The Oyster Führer Can't Keep Is Story Straight | 5.01.26 - The Howie Carr Show Hour 3

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at a subject that you should talk about publicly for whatever reason, you ask the judge if you can see him or her at sidebar, correct? We all saw it during the Karen Reed trial. And so then both the prosecution and the defense, or if it's a civil case, both sides, they go up and they see the judge at the side. of the bench and then they discuss it in uh and usually the um The court reporter is still there. She's taking notes or he's taking notes. But it's not made public. It seems to me that, you know, this guy, Boland, I don't know if he's being set up as the fall. He looks like he's being set up as the fall guy here. But why didn't he, if he thought this thing was germane, and it obviously was germane, but why didn't he just ask for a side judge? Can I see you with us? Can we have a sidebar conference here? I want to discuss something. This guy. This guy's a murderer, Judge. He's an accused murderer. Or is it possible that Boland knew knowing this woman's Marxist record, knowing what she did with Laurel Libby, you know, refusing to allow her to exercise her First Amendment rights as an elected representative of the people? Do you think maybe Boland knew that it wouldn't really matter if the judge knew anything or not? And again, it was a public... Press release two weeks before the hearing that this guy was an accused murderer. And you're telling me nobody, nobody told her? She's that dumb? 844-542-42. 844-4-500-42. 42. Got a great story from the National Review, the absurd rise of Graham Platner by Jim Garrity. He sums it all up. We're going to tweet out the story. But first, we'll take a couple of calls on Iran before I read this about Graham. It really puts everything in a good perspective about how absurd it is. He's done nothing but go up in the polls since the Democrats found out he had a Nazi tattoo. And again, these are the very same people who wanted to disqualify Pete Hegseth as the Secretary of War because he had a Jerusalem cross tattoo. That was disqualifying. But an SS death's head tattoo makes him one of nature's nobleman. That's what they're saying. That's what the Democrats are saying. Richard, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Richard. Hi, Howie. I wanted to just make a comment, quick comment about the Iranian nuclear issue. And it's simply this. I don't hear many people talking about it, but if Iran, if they think Iran, if other countries think, especially in the Mideast, think Iran has a bomb or is about to get a bomb, they're going to want one too because they know that probably we're not.

They're not going to protect them. And the next thing you're going to know is, see, is 10 fingers on 10 buttons. And they'll blow the whole price up. It's crazy. Right. I mean, I think people know that. It hasn't been talked about much during this current situation. But the Arabs certainly understand it. Do you know who's helping the United Arab Emirates, you know, get into a more lethal defensive position against Iran, Richard? The Israelis. The Israelis, yeah, really, yeah. Because, you know, the enemy of my enemy, Or the friend, what is it, the friend, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. That's it. The enemy of my enemy. So the UAE, I mean, they're not the worst of the bunch over there, but, you know, they're still Muslims. They don't like Israel, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend. UAE doesn't want to blow Israel off the map. The Iranians do. Thanks for the call, Richard. Charlie, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Charlie. Howie, how are you doing, old man? Good. I was stationed in Key West Florida back in the 60s, and I worked with a naval ordinance unit down there. And we had scientists and engineers come from all over North America, whether it was MIT or Caltech or whatever, to test weapons for the future. Believe it, stuff where we were using today started back in the 60s, 70s and 80s and whatever. But we trained dolphins at that time to carry explosives under the warning that's in Vietnam. But this was down in Key West. We had big pens set up. And the biggest problem we had was to find a harness large enough that can hold a certain amount of explosives at the time. Yeah, because they're pretty big, aren't they? Oh, yeah. But now with new technology for explosives, if the Iranians try to... perfect a way to get dolphins to carry explosives, it might be worthwhile, but the military ships are really made out of heart and steel and usually double-hulled. Right. So, you know, Charlie, you know, so you have experience with dolphins. They tell us how smart dolphins are. Would a dolphin be really smart to strap on some explosives and go try to blow up the USS Gerald Ford at the behest of some Muslim savages in Tehran?

