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Epic Fury is different. It's laser-focused. It's decisive. Destroy missiles, launchers, and Iran's defense industrial base so they cannot rebuild, destroy their Navy, and Iran never gets a nuclear weapon. The regime is in collapse, and the people are starting to turn against them. We're starting to see defections. Iran is just a military operation to me. Iran is something that... It was essentially largely over in two or three days. But report the reality. We're winning decisively and on our terms. Live from the Burna Less Lethal Pistol Pistol Studio. It's Howie Carr. 844-5-42, so oil futures dropped. sharply to $86 a barrel immediately after Trump's statements at the White House with Markwayne Mullin. Now they're up about, they've gone up a little bit since then. But, you know, this is the fog of war. You don't really know what's going on. I mean, the, you know, the Iranians are saying there are no negotiations going on, but they control the apparatchiks of the... of the IRGC control the Twitter accounts of these people who are supposedly talking to the administration. But yet you see the headline on the Wall Street Journal right now, Pentagon to deploy 3,080-second airborne soldiers to Gulf. deploying the troops would give President Trump's strategic options, but officials cautioned a decision to put boots on the ground in Iran hasn't been made. So he's, you know, he's playing good cop and bad cop, and he's both the good cop and the bad cop, you know. He's bringing in more paratroopers that could, you know, be launched into, on to Karg Island. And at the same time, he's talking about a gift from the Iranians, and they're not going to give up their, they're going to give up their nuclear ambitions. And, you know, as one of the textors pointed out, you know, yeah, you said they're lying about the, about the getting rid of the uranium. But the thing about liars is you never know when they're lying. They could have been lying about having. uranium enriched uranium so i i don't know it's uh it's it's going to take a while to to sort it all out i think 844 500 42 42 time now for the chump line

energy infrastructure with climate solutions constitutes a war crime. Well, yeah, if that's... How dare you? If that's your criteria, Joe Biden and his entire administration, including the energy secretary from Canada, should be on trial in short order. PSA wait times have improved, albeit with a somewhat icy reception. I'm in favor of what the textor said. Two lines. One is an ice line that will move very fast, and the second one will be a politically correct, no ice personnel line. I know what line I'm going to. Today's Chumpline is brought to you by Cadillac of Norwood. Do what I did, buy American and support America. I have the Cadillac XT6, which gives me seven seats. Enough room for the grandkids and books on my summer book tours. Visit them today or call 866-782-9561. That's 866782-9561. Cadillac of Norwood on the auto mile. Say it, did you hear that Donald Trump paused plans to bomb Iran's power plants? You are correct, sir. Yeah, he figured he could do more damage if he just put more helium in charge of their gas pipelines. That's very good. I like that one. Howie, what's boring, expensive, and over the hill. Bruce Springsteen in concert. Yeah. Bruce Springsteen in concert. I never much like that guy, but as the years go by, he becomes more and more obnoxious and loathsome. And he never had that many big hits, did he? Thank you for contacting Delta Airlines. If you happen to be a congressperson or congressional aid, please hang up now.

You know, if I were the CEO of any of the other airlines American or JetBlue or Southwest, I wouldn't be calling my PR president. Why didn't we think of this first? Why didn't we do this first? We'll talk about great PR. The reason the Gayatola is fighting so hard for Hormuz, it's the only straight they've got. I don't know. How much can you, I keep coming back to this. How much can you trust these people? I don't think you can trust them too much. You know, a gangster wants to stay alive. I'm not even sure these people, how many, a lot of these people, the ones that are running away, trying to ship their money out, running to Afghanistan, shaving their beards. They want to stay alive. But I'm sure a lot of these people. really, they're really dead enders, as Donald Rumsfeld used to call the people in Iraq. Deadenders, they don't give a bleep. Granny went nuts over Pete Hegseth's Christian tattoo, yet Graham Platner's Nazi symbol, she gave the poo-poo. This fraudulent squaw with the fake paw-paw is also renowned as Chief Spreading Do-Doo. By the way, they said that Markwayne Mullin is a member of the Cherokee Nation. Cherokee tribe. Is he related to the fake Indian? As one of the texters asked, does he like cold crab omelet too, just like the fake Indian does? You know, that's what they ate on the trail of tears, according to the fake Indian. Hey, Howie, what we have going on at the airports is the icing on the cape. Yeah, but the icing on the cake is usually good. I mean, what's going on at the airports, even with ice there is not all that great. Hi, Howie, Governor Patrick calling. There you go again, criticizing Connecticut for requiring ID when redeeming empty soda cans. As a victim of a senseless hate crime involving an empty soda can, we should require IDs, plus background checks, and a two-week waiting period. And we should close the package store loophole. We're going to be fine. Common sense. Bottle deposit laws. That's what we need around the country, not just in Connecticut and Massachusetts, everywhere. How many more, Mr. Speaker? How many more fraudulent Massachusetts and New York nickel deposit laws will be redeemed in the little nutmeg state of Connecticut before we go belly up? Like Bridgeport and Hartford, our leading ruined cities before us. That was your last chumpline message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.

