hold and picked it up. Oh, let's try it again. Brian, are you there now? Brian, are you there? Oh, man. Phone line is going to drive. Like, I'm trying to get people to tell me advice and I can't get the phone line to give me love. Maybe that's your sign to, like, not go. Now I got to get everybody to call so I can get somebody. I just got, right, the sign not to go. That's the sign to not go. I have a hell of an insurance plan, just so you know. My wife was like, mom wants us to buy travel insurance I said mom wants to buy travel your mom wants us to buy travel insurance your mom's not going on a trip why did she want us to buy travel insurance to protect us I was like okay so I've never bought travel insurance right so I go into it they're like how much is your trip and I put it in and they tell me what the price is and I'm like well what can I claim and I was like man you mean you cancel my flight I basically get the whole trip back I'm in good morning welcome to daybreak Brian Yes. Ah, there he is. It's working. Yeah. Listen, well, I'm calling to say good, goodbye to you, and I've really enjoyed listening to the past year because the previous guy went to Europe and never came back. The guy before him, I think he went on vacation, and now he's doing puppet shows while on Fort Myers Beach. So I expect on a Monday, it'll be daybreak with Jake the millennial. Right. I don't know. I don't know. I know we got a lot of people that are going to be jumping in and filling in for us and doing it. And Rob's going to be here jumping in and standing in with whoever's jumping in to fill in. But I am coming back. I get back a week from, I'm gone for 10 days. I come back a week from Thursday, I guess. A week from this Thursday, yeah. So a week from Thursday. So I'm gone for 10 days. So I'll be back that Thursday morning live on the show. And I'll be back. So you don't have to worry. And, Brian, do me a favor.

Help everybody else know I'm not going anywhere, all right? And if I go to Europe of life, like I need proof of life during your trip. You got to do something. You got to like you need to cut down like one of those flock cameras in London. Right. We need proof of life. Right. Do they have flock cameras in London? I have no idea. The entire city of London, they have the CCTV and there's not one inch of London that's not under constant. Siravailant. It's very... Have you been to London before? Yeah. Yeah. What's your favorite part? It's a Lundanistan now. It's a Lundanistan where the natives are outnumbered. It's very interesting. What did you call it? Lundanistan. I got it. I got it. Yeah. All right. That's what they say. They do say that. I hope Paris maybe be a little better. I am going to... No, it's even worse. No, Paris is that, well... What's the last time you went, bro? What are you... I mean, I know you're trying to... Five years ago. You're trying to give me not to go. You're trying to... You're just trying to get me not to go. I think you're going to have a great time with your family. Have fun, and I hope Jake will enjoy this new time slot, but I hope you're back. Where's it going with Jake? Jake hasn't been on this station for over a year. Where's that coming from? That's wild. I'll be back. Help me out. Where should I go? What should I visit? 239-479-5592. Next. 92-5 Fox News is the pillow you can scream into every time Gavin Newsom opens his mouth. We noticed you've been using us a lot lately.

Welcome back to daybreak here on 925 Fox News right all along. A lot of you jumping in on the text line giving me some little advice for my vacation that I'm getting ready to go on. And listen, I'm a... If there's anything I'm ready for, it's a great vacation with my family. And I really want some advice from you guys. 239-479-5-9-2. That's 239-479-55-9-2. What should we see inside Paris, London, or New York? I got John from Fort Myers. John, you just got back from France? Yeah, I just got back. Good morning, everybody. Oh, good morning. Tell me about it. Yeah, we were there. We took some river cruises, three different river cruises over three different weeks, and they were complaining about the 80-degree temperatures. And then all of a sudden, we get back home and then starts hitting the hundreds, and now no air conditioning over there at all. Right. Was that rough for you with no AC? No, we left before that. We were on cruise boats. We had plenty of AC. But let me give you my list here. All right, go ahead. I highly recommend. We travel a lot, so I can tell you, before we go anywhere to any city, we get on the hop-on, hop-off bus in any city to see what the major sites are, and then you can decide whether you want to go back there or not. Okay. So Paris, London, and New York are all the same. In Paris, make sure if you're going to go to the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, or Notre Dame, get online and get tickets for them, or otherwise you're going to have to wait a long time. Okay. Or might not even get in there if you go all that way. Okay. When you get to London, the same thing with the hop-on. You need to go to Westminster Abbey. If you're into any type of art, the Tate Museum. West End shows and the Tower of London. Okay. That's the bomb. Again, the hop. Yep. And then New York, of course, started Statue of Liberty, Ground Zero, Empire State Building. There's a place in Times Square called TKTS, and that has discounts for plays, whether they're matinees or evening performances. You get them the day or the performance. You didn't save a lot of money that way. I'll check that. Those are all things I would suggest. The other, I hate to drop a plug, but Viator website is a good place for also getting good deals on tours and multiple arrangements during the day or a couple of days while you're there. What is it called again? But Viator, V-I-A-T-O-R. It's a club company. I know what you're talking about. Absolutely. But do not drive. Do not drive at all. My wife's laughing. Do not drive because we people get stuck in traffic. It's immense traffic in all three locations.