Right. It's almost impossible today with the technology and the sensors that are in the water around ships and the submarines and all the other safety gear that they have. But the dolphins themselves are very, very smart, but if they get stressed at all, they lose it. They would do whatever they could to get rid of the heavy weight on the back of the dogs. So they're like Democrats, Charlie. Yeah, yeah. But we worked for months perfecting the harness as the engineers and scientists. This is back in 68 in Key West. Perfecting the harness to carry enough explosives to go into Vietnam, different harbors, and blow up ships. So we did as much as we could. Then they flew the dolphins, the air freighted them out to Hawaii and got the dolphins acclimated in Hawaii. Then they went on to Vietnam. But the amazing thing that I'd like is I was working with all these scientists and engineers. In later years, I see working on projects at a science fiction, you know, on documentaries on the History Channel or in books and whatever, or the real story about the hunt for Red October. I worked a lot of those guys. Yeah. Well, I mean, stuff you think was science fiction, it turns out to be true. I mean, look at Jurassic Park. You know, they bring back this deadly, deadly thing. And then it turns out that Anthony Fauci and them are giving money to Red China to create a virus that's a lot more deadly than Tyrannosaurus Rex. You know? I mean, it's this cra, it's, it's crazier than what Anthony Fauci did and the Democrats with the red Chinese. It was crazier than Jurassic Park. And it was true. Thanks for the call. 844-542-42-603 says that Nazi tattoo goes a lot further than Pete Hegseth. The Democrats have been yelling for 10 years that Hitler is, Trump is Hitler reborn and a Nazi himself, but now a Nazi tattoo is perfectly acceptable. Well, Pete Hegseth is not a Nazi tattoo. It's the old Jerusalem cross. It's from the Crusades. That thing that the Graham Platner's got, that is a. That's a death's head tattoo from the SS, which is not the Vermacht, which was the regular army. It's not the Luftwaffe. Those are the stormtroopers. Those are Antifa. Those are the FBI under Joe Biden. They're the secret police. 844-542. Tom, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Tom. Hey, Howie. I've been listening off and on this afternoon. Number one, could you repeat that judge's name who let the Dominican murderer go? And then the other point is with regards to Iran developing a nuclear weapon.

Their religious leaders have made it clear that they're looking forward to Armageddon and the 12th Imam coming down from heaven. And, you know, I've tried to explain this to highly educated white liberals that call me an Islamophol. And I'm not an Islamophob. I have a rational fear of Islamists that are looking forward to bringing on the rapture. That's not abnormal on my part. And all I can tell you that with regards to Pete Hegseth-F, a guy that I went to high school with that later worked for the Associated Press sent me in private instant messages, Pete Hegseth-F is a white supremacist white Christian national because of those processes. You know, he's just ridiculous. So what is Graham Platner? You know? It's obvious the guy had issues. The Jerusalem Cross is near beer compared to the death head, which is grain alcohol, 200 proof. I mean, that's the difference. All I can say with liberals. All I can say is Robert Byrd was a grand legal, a recruiter of Senator from West Virginia. As long as he begs for forgiveness, they'll look past the sins. And Al Sharpton is a classic example of that that made vile remarks about Jews, Chinese people, and Greek... theologians, where he called them Greek homos at a pulpit back in 1984. But now he's a moral leader of the American left. So, you know, as long as you just change your, you know, change your stripes, you're no longer a leopard. Unbelievable. But anyway, can you name that woman, please? Your name is Melissa. Du Bois, D-U-B-O-S-E, Melissa D-U-B-O-S-E. And she's the one who ruled against Representative Libby, Laurel Libby. Up in Maine, she's the one who said she was in her Marxist phase, and Senator Robert F. Kennedy Jr. asked her about it, and she didn't explain it very well. She's just the ultimate DEI higher, among so many others from the dementia Joe Biden, junta, that misrule the country so grievously for four years. 844-542. I'm Howie Car. Follow Howie on Instagram. Yeah, hi. I'm a big influencer. Howie Car Radio Network. Go ahead and check it out. Recipe and bio. Howie Car is back.