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Maui car is back. Today's poll question is brought to you by Cozy Earth. This March, Cozy Earth craps every piece with care from soft, supportive socks for your steps through the day to breathable comforters that help you rest deeply at night. Head to cozyearth.com, cozyearth.com, and use my code Howie for up to 20% off. And if you get a post-purch survey, be sure to mention that you heard about Cozy Earth right here. Experience the craft behind the comfort and make every day feel intentional. Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at howie car show.com, is if you were the judge and the Kelsey Fitzsimmons assault with a deadly weapon trial, what would your verdict be? Guilty, not guilty, or don't know? Not guilty. 48% of the audience now says not guilty. 23% say guilty. 29% say don't know. All right. This is from 2024. Everybody thought this was a new cut, but Chris Murphy, the idiotic lightweight senator, the lighter of the two lightweight senators from Connecticut, is not having, it's clean-shaven. So this is from 2024, but this is what he says about illegal aliens. He's on MSNBC, cut four. And it has failed to deliver for the people we care about most, the undocumented Americans that are in this country. The people we care about most, the undocumented, and he calls them Americans, too. It's like, that's like rubbing salt in the wounds after he says they care more about illegal aliens than they do about Americans. Ugh, he calls him America. Wow. Everything free in America. Everything free in America. 844, 542. 42. So this is, you know, I'm really, I was never a fan of Robert Mueller, the FBI director, who later became the special counsel of the Watergate, the Russian collusion hoax. investigation of trump during his first term and the guy was i wrote a column about it uh about all of his uh his his his crimes his attempts to cover up the uh the framing of four innocent guys in the north end for a murder they didn't commit and they were the crime they were framed by the fbi that was getting paid off by rival gangsters And the guy named Wade Winfrey was on Facebook. One of my friends sent it to me today. And Wade Winfrey is talking about Mueller's later career when he was trying to frame Donald Trump, George Papadopoulos, Carter Page. It was basically a cover-up operation that he was the waspy.

frontman for all the George Soros, Andrew Weissman, Jack Smith types, lawfare, the lawfare crew to frame Donald Trump. But this is Wade Winfrey. I don't even know who he is, but he has a good take on Mueller. Cut one. Do you expect people to just forget? This is a man who completely sold his soul to the Clinton crime family and tried to undermine the results of an election, thereby tearing this country in half on something that he knew was false. He knew that Russian steel dossier was false. He knew it was. And he proceeded to do it anyway because he was bought. And in my opinion, that takes everything in his military service record and flips it on his head. He put this country through hell and he did it for his own benefit. You want me to mourn that? And you expect people, the amount of narcissism it takes for people on the left to expect people that put them through that to still be nice to them is just, it needs to be studied. It's just absolutely ridiculous, especially since after every conversation we have, if somebody even remotely disagrees with you, you devolve the conversation into calling us pedophiles and Nazis. And you expect us to have decorum back towards you in return. You save your outrage for somebody who cares. Well put, Wade Winfrey. Janet Mills, the wretched governor, the wretched ancient wrinkly governor of Maine, running against the wretched street kid from the Hotchkiss School, working class hero with a Nazi tattoo who accuses Israel of genocide. Well, Janet Mills had a tough day. She was asked on, of all places, MS. DNC 13 about the fact that last year she was talking about how Joe Biden was fit as a fiddle and sharp as attack. And this interviewer says, now you're saying you're fit as a fiddle and sharp as attack. And you're the same age as he was. So should we believe you after you lie to us? This was a good question from MSNBC. Cut five. So why should voters trust your judgment now when you had one opinion privately that was very impactful on the fate of our country in the grand scheme of things? And then now, when you're vouching for your own health, tell us why we should trust you. Listen, I wasn't going to kick the guy when he's down, honestly. But we had a meeting with the president just a few weeks or so after the horrible debate. And I was one of the people who spoke up and said, you know, all the governors, Democratic governors, called for this meeting in order to try to dissuade him from running. That didn't work at that time.