And being on the bus, they all have special lanes for buses so they can get around a lot easier than you can either by car or by bicycle. I wouldn't ride a bicycle there either. All right. I appreciate you, man. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. You gave me a lot of great advice, man. I knew that I'd have some really cultural listeners, and I knew you guys could have really help me out. So thank you so much, man. Thank you and all of you for helping me out. You're welcome. They've got my phone number. If you need to call me privately, feel free. We'll be glad to help you. I appreciate you. Do you have his phone number? Write it down there, Rod, until we have it. All right. John sounds like a very well-seasoned traveler. Put him on hold. I did. I did. Get his number. I'll definitely call John if I need help. John's the guy. John's the guy. Right. Like John the guy. John knows. I'm going to put John knows in my phone. John knows. Arty, good morning from Alva. You got a London recommendation for me. Yes, I do. I've been to London several times. Now, this is not one of the usual places that tourists would visit. I like it. But they do have an American military club there, and it's called the Victory Service Club. And you might go there and encourage all those young gentlemen there when they retire from the services that they visit Fort Myers and come down and see us here and retire in Fort Myers. You do a lot. Tell them what you do for the military people. You've already put up the highest flag in Florida, and you had a great show at the military museum. And so, you know, let them know what's going on in Fort Myers for military guys. I will. I will. Absolutely, man. I appreciate you, Arnie. Thank you very much. I wrote it down. The Victory Service Club. I'm going to check it out. 6379. Seymour. See more. And it's Streets, Seymour Street, W2, WF, HF in London. All right, I got it. I appreciate it, buddy. Thank you. Sure enough. That's good advice. That was fun. Yeah. You know what? That's what I'm looking for. I wanted something that's off the beaten path. Those are the best places. That everybody's not going to. Like we are going down to Brighton Beach in a day in London because I want to see their beaches. And it's got some history to it. There's some pictures that you'll recognize when I take them there. Good morning. You're on Lewis. Good morning from Naples. What do you got? I knew somebody was going to say this. Go ahead. Tell me. Yeah, be sure you try the fish and chips where you're there around London, especially if you go off to the little beach areas. Because I stopped in England and Wales and had their fish and chips, and it's beyond anything you're going to eat here in America that's fish and chips. Really? What kind of fish is it? I don't remember, but it was really good. It was big, and the fries are huge. It was just really good. And I've had fish and chips in many places here in America, and it just doesn't come close to what I had in Wales and England. Where are you from, Lewis? Lewis, where are you from, Lewis?