Today's poll question is brought to you by Local Silver Mint, located in Ware, New Hampshire. Silver Dave will work with you directly. Contact him at localsilverment.com, local silverment.com. Jared, what's the poll question? What are the results thus far? Today's poll question, which you can vote in at Howeycar Show.com, is what should U.S. do next in Iran? Restart bombing now and finish the job. Continue the blockade a while longer. Continue the blockade indefinitely or declare victory and go home. Continue it a while longer. Not forever, but a while longer. 19% of the audience agrees with you there. 15% say continue the blockade indefinitely. 5% say declare victory and go home and 61% say restart bombing now and finish the job. All right. 844, 500, 42, 42. You know, people are texting and saying that the Defense Department has been, or the War Department, whatever you want to call it, has been using dolphins since at least 1959. And, you know, that made me think about dogs being used, you know, and how there was just a case earlier this week. The Israelis, you know, they're clearing out these savages in southern Lebanon, Hezbollah. And they got into this building, and they thought there were some of the fiends were inside. So they had a dog, and they sent the dog in. The dog starts barking. He found them. And do you know what the Hezbollah people? They shot the dog. They killed the dog. You know what the Israelis did? They just pulled back and they radioed the air, the airstrike. They killed those six terrorists who killed the dog. They're all dead, too. So nice. It was so nice. I felt bad for the dog, but I like seeing the IDF footage of the building being destroyed. Pat, you're next with Highway Car. Go ahead, Pat. Yeah, Howie, did you miss me? I haven't talked to you in 10 years, Pat from Vermont. How are you doing? Boy, that's good. I forgot it all about you, Pat. I hate to say. I'm sorry to admit that, but that's great. I'm glad you're back. Feelings. Oh, I am. I didn't even realize what station you're on up here. I figured it out, and now I can listen to. Not as long as I used to, but I still do, and I enjoy your show a lot. I wish you'd come up here once in a while. We tried last year, but they couldn't get us a venue, proper venue. So maybe we'll get up there still. Go ahead, Pat, though. Thanks for coming back. Yeah, we get, oh, it's nice talking to. Hey, you know, here's a thing with the gerrymandering. It just warms the cockles of my heart to see the shoe on the other foot. Isn't that nice? I mean, I like to see what's been done to us for how many decades now? You know, and right now, how many seats are really gained because of this? I know. And, you know, I'm so happy, too, Pat, and I think that I, you know, I helped get the word out. You know, New England, 40% of the electorate, six states voted for Trump, and we have zero congressman out of 21. And I'm glad everybody's figuring that out, you know?

Yeah, yeah, it's about time. And it's not just here. Well, you know, in the other states, too, what's happening with that? It's going to wind up in a lot of seats. I mean, we can gain a lot of seats in the House and maybe the Senate, too, you know. Well, not the Senate, but I'm so glad Ron DeSantis. You know, this happened. That vote was last week. And the Florida legislature, it took them less than a week to go back into a special session in Tallahassee. And I'm just keeping my fingers crossed down here, Pat, that I'm going to lose my Democrat congresswoman. Lois Frankel. She went to BU like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. You could see why I want to get rid of her, right, Pat? Yeah, yeah. Plus she's old. I think she's older than Janet Mills. Not as old as Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters, but older than Janet Mills. Thanks for the call, Pat, and don't be a stranger. Don't be a stranger, okay? 844-5-42-42. Pat, Philip, I got about 30 seconds here. Go ahead. Hi, I'm Howie. I just wanted to briefly add with Graham Platner. He was stationed in Croatia, and he said he got that tattoo there. During World War II, the Eustasha ran a concentration camp in Croatia, and they also used that symbol. Yeah. I know. And he tells different stories. He's a history buff, but he didn't know what it meant. And now he says, well, I did know what it meant, but I had PTSD. So which is it? Get your story straight there. Oyster furor. I'm Howie Carr.