This is what you call rewriting history. So she's like the Iranians, though. When were they lying? The Iranians, are they lying now or were they lying then? About the ballistic missiles, about the... the nuclear weapons, the enriched uranium. And Janet Mills, are you lying now when you say people that are 80 years old should be getting into four or six year terms? Or were you lying then when you said everything was fine with Joe Biden? Which one is it? Janet, Governor Mills. 844-542-42-207. That was a good question from MSNBC. I suppose that's why I didn't see it mentioned in the Bangor Daily. Yes, exactly. Exactly. 339. Silvio Conti was the last Republican to represent the Berkshers. Did they just go woke out there or did they redistrict some, says Nick D. No, they just went woke. There's only so much you can redistrict in the westernmost district on the west coast of Massachusetts, as the fake Indian would say. They just went nuts. I'm Howie Car.

They both seem pretty, they both seem like fairly flawed candidates to me, Frank. I mean, not that Susan Collins isn't in their own way just as flawed. You know, two-term Susan, now going for, what, fifth term or sixth term? But, you know, I mean, both of them are terrible. I mean, it's like they used to say of the Iran-Iraq War. Mills and Graham Platner, isn't there some way they can both lose? Thanks for the call, Frank. John from New York. Yes. Heinrich, Martin Heinrich from New Mexico was a Democrat, yay, along with John Fetterman on Mark and Malin. Elizabeth Warren was, in fact, a name. Well, you know, you read histories of the Indian wars in the early part of the American history. The Indians often fought against one another. You know, Jared, and now it's happening again in the 21st century. You know? Old blood feuds. Yeah, I know the Comanches and the Apaches, you know, the Shanis and the Iroquois. Sometimes they didn't, they had problems, you know. John from New York, what do you make of what's happening today on the economic and the political front? I'll tell you how my head's spinning. I'm trying to keep up with President Trump, but he's a hard guy to keep up with because he keeps rolling strikes. And if he's not rolling strikes, he's rolling spares. And it seems like he's hitting everything he touches sort of turns to gold. So it looks like literally, by the way, gold was up today. after a down day and several down days, but it looks like it's sort of turning around and bottoming. And what's happening now is the world's running out of stuff because, you know, the oil market was shut down. So everything that is physical is skyrocketed in price, although our oil prices are down to $88. Right. They only rallied, after hours, they went up $25 on snooze, but oil is only up from $60, $65, $70 to, you know, it reached $120. But it's back down to $88. And there's an announcement on the tape. We'll see if it comes true. that there's going to be a temporary deal between the U.S. and Iran that's going to last ceasefire 30 days. Markets rallyed like $4 on that after hours. And oil is actually only up 25 cents. Overall, I mean, it looks like we got more good news coming out. But you know, on the other hand, it is quarter in. You know, you're right. I mean, my head's spinning too, because on the other hand, they're bringing 3,000 troops from the 82nd Airborne over to the mid-east.