Originally, I was born in Mexico, but I live here in Naples now. All right. I escaped from California. That's what you mean. All right. So you went from Mexico to California to Florida, and you've already been around the world, man. I like it, man. Thank you so much for calling it and being on the show, buddy. You have a good one. There we go, man. So I have the answer. I know the fish that they're using Atlantic Cod and Haddock are the two most common fish used for London's famed fish and chips did. You know, I love to catch them. I hate to eat them. Yeah. Is that weird? You're going to have an incredible culinary experience in France. Yeah, yeah, I will in France. Oh, my gosh. I don't think I am in London, just for the record. They're like beans with everything. I'm like, beans with everything. I'm like, beans with breakfast. I don't want eggs and beans. Nobody wants eggs and beans. That's so weird. Like. But yeah, we will, whatever. I don't eat potatoes into things like that. Like there's a lot of things potato driven in parts of London and things. So I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. I saw this one meal that everybody eats I might try. I don't know. It's bangers and mash or something. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I'm not trying any of it. You'll try something. You need to go over there and try something. I'm going to get a macroon at McDonald's. Jason, if you go there and you don't even at least try one local dish, I'm going to be disappointed because that'll be a missed opportunity. Start preparing your sadness. Good morning, Nancy. Welcome to the show. Go ahead. I'm going to try something. I'm just playing. Go ahead. What do you got for me? Travel advice from Naples. Okay. Well, maybe this is kind of unfair because I own Get Out of Town Travel for 40 years. So I'm a travel advisor, and I can give you lots of information. But I think your first mistake is, why didn't you call a travel advisor? Ah, there we go. I do have an answer for that, and I'll do it a little bit later on the show before I wrap up. But give it to you quickly. I didn't have the large amount of money. I had a bad at this thing in a little bit, payments, but that's why. The 5 at 835 is coming up next. Thank you to all of you for the advice. It was awesome. Thank you.

But it's always right. And it's heard here, 92-5 Fox News, right all along. Good morning, Southwest Florida. Welcome back to daybreak here on 925 Fox News. I'm your host, Jason Jay Jones, along with producer Rob. The 5 at 835 is presented by Southwest Florida, oral and facial surgery, specializing in excellent care. Five, three, two, one. Unless you were playing Frisbee in the quad during history class or economics class, you know the list, you know that the list of countries that have tried socialism and rejected it is as... It's as long as King Kong's genitalia. Should have made it number one. Maybe I should have made it number one. I don't know. What? Senator John Robert F. Kennedy Jr. right there, the left socialist embrace will keep driving away the working families. That's what's going to do. He's trying to get what socialism is going to do. And you know what? Not even the left can explain a list of that long of disasters. I mean, not even the left. I'm being as real as I can with that. There you go. Good job. Thanks for the laugh on a Friday morning, Senator. Number four. the collapse of the oldest political party in the world. Democratic Party goes all the way back to Thomas Jefferson. And what you're seeing right now is that nobody who has common sense has the courage to stand up to people who are objectively crazy. That's Newt also talking about socialism, taking over the Democratic Party. Kind of almost seems like the theme, Newt Gingrich out there throwing it out saying, no one's going to stand up to them. And that's really the deal. They are being, the Democrats are being pushed out by the socialist movement, and by them being pushed out. It's almost like they dare them to say something. Say something against it. I dare you. See what happens. See what happens. Putting them in fear. And it's, it's, it's. It's wild that I could probably found five clips if I had a look today all about speaking out against socialism. I could have made that the theme of today. We're going to hear a lot of that over the next five months. I don't understand why it's resonating. I really don't. Oh, I know exactly why it's resonating. Free, free, free, free. Well, no, yeah, people, it's, it's cost of living is expensive. People are looking for relief and the socialists are the only party communicating an actual plan and idea. An idea, not a plan. Not a plan. That plan will fail. Fail miserably. Number three. Ding, ding. Now boarding everyone who's America first, America only. Oh, that's my plane. That's my plane. Ding, ding. Now boarding everyone who's against taxes. Oh, gosh. That's definitely. Ding ding. Now boarding all those against data centers. I hate data centers.