Live from the Burna Less Lethal Pistol Pistol Studio, it's Howie Carr. I'm watching trumpet from the villages. He's really on fire. He's having a good time this afternoon. Talking about the cognitive tests and everything else. I don't know. I don't know how he does it. I mean, he's got to make another speech tonight in West Palm. I just don't, I don't know how he can keep going like that. You know, it's not, you know, it's not like he's just making some, you know, pro forma remarks, you know. He's like really just, you know, doing a stand-up routine here. for for the voters in the villages which obviously one of his it's it's a big trump area but you know he's just he's almost 80 and he keeps keeps going Anyway, I want to read some of this story. Did we tweet this out? Yes. It's been posted on X. Yep. It's been posted on X. Yep. And this is a good story. And if you want to learn more about this guy, this is a good way to just get a sampling of his absurdity. The absurd rise of Graham Platner. It's by Jim Garrity, National Review online. And he says he's been joking about it. But Graham Platner's de facto primary win is actually dark, depressing, and sad. You could make a compelling argument that anti-Semitism was actually Graham Platner's biggest strength in the short-lived Democrat Senate primary. This is what is Phil Klein, another guy at National Review wrote. On one occasion, he promoted a social media post from the neo-Nazi Holocaust denier, Stu Peters. He also sat for a lengthy interview with anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists Nort Kornatia, claiming he was a longtime fan. He has described the U.S.-Israel relationship as shameful and praised a violent Hamas attack on Israel in 2014. He's not remarkably accomplished. He comes from a privileged background. His dad bought him his house. In his early appearances, it was clear he didn't know how the Senate appropriations process works. Out of nowhere, seemingly apolitical magazines like Bon Appetit started publishing glowing, soft-focused profiles about this guy. But there's also something absurd about the rapid rise of platinum after the revelation last October that he had a death's head tattoo of the Nazi SS on his chest for 18 years. This is what he said when the controversy emerged. It was not until I started hearing from reporters and DC insiders that I realized this tattoo resembled a Nazi symbol. I absolutely would not have gone through life having this on my chest if I knew that.

and to insinuate I did is disgusting. This is not how all of Graham Platner's old acquaintances remember it, and his former political director said he told her he had a problematic tattoo in the summer of 2025. A glowing New Yorker profile of Graham Platner described the candidate as, quote, a precocious reader. He's 40 years old. How could he be precocious? oh i guess when he was a kid he devoured books on military history especially the american civil war and watched ken burns documentary series about the conflict on television it would seem a bit odd says jim garrity that a military history buff would look in the mirror for 18 years and not recognize the symbol of the SS, recognizable to anyone who's ever watched any World War II movie or the hilarious are we the baddies British comedy sketch. Luke Winky of Slate says, are you really going to reprimand? Trump's fascist leanings with a toten cough, a death's head tattoo on your chest. Where do we draw the line on who gets invited into the big tent? I've got an idea. This is the guy from Slate. How about we draw the line of Nazi tattoos? I think we can all agree on that. No, I guess we can't. We can't. But he's going after... Every other interest must be sublimated to the ultimate goal, says Jim Garrity, of defeating those menacing extremist Republicans, who many Democrats would insist are the real fascists, including in this particular case, Senator Susan Collins, her lifetime ACU, that's American Conservative Union rating, 43 out of 100.