And they've continued bombing, haven't they? I mean, I haven't seen anyone announce that there's any stoppage of the bombing. The Israelis are certainly going after everybody, especially Hezbollah in Lebanon and Beirut. And, you know, they've taken out the bridges on the Latani River to cut off Hezbollah. I mean, you know, it's just one mixed message after another. Yeah, it's pretty hard to track this thing, but I mean, if I had to bet on it, you know, I mean, the president's bringing the troops out. I don't think he's going to use him, but I didn't think he was actually seriously going to go in there, but it looks like he has, and it looks like he's going to finish the job. And, you know, I mean, it looks like we've done the work we've had to. So, I mean, it's hard to bet against the guy. Like I said, every time he rolls a ball down the aisle, it's... It's sort of like he's completing another round of bowl. He's completing a spare, if you will. So it seems like that's where we're going with this thing. And it's looking, I didn't think oil would shoot up. And it hasn't really shot up that much. If you look, it's up 20. Like I said, we got in the low 60s, but most of the end of last year, if you look at, it averaged around $65. And it shot up, of course, the 120. But now we're back down to $85, $88 a barrel. Yeah. So if we have a temporary ceasefire here, and it's going to be 30 days. That's what they're saying after hours anyway. It's good for the oil market. It's good for the U.S. stock market. And a lot of stocks have come down here. So if you want to get reinvested in gold, if you missed the opportunity before gold is actually gold and silver have rallied after hours because I think there's a lot of money is going to get relinked to gold, if you will, real money, if you will. So there's a real opportunity for you here to get sort of reinvested if you missed the last run in silver or gold. I just hope this is going to, if there is going to be a ceasefire, I hope this is a Venezuela-type ceasefire where they're basically defanged and they know that they'll be blown up if they get out of line. Because you can't really do business with these people. You know, they're insane. No, you can't. You can't. Yeah. And, you know, Trump is the one who's been saying all along, you know, you just can't keep, you know, rattling the sabres and not doing anything. You got to take these fiends out one way or another. And he's got to, I think he's got to do that, you know, he's got to, and if they can do it, you know, if they can relinquish power voluntarily. But it's kind of hard to ask these kinds of regimes. Did the Nazis relinquish power voluntarily? Not really, did they? No. No, it's a tough. I mean, hey, all I have to say is I'm glad he is president. Because who hell knows what kind of mess we being with Joe Biden right now. We'd be signing some surrender. We'd be signing a surrender agreement, I'm sure. I'm sure right now. On the flight deck of the Gerald Ford or the Abraham Lincoln, you know, yeah, I know, or the George H.W. Bush, yeah, would be surrendering to somebody on a camel. It's crazy, man. It's crazy to think about. But anyway, I'm glad he's in there. I'm glad he's rolling the dice. All right, John, thanks for, thanks. Are oil stock's good for the long run, somebody asked. What do you think?

Yeah, anytime you can buy oil on down days, if there's a settlement to this war, let's call it, or a semi-war, whatever you want to call it, anytime you can buy oil or physical commodities where they've come down like gold or silver. I mean, it's hard to believe how much silver has come down. But I think on any weakness here, particularly you may get some, just load it up on it. You know, gold's down $1,000 an ounce from the high. So it's okay to buy gold here. All right. Thank you, John, from New York. Thanks for checking in. We appreciate it. What was the guy's name with the Mueller diatribe? It was named Wade Winfrey. Like Oprah Winfrey, only Wade Winfrey. Apparently the missing vote in the Senate was Rand Paul. He took a walk. That was good move on Rand's part. And I, and again, I, I kind of understand why he was mad at him. You know, the guy, that nut from New Bedford almost killed him. And, you know, and Markwayne Mullin founded amusing. Ergs. So I don't blame him. Anyway, this Chicago murder is just really appalling. This poor freshman girl from New York was just out walking and a Venezuelan gangbanger invited into the country by Joe Biden and J.B. Pritzker just shot her down in cold blood. And then this... This alder woman named Maria Haddon, a wokester from the 49th ward, she doesn't care. She's not, she's just, I mean, she just really doesn't care. Cut 15. From what I've been told so far, right, from what police know, from speaking to the students who are with her.