Ding ding now boarding all those who support the political revolution in America. Oh, let's go. Let's go. This is Marjorie Taylor Greene doing a social media post at the airport. I think she was on her way to her wedding. I think she was getting married this weekend. And she does this whole thing about... standing up against something. And here's who's America first. You're not America first. You bailed like you left. You were done with it. You couldn't handle the heat. You got out of the kitchen. So don't try to get back into the kitchen now. Your opinion doesn't matter. It didn't matter when you bailed. Don't try to act like it matters now. Do all the social media. And by the way, at the end of that, there was like, who's ready for another episode of something living with Martin Marjorie Taylor Greene or something like that? Like it was like a reality show. It sounded like. following her around with a reality show, we have hit the ultimate rock bottom. I didn't think we would ever do it, but maybe we did. Nobody needs to hear her opinion. Nobody wants her opinion. And I think that's the way it is. You went on to the view and got smoked by the view. When you as a Republican get smoked and handled by the view going on to the end, she did. They were like, no, you're not coming back. Thanks. See you. Look, stay out of it. We don't want your voice in it anymore. Am I off base? Do you think I'm off base? Not at all. All right. Just check him. Number two. I don't vote. So I... You didn't vote for Trump. I'm telling Trump. I'm calling him. I'm telling him. You don't know some friends with him. You ain't got to worry about that. We're friends. He's the goat. Yeah, he's a goat, for sure. My opinion means nothing. I'm just... I'm just vanilla ice. I'm not dragging into politics, don't know. I don't vote. Vanilla ice saying, I don't vote. He's friends with the president also canceled his thing before his show, his show that he was scheduled to do. You know, for vanilla ice to say you don't vote when you're sitting on, I mean, you're literally sitting there with Sean Hannity and you go, I don't vote, what do you mean you don't vote? What do you mean you don't vote? Why not? Why don't you vote? Like, I'm going to tell President Trump, no, why don't you vote? Would have been my follow-up question. And I would ask that to anybody because do you know what their answer is going to be right? Oh, I don't think my vote counts. Right. And you're wrong. Every vote matters. And if you don't believe me, think about you could have had Andrew Gillum if 31 more thousand of the Democrats would have shown up and out. And that would have been very wild to see you could have had Andrew Gillum. That's how you know. He is the, he's the poster child of your vote matters. Number one. The day to days, the communism thing is rapidly obscuring. the day-to-day spending habits of Americans. So the communist thing is very detrimental to the Democratic Party. But what is the communist thing is this? Hello, are you on the planet Earth? Ma'am Donnell. Yeah, I love them.

O'Reilly going after Como. Look, look, let that guy know what's up. Like, O'Reilly, although, you know, he's passed his prime for sure, was like, what do you mean? Like, what are you talking about? Hello? McFly, are you in there? It's... We've had Newt and we've had Bill O'Reilly on this five today breaking down the knowledge of what communism and socialism or socialism, aka communism, is going to do to our country. It was basically the theme of the five today and understand what it's going to do to our country is going to tear it apart. Tear it apart from the inside. You have to stop that movement now. The five at 835. You know, old Jeb Bush comes riding around every once in a while and has some things to say. And Jeb went out there, by the way, Rob, and said that, beware because there are drones in Cuba. Building these devices, building other missiles, their Navy has been wiped out, and I applaud the Trump administration for the work that they've done. Iran has been a consistent threat to the United States of our country, certainly of Israel, and now we see that it's not just Israeli United States, but the Gulf region as well. I also want to point out that the press reports are there are 300 of these in Cuba. And we have very good defense capabilities. So this is not a press conference that's scared of the jesus out of people. The United States does have capabilities of defending the homeland for sure. Well, at first, I was like, why is anybody listening to Jeb Bush talk? Is Jeb trying to make another run? Like, is he trying to jump back into politics? Why is Jeb Bush doing any of this speaking at all? Well, he's on some board. and he was speaking at this particular event while he's a part of this board and talking on the possibility that drones could be at currently at the in Cuba. That's their last route in the Western Hemisphere. Right. And that's wild to think that they could be. I understand this. Like if they have drones that are attacking the Strait of Ormoos and they have them in Cuba. that's a real big threat to our country. And it feels a lot closer to home when you're in South Florida as, say, compared if you were living in the Midwest or up north somewhere. Right. It's in our backyard. I can see it from the shoreline. Pretty much just over the horizon. Right. It's right there. You can almost basically see it. So when you think about... the possibility of these drones. Let me be the first one to say that if this is true, as Jeb Bush spoke of the United, United Against Nuclear Iran event, and he praised Trump's actions, and he decimated Iran's ability to cause trouble. He said that's what Trump did. So when you think about Bush here, and he's on this board, and he's up there talking about this, and you've got to wonder, A, is he doing it for purpose, or B, what's bigger, the message?