The only person seriously calling Graham Platner a communist around here is, Checks notes, himself. But that was a long time ago in 2021. He was an immature youth. It was an indiscretion, youthful indiscretion at the age of 37. Did he point, remember the okay hand gesture? It was a symbol of hate. I stopped making it on the camera. I didn't want to do a freeze frame and call me a Nazi. I still don't do it. I won't do it. For a while there, says Jim Garrity in National Review, the OK hand gesture was listed as a symbol of hate and something that could put you under suspicion of being a closeted white nationalist. But getting a tattoo of a symbol of the SS on your chest is now allegedly no reason for suspicion. It illuminates the degree to which many players on our political scene now use the Nazi as a synonym for, quote, someone I disagree with at the moment. The reason this is a good story is it goes over what a lot of people have been saying, you know, normal people as well as fluffers for the Democrat Party. Now here's one of them right now, a fluffer for the Democrat Party, Michelle Goldberg, writing in the New York Times today about Maine Democrats' enthusiastic support of Graham Platner. As America slips deeper into social and economic crisis, Are we really slipping deeper? The electorate might gravitate towards leaders offering far-reaching solutions. Far-reaching solutions. Garrity says, I don't know about you, but I really don't like hearing the term far-reaching solutions when discussing a guy with a Nazi tattoo. Yeah, it sounds a little too much like final solutions, doesn't it? Progressive columnist Will Bunch, this is in the Philadelphia Enquirer, said, if anything, the furor over the Nazi tattoo probably helps Graham Platner in a weird way, as voters are rebelling against those despised elites trying to police what's acceptable and telling them whom they can vote for. He has only risen in the polls since the first report about his Nazi tattoo. And Garrity says this. I couldn't agree with him more. If saying that you shouldn't vote for a guy who has a Nazi tattoo and an implausible story about how he accidentally got it and somehow never noticed it makes me one of those despised elites who are trying to police what's acceptable and telling them who they can vote for, then fine, I guess I'm a despised elite. It makes two of us. I mean... At some point, some things are disqualifying, aren't they? I mean, if he just said, I was drunk as a skunk and I didn't know what it meant and all this, but he's, I mean, he's equivocating. He has multiple stories, like Elizabeth Warren, his soulmate, who came up to Portland to endorse him. You know, she's got all these stories about why she called herself an Indian. He's got all kinds of stories about why he got this tattoo. Joe and Mika had Graham Platner on this morning. Joe was drooling and Mika was glowing. Mike, you're next with Howie Carr. Go ahead, Mike. I'll tell you, Howie. It's good to hear Pat's voice again. Yeah, it is. You know, you and I've been talking for years and years. And I'm going to tell you right now, I'm a retired 12-year Marine.

in a 15-year contractor for the Department of Defense, Langley, and Poggy Bottom. Now, I want to say something, and I usually don't talk about another guy's military service, but let me tell you something. If I was running for the U.S. Senate at his age, let me tell you, when you're in combat with guys, it forms a lifetime bond. Now, not one guy from his Marine Corps or Army unit has showed up in Maine to do an ad, to knock on doors, to be seen with him. I just want the veterans in Maine to understand what I'm saying. This guy's a fraud. Do you understand this? If he served here or there. Look, I did three tours in Vietnam. I served in Operation Urgen, Fury and Grenada, and I served an Operation Just Cause in Panama. That's how long I did it. Now, we had PTSD, but I got news for you. That's why they bounced him out of the Marine Corps for the tattoo. That's why he went to the Army. And when you switch branches, you don't do the physical you would to get in. So they probably never noticed the tattoo. But he kept it. He kept it. You know, if I woke up drunk, Haui, and now for three tours, and I went to Bangkok, and I got a North Vietnamese tattoo put out on my chest, I got to tell you, just imagine, okay? That's how stupid and ridiculous this is. Imagine, hey, Mike, imagine if Pete Hegseth, instead of having a Jerusalem cross tattoo, which he was crucified for, if he had an SS tattoo, you think they would be bending over backwards to explain it all the way? You think they'd be swooning on MSNBC? Not only that, you know, Howie. We have a great woman up here. I disagree with her on a lot of issues. But I'll tell you, she's the chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee. Now, are you guys willing to trade this for a guy that's not going to be able to find the bathrooms down there? Let me clue you. They will eat him up and spit him out down there before he even gets his feet on the ground. So wake up, Maine. Yeah, but I guess all he said today, maybe I didn't know where he said it, but I guess all he said today was they're just going to go after Trump, they're going to drag, they're going to subpoena everybody in the White House, all the Republicans if they take over the Senate. And that's all they care about, Mike. They don't care about prosperity or getting gas prices back down or. preventing a nuclear holocaust at the hands of the mulles. They don't care about closing the borders and safe streets and cutting the welfare rolls. They don't care about any of that stuff. It's all about getting Trump. That's all they care about. You know, I served under a lot of president from Johnson, you know, all the way to Reagan and Eurley Bush years. And I've got to tell you, I have never seen