It seems she might have that as they were just out, you know, people go out to the beach all the time, right? And they go out on the pier, they walk around. So the kids were out doing normal, normal things people do in the neighborhood. And it sounds like this might have been a wrong place, wrong time, running into a person who had a gun. They might have startled this person at the end of the pier unintentionally. But that's all we know. From what I've been told, what police investigation has turned up so far, what they've been able to share with me and with Loyola University, we don't believe there is cause for broader community concern. No, just illegal aliens all over the place from Venezuela shooting people randomly. This is the first person who's been killed by an illegal alien from Venezuela in Chicago or elsewhere. Lake and Riley was murdered by a Venezuelan in Georgia who was let go in a Democrat run, failed Blue City. The Chicago Sun Times, that was their headline. Wrong place, wrong time. You believe that? How about this illegal alien savage with tuberculosis? How about he was in the wrong place, meaning in civilization? The Chicago Tribune, the broadsheet, terrible newspaper now, it first described the illegal alien. His name is Medina, Medina, by the way. Medina hyphen Medina. They described him as a... And I get compliments on the hyphen. They described him as a Rogers Park man, a Rogers Park man. He wasn't even on the front page on Sunday. Monday's edition of the Tribune relegated the tragedy to a one sentence mention. One sentence. WGN, that's the radio station, world's greatest newspaper. It used to be. It's the all-news radio station. On Monday morning, WGN, the news station, described Medina as being of Chicago. and offered a single sentence as to his immigration status. Would you care to guess how many stories the Chicago public broadcasting affiliate has done on the murder by the Venezuelan monster? Jared, did you care to guess how many? I'm going to go Dean Warmer here, 0.0. You are correct, sir. There is not a single article on the PBS affiliate. Ugh, they're so bad. You can't hate them enough. You can't hate them enough. Imagine a scenario where you or your loved ones face a threat. Your first instinct might be to resort to lethal force, but it's crucial to consider a safer, less lethal alternative first to avoid the legal complications associated with firearms. Introducing Berna. berna's less lethal pistol launcher this device is equipped with tear gas and kinetic ammunition and designed to incapacitate an attacker for up to forty minutes providing a critical window for you to escape or get help while minimizing the risk of permanent harm here's a real-life account from a berna customer named adam

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Howie Carr is back. You know those evil ice agents, Gestapo? You know what they were doing today at the Houston airport? They were passing out cold bottles of water to the people. Barbaric. Those Nazi bastards. 844-542. Bill, the UPS guy says, someone intentionally startled me the other day when I was walking into a building. I didn't take out my gun and shoot him. Stupid comment on the alderman's part. Yeah, I get the feeling she's a pretty stupid person, Bill. We were talking yesterday about this weird case in Plymouth with the woman who seems kind of not guilty, the police officer, Samantha. Pelrine, Pelrine, 31. She was placed on administrative leave after the state police notified the Plymouth PD that there was an investigation going on a criminal probe. Well, we know more about it today. She had, Pelryne, the officer, the blonde officer, is the subject of an abuse prevention order filed in Plymouth District Court a week ago today, St. Patrick's Day. In a handwritten affidavit. The accuser claims that Officer Pellrine and her husband, Daniel Forran, quote, both sexually assaulted me until 2025 and physically assaulted me until 2026. Physical assault was only performed by Daniel Foran, the accuser wrote in the affidavit. They are looking for me and I am scared for my safety. The accuser wrote in the affidavit. good lord eight four four five hundred forty two forty two that is a strange story And we didn't get a chance to go. They had a hearing today on the Plaza Gate scandal with the billion dollars that Maura Healey's administration tried to leave on the table. We'll try to get to some of those cuts tomorrow. We may have some interesting developments on the police, the policeman in Boston charged with manslaughter. by the district attorney who's very, taking a lot of heat. The district attorney is having a birthday party this evening in the south end. I wonder if any photographers will be there to take pictures of the people going into the birthday party for the anti-police district attorney, Kevin Hayden. What would be your thoughts, Jared? You think there's a photographer going to be there, taking pictures? Kind of like the No Whites Need Apply Christmas Party a couple of years ago? I might know some people who were scrambling to do something like that. Yeah. Stand by for a barrage. I'm Howie Carr.