The message is what's bigger. We need to think about whether or not these drones are really there. And if we've got 300 drones that are Russian, if they're Iranian, if they're anything at all and they're sitting there, we need to go get them drones. We have talked about this. We've addressed the idea. There were local lawmakers like Mario Diaz-Belard and Carlos Jimenez over in Miami area that had been trying to point attention to this matter. This was a few weeks ago. I know that we had reported on it. And obviously Jeb coming out and saying, well, maybe we should pay attention. I don't think they're a serious threat like dire. But I think that we absolutely have the Cubans. Yeah, those drones. We have the firepower to. to protect ourselves, I think. Right. I think being the key word in that sentence, just so you know, I mean, I'm just being, I think would have been the key word, right? I'm not into I'm thinking. I like more of like, let me level it just in case I don't know. But look at what they've been able to do over the course of the last eight months with our military between Iran and Venezuela. I don't think Trump's going to be stumped by a couple of drones out of Cuba. I don't either. I don't want any drones out of Cuba. I don't want to see them get off the ground in Cuba. Okay. Well, then maybe it's time to go liberate them. Yeah, it is. Absolutely. I'm glad you took us. Get out of Iran. Go liberate Cuba. And then come home and be done with it all. Right. Enjoy your break. Speaking of breaks. Last one of the weeks coming up next. Last one of your months. Woo! Woo!

the mainstream. We follow our own shadow, which looks a lot like George Washington riding a bald eagle. Sweet. 92-5 Fox News. Right. All along. I already left. Welcome. Good morning. Welcome back to daybreak. You were halfway out the door. I was like, oh, we got another break? All right. I'll stay. My bad. My bad. Oh, man. What a week it has been and what a week it's about to be. It's about to be amazing. And the one thing I'm glad is that I don't have cyclopor pariasis. I'm glad I don't have cycloporiasis. That is the diarrhea-causing parasite that is running across the country right now. And 50 people in Florida actually have it. I have a friend of mine who I can tell that she has it just by her post on the internet. And I'm not sure she has decided what this is. But these parasites are real, man. And like this one just wants to attack your system and basically. destroy your whole thing, man. But you've got to control your own habits. And that's what this comes down to. This is just a fair warning as I'm going out of town. Make sure you wash your hands. Make sure you cover, you know, make sure you're doing it, man, because that is gross and you don't want it. You don't want the seven-day diarrhea spurt. You just don't want it. And if you haven't experienced the magic of owning a bidet, now might be a great time to invest in one. Just saying. We were just talking about it. That's funny. It's funny you brought that up, man. It's like I believe, you know, during the pandemic and you couldn't get crap paper, right? Yeah. You had to get a pandemic. That's when we got our bidet actually. Us as well. And then shortly after that, we installed one in the other bathroom because sometimes you just need another bathroom, right? So we put one into the other bathroom as well. I think it's the greatest thing ever. And I was, you were like, You were talking about it. I said, well, I've got a travel one. It's cool. We have a travel bidet we take with us. I know this is way too revealing for this show. Never mind. You're probably not going to need it in France. Just saying. Oh, right, right. Way too revealing for the show. Now, back to regular news. Cycloposis asiasis. I don't know what it's called. Look, let me be the first one to say thank you very much for hanging out of me, but I will be back, all right? Unless the powers to be, don't let me come back. But I asked them about it. That way, if they weren't going to let me come back, I could just stay on vacation longer, but they were like, no, we need you back. I was like, all right, that's cool. And then I tried to stretch it without telling them, and they pointed out that I actually come. I did. Did you notice? You didn't even notice it. I did on the meeting yesterday. Right. I know he's, boss was listening right now, so I love this. I was like, I don't know. I think I've gone for two weeks. And the boss was like, actually, it's.