I hate for one of our presidents that I'd seen with this. I just got to tell you. You know, and I served under a lot of presidents. They were Republican. They were Democrats. It didn't matter. When I got the go order, I went regardless. And they need to stop this. This is the most ridiculous. thing I think I've ever seen. You know, Mike, you say none of his fellow Marines have come up to campaign for him. How about any of his fellow preppies from the Hotchkiss school, if they come up to support him? I don't think they've even come up, have they? Well, because he doesn't have a last name with two of them, you know what I mean? He's got a problem with his last name. Thanks for the call, Mike. Spring has sprung, so it's time for you to think about you. Wherever you are in New England, Perfect Smiles is so worth the trip to tax-free Salem, New Hampshire. In April, listeners from Westford, Mass, and Key, New Hampshire, traveled to meet Dr. Tam and Dr. Cy's team because they wanted to go to the best dental practice in New England. I know how good Perfect Smiles is because I've been going there forever, and my teeth look better than ever, if I do say so myself. My first appointment at Perfect Smiles is a week from today, Friday, May 8th. Getting your teeth checked is critical to staying healthy. You need those regular checkups. Listers who've tried Perfect Smiles have found out for themselves just how good Perfect Smiles is and how much a smile transformation can mean to them, both professionally and personally. Go to Perfect Smiles.com and check out the before and after photos. You will be amazed. A smile makeover gives you the confidence that makes everything so much easier. There is a reason why we say perfect smiles, change your smile, change your life. It truly does. Recently, a neighbor had a friend who went in for a routine checkup and they found a lump under his tongue. Oral care is critical to your help. I'll say it again. You need to get checked and keep up your cleanings as well. Visit perfect smiles.com today and upgrade your life. That's perfect smiles.com or call them at 603-5956699. Change your smile, change your life. I'm Howie Car. Howie Car will return.

Howie car is back. Indiana. Indiana wants me. Lord, I can't go back there. Two Honduran illegal aliens. We're doing just some simple drive-by shootings on an interstate in Indiana last weekend. Because, you know, they're just bringing their... their quaint third world culture to the heartland. Cut one. State police believe Ramos Posadas is the one who actually fired the shots while riding in the passenger seat with his friend who didn't have a license doing the driving. According to this affidavit, the two suspects confessed the road rage incident began when the other vehicle brake checked them and the shots fired were to scare the other driver. State police said the case illustrates how traffic cameras have made it easier than ever to hold suspects accountable for their reckless behavior on the interstates. They urge everyone to stay calm and be patient behind the wheel. The key is to disengage. If you find yourself in a road rage situation, whether you're the aggressor or the illegal alien. Disengage right away because they're all armed. And what we see time and time again are they know they're not going to be prosecuted. Leading immediate to deadly violence. In addition to the felony charges against the suspected shooter Ramos Fasadas, the 19-year-old is also being held on a federal detainer for immigration-related issues. He remains behind bars at the Marion County Court without bond pending an initial hearing. Jesse Wells, Fox 59 News. How could that be? How can that be? I wonder if they were on their way to work on Saturday afternoon when they were firing shots at the American woman. So apparently Trump was, he was greeted at the airport this afternoon by Ron DeSantis, whose term limited, he's a lame duck. He did a great job with the redistricting, but... He's going to be needing a new job come January. So he's looking ahead. And there's a headline in the New York Post that President Trump is thinking of appointing him to some job. I would think Attorney General would be the one that he would like to go for, you know, because he's a lawyer. And he's really been a great governor. And it was scary when that crackhead gay mayor of Tallahassee, who had the FBI posse chasing him, almost beat him in 2018. Very, very disturbing. But, you know, he got in, and it's been off to the races. So this is Ron DeSantis talking about Hakeem Jeffries saying, bleep around, find